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Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 807315 viewsBoston

What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?

A Volts Wagon.

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Corny Joke Warning on 17:40 - Jun 25 with 6936 viewsBoston

My cat swallowed a ball of wool.

Couple of months later she had mittens.

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Corny Joke Warning on 19:22 - Jun 26 with 6640 viewsSonofpugwash

Just found out that acupuncture can't cure pins and needles.

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Corny Joke Warning on 22:04 - Jun 26 with 6560 viewsNewBee

Corny Joke Warning on 19:22 - Jun 26 by Sonofpugwash

Just found out that acupuncture can't cure pins and needles.


Needs an injection
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Corny Joke Warning on 23:11 - Jun 26 with 6532 viewsTrom

I've recently got into playing silent tennis.

It's like normal tennis but without the racket.
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Corny Joke Warning on 17:55 - Jul 12 with 6050 viewsEsox_Lucius

Have you ever been sat in your car, singing along to the radio, and noticed the person in the car next to you is singing the same song? It happened to me today. I was bombing down the motorway, singing along to the Spice Girls. I looked to my right and a guy was staring at me, singing the same song. You wouldn’t have thought “Stop Right Now” would be a policeman's type of song, but there you go.

The grass is always greener.

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Corny Joke Warning on 23:24 - Jul 12 with 5910 viewsBoston

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?


Carpet.

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Corny Joke Warning on 00:59 - Jul 13 with 5839 viewsBoston

I note the decision in the Alec Baldwin trial... and I stand behind the man.


But you won't catch me standing in front of him.
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Corny Joke Warning on 20:52 - Jul 13 with 5610 viewsSonofpugwash

When I was growing up we didn't have the internet.
People had to come all the way to my house to call me a c*nt.

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Corny Joke Warning on 16:32 - Jul 14 with 5423 viewsBoston

Not made up, actually breaking news from New York...

The first female commissioner of the NY Fire Department, Laura Kavanagh, has decided to resign.

When asked why she was stepping down she replied, "it's time to pass on the torch".

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Corny Joke Warning on 08:52 - Jul 16 with 5190 viewsCateLeBonR

I can't decide what type of fish I saw swimming under the bridge today. I'm going to mullet over.
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Corny Joke Warning on 09:07 - Jul 16 with 5171 viewsjohann28

Corny Joke Warning on 08:52 - Jul 16 by CateLeBonR

I can't decide what type of fish I saw swimming under the bridge today. I'm going to mullet over.


I wouldn't bother. Bound to be a red herring
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Corny Joke Warning on 20:37 - Jul 16 with 4991 viewsSonofpugwash

Patient; "Doctor, what happens when we die?"
Doctor; "We clean down the bed and bring in a new patient. "

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Corny Joke Warning on 20:39 - Jul 17 with 4770 viewsSonofpugwash

Man goes in yo a library,says to the librarian "have you got a book about men with really small penises?"
She replies "It's not in yet"
"Yeah that's the one".

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Corny Joke Warning on 13:16 - Jul 18 with 4651 views222gers

I was driving up the A12 when I saw a car at the side of the road with his hazards on.
I pulled over to see if there was any assistance I could be of.
He said “I'm out of petrol, could you get me some”
I said “I can't but Jerry can”
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Corny Joke Warning on 15:09 - Jul 19 with 4456 viewsBoston

Myself and Mrs Boston were wed in a toilet.

It was a marriage of convenience.

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Corny Joke Warning on 22:44 - Jul 27 with 4029 viewsloftboy

I've got a bottle of Newcastle Brown stuck in my foot...



The doctor says it's an ingrowing toon ale.

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Corny Joke Warning on 23:09 - Jul 27 with 3977 viewsBoston

Corny Joke Warning on 22:44 - Jul 27 by loftboy

I've got a bottle of Newcastle Brown stuck in my foot...



The doctor says it's an ingrowing toon ale.



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Corny Joke Warning on 22:32 - Aug 1 with 3634 viewsBoston


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Corny Joke Warning on 16:34 - Aug 4 with 3311 viewsBoston

Mrs Boston was just telling me that 40 is the new 30.

Lovely women...banned from driving.

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Corny Joke Warning on 00:52 - Aug 8 with 3002 viewsBoston


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Corny Joke Warning on 01:02 - Aug 8 with 2995 viewsBoston


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Corny Joke Warning on 17:57 - Aug 16 with 2570 viewsEsox_Lucius

I went to donate blood today, never again! They asked way too many questions: where did the blood come from? Whose blood is it? Why is it in a plastic bucket.
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The grass is always greener.

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Corny Joke Warning on 10:33 - Aug 17 with 2240 viewsSonofpugwash

My first parachute jump and I was terrified.
My instructor said "If you don't jump I'll stick two fingers up your arse."
"And did you jump?" asked a friend.
"A little bit" I replied.

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Corny Joke Warning on 11:41 - Aug 17 with 2146 viewsloftboy

I didn’t think Monkey Pox was a real thing,

Then I saw their face, now I’m a believer.

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Corny Joke Warning on 11:05 - Aug 18 with 1942 viewsRebalhoop

Grandad Jim,from Stepney,came to see us yesterday,so we thought we’d take him out for a Curry,I love a good Ruby,says Grandad,anyway,there all are reminiscing about the good old days,when talk turns to Grandads favourite music,when just at that point,the waiter turns to Grandad and asks
“Do you like Channa Dall” Grandad says”Don’t like no Bowie songs son”
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