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Have you ever been sat in your car, singing along to the radio, and noticed the person in the car next to you is singing the same song? It happened to me today. I was bombing down the motorway, singing along to the Spice Girls. I looked to my right and a guy was staring at me, singing the same song. You wouldn’t have thought “Stop Right Now” would be a policeman's type of song, but there you go.
The grass is always greener.
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Corny Joke Warning on 23:24 - Jul 12 with 4426 views
Man goes in yo a library,says to the librarian "have you got a book about men with really small penises?" She replies "It's not in yet" "Yeah that's the one".
I was driving up the A12 when I saw a car at the side of the road with his hazards on. I pulled over to see if there was any assistance I could be of. He said “I'm out of petrol, could you get me some” I said “I can't but Jerry can”
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Corny Joke Warning on 15:09 - Jul 19 with 2972 views
I went to donate blood today, never again! They asked way too many questions: where did the blood come from? Whose blood is it? Why is it in a plastic bucket.
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The grass is always greener.
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Corny Joke Warning on 10:33 - Aug 17 with 758 views
My first parachute jump and I was terrified. My instructor said "If you don't jump I'll stick two fingers up your arse." "And did you jump?" asked a friend. "A little bit" I replied.
Grandad Jim,from Stepney,came to see us yesterday,so we thought we’d take him out for a Curry,I love a good Ruby,says Grandad,anyway,there all are reminiscing about the good old days,when talk turns to Grandads favourite music,when just at that point,the waiter turns to Grandad and asks “Do you like Channa Dall” Grandad says”Don’t like no Bowie songs son”