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Beast From The East. 09:17 - Feb 27 with 22380 views

Snowfall in Leigh On sea currently with less depth than Stan Cummings in his dorothy perkins fishnets doing the limbo, i.e 1/2 an inch, yet my builders can't navigate the seemingly sir john franklin erebus expedition of the flemish cap from basildon to leigh, to stick up a fackin' partition wall and bi fold doors' , because of the snow'.

Most vexing to my spirit as i've taken 3 days off work. Might as well go down the Peterboat for sensibly priced lager by the fishing boats.

it's a shame as I once took leave from fasting and prayer, for about 33 years, to partake of alcohol and Recreational drugs. At 17 Satan did tempt me and bestowed upon me incontinence most high after 3 grams of hurry up and 15 pints of holsten in the coach and horses, Plaistow.

oh wretched man that i am, my strength faileth because of my iniquity; my bones have been consumed by the pleasures of the flesh. I am a broken vessel, Waiting for the Peterboat to open at 11.30am to get on the facking tap.Fackin' Builders.

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Beast From The East. on 18:52 - Feb 27 with 2641 views

hubble

Beast From The East. on 16:54 - Feb 27 by Watford_Ranger
London Overground operating from Shep Bush to Clapham but Southern (I think) cancelled them all due to “forecasted poor weather” which sounds suspiciously like an opportunity to save a few quid and just not bother running any trains. There’s been no snow since a light flurry several hours ago. Cnts.

They were operating about half the usual Straford to Clapham Junction trains and they'd cancelled all the Stratford to Richmond trains (usually one every 12 minutes) when I got on one earlier today - which was utterly ludicrous... there was barely a dusting of snow.... the announcements cited 'due to the severe weather forecasts'. FORECASTS! You can't base your bloody train service on forecasts FFS! Total joke and total overreaction to be honest. No reason to cancel any at all in reality.

Poll:

Who is your player of the season?

Beast From The East. on 09:23 - Feb 28 with 2502 views

stevec

Come on then, who's got the most snow?

about an inch down my way and it looks simply loveleh.

Beast From The East. on 09:39 - Feb 28 with 2482 views

Northernr

Beast From The East. on 09:23 - Feb 28 by stevec
Come on then, who's got the most snow? about an inch down my way and it looks simply loveleh.

Bout the same in Barnet.

Beast From The East. on 09:49 - Feb 28 with 2464 views

paulparker

Nothing not even a smidge in Mk or Northampton , im gutted as I want the day off to go to the pub

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

Beast From The East. on 09:53 - Feb 28 with 2455 views

Mick_S

About this much in Uxbridge - and it's all gone very slow.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

Beast From The East. on 10:16 - Feb 28 with 2426 views

westberksr

a light covering last night in Lambourn.

if it doesn't stop the miniature fukkwits that are jockeys from riding the horses (it hasn't) then it isn't going to stop me getting on with life (although a lunch in the pub ala Disco stylee is looking an attractive option)

-10.5 when I get back from footy last night; not ashamed to say I wore gloves, hat and tracky bottoms whilst playing; it was outside!

Beast From The East. on 10:23 - Feb 28 with 2418 views

Metallica_Hoop

Black Sludge on Fleet Street. *that's not a secret gig*

Although Black Sludge supported by Black Ice sounds like a decent line-up.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

Beast From The East. on 10:24 - Feb 28 with 2414 views

terryb

Ankle deep in Ipswich.

I still don't understand why Grotty cancelled trains yesterday but were running today!

Perhaps there was not enough snow!

Beast From The East. on 10:29 - Feb 28 with 2411 views

Norfolk

Beast From The East. on 10:23 - Feb 28 by Metallica_Hoop
Black Sludge on Fleet Street. that's not a secret gig Although Black Sludge supported by Black Ice sounds like a decent line-up.

Two to tree inches here, sent home as work has all been cancelled in Kings Lynn, has it's advantages driving a concrete mixer on a day like this

Beast From The East. on 11:13 - Feb 28 with 2381 views

Ashdown_Ranger

Beast From The East. on 10:29 - Feb 28 by Norfolk
Two to tree inches here, sent home as work has all been cancelled in Kings Lynn, has it's advantages driving a concrete mixer on a day like this

Quite a bit of snow here, at the highest point in East Sussex on the Ashdown Forest.

I work from home - view from my office window yesterday evening...

:)

Beast From The East. on 11:14 - Feb 28 with 2380 views

Discodroids

Snow river deep mountain high here in leigh on sea today. ie about 2 inches.

Went to the boozer yesterday, The Mayflower, and got lumbered with a bloke who i felt a bit sorry for as he seemed a bit lonely but then realised i had made a mistake of some note as it became clear that he was a social castratus of some impressive standing.

Blinking in the sunlight, nervous ticks wracking his calcium deficient body. He looked more suited to be sitting in portakabin munching on a potted meat mighty white sandwich employed as a cost accountant producing time and motion studies that will be thrown in the bin left unseen in a briar pipe manufacturers, than a seasoned boozer on the tap for a free pint.

The sort of gadge that everyone avoids at the christmas party. The sort of gade that apologises to an office chair if he bumps into it. the sort of gadge that plays air guitar at the office xmas Party throwing his head back in ecstasy as he mimes to the blue oyster cult before vomiting in the ashtray and displaying his child like meatus to the office junior after a can of skol. It all became so very clear when he told me he was a chelsea fan.

meeting him at 2 today for another beer, nice bloke actually.

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

Beast From The East. on 11:59 - Feb 28 with 2335 views

simmo

In all seriousness, working in the city and don't remember ever seeing snow like this in London. It's been on and off for a few days but today it's a steady, thick snowfall.

Meant to be playing 5 a side later, should be fun :-)

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

Beast From The East. on 12:05 - Feb 28 with 2320 views

toboboly

Beast From The East. on 11:59 - Feb 28 by simmo
In all seriousness, working in the city and don't remember ever seeing snow like this in London. It's been on and off for a few days but today it's a steady, thick snowfall. Meant to be playing 5 a side later, should be fun :-)

Based in Bloomsbury and it is fairly impressive atm. Saying that the journey in this morning was fine, desperately hoping for the same tonight!

Sexy Asian dwarves wanted.

Beast From The East. on 12:09 - Feb 28 with 2313 views

2Thomas2Bowles

Beast From The East. on 11:59 - Feb 28 by simmo
In all seriousness, working in the city and don't remember ever seeing snow like this in London. It's been on and off for a few days but today it's a steady, thick snowfall. Meant to be playing 5 a side later, should be fun :-)

Same here L Bridge

Was worse 5/6 years ago

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	When willl this CV nightmare end
Poll:	What will the result of the GE be

Beast From The East. on 12:11 - Feb 28 with 2304 views

Mick_S

Getting it in Uxbridge now. Colder than Derby 1978.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

Beast From The East. on 12:35 - Feb 28 with 2270 views

Lblock

Coming down nicely here in Ealing

Pitch inspection at 5:50am told me that a venture into Liverpool Street was a bad move today plus the Piccadilly Line was riddled with signal failures.

So instead it's WFH which has been great as I managed to walk the hounds in one of the local parks and that was superb. A slight issue when the 11 month pup decided to do his Robin Cousins impression on the frozen lake and the ice gave way beneath him. As I began stripping down to my Johnnie Squeezemullers the four legged beast decided he could do an adequate impression of a sea lion and managed to drag himself in.

Plenty going on now back home and plenty of work to do but it's currently blowing a blizzard, I'm at home tomorrow and we have a lovely bottle of Shiraz on the kitchen side....

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

Beast From The East. on 12:43 - Feb 28 with 2245 views

stowmarketrange

Beast From The East. on 10:24 - Feb 28 by terryb
Ankle deep in Ipswich. I still don't understand why Grotty cancelled trains yesterday but were running today! Perhaps there was not enough snow!

Same here in a little village in the sticks.Lucky I’m not at work until tomorrow night.

Beast From The East. on 13:01 - Feb 28 with 2210 views

Silverfoxqpr

Beast From The East. on 11:14 - Feb 28 by Discodroids

The Leigh on Sea contingent (4 of em) have all failed to attend class today so you'll have some company DD. You may well bump into Dave the drunk, he's certain to make the most of his WFH day. Holds the record for most pints in an hour, being 7.5 of Guinness back in 2006. Anyway you'll get on I think, Spurs fan though.

Beast From The East. on 13:31 - Feb 28 with 2166 views

Discodroids

Beast From The East. on 13:01 - Feb 28 by Silverfoxqpr
The Leigh on Sea contingent (4 of em) have all failed to attend class today so you'll have some company DD. You may well bump into Dave the drunk, he's certain to make the most of his WFH day. Holds the record for most pints in an hour, being 7.5 of Guinness back in 2006. Anyway you'll get on I think, Spurs fan though.

7.5 in an hour.. He must be a non marine broker!. My Mrs is off today castigating me relentlessly for my failure to get this partition wall and bi fold doors put in. The Builders have postponed for 2 weeks!.

It really enrages me when I can't do a job around the house, (im ok at general painting decorating wallpapering etc), and 'er indoors states that 'we'll have to get a man in'.

I feel like john bercow when sally has him singing for his pease pudding supper as john seeks refuge and sexual solace in the wicker laundry basket under the heavily soiled pantyhose assaulting his senses , while watching through the weave as sally is taken to uncharted string of pearls orgasmic heights by engaging in bumper to bumper sex with DJ clinton oliver.

edit : ive been told that Luncheon is to be taken at the grove restaurant which is at the top of my road. No Boozer today. she hath spoken.

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Beast From The East. on 13:35 - Feb 28 with 2152 views

2Thomas2Bowles

Here's a round-up of the problems affecting the London Underground and Overground.

Bakerloo line: The northernmost stretch of the line, from Queen's Park to Harrow and Wealdstone, has severe delays
Central line: There are severe delays on both the east and west ends of the Central line from North Acton to Ealing Broadway/West Ruislip and from Leytonstone to Epping
District line: Minor delays between Edgware Road and all three westbound destinations
Metropolitan line: Minor delays between Harrow-on-the-Hill and Uxbridge because of a signal failure
Piccadilly line: Severe delays because of earlier emergency engineering work at King's Cross
Overground: No trains are running between Euston and Willesden Junction. There are severe delays between Willesden Junction and Watford Junction and also Barking to Gospel Oak. Passengers traveling southbound from Surrey Quays will also be hit with delays, as well as between Stratford and Richmond, and Willesden Junction and Clapham Junction

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Beast From The East. on 13:59 - Feb 28 with 2108 views

headhoops

meanwhile in Woking we have sunshine and blue skies providing the backdrop for the rainbow flag flying in the Police Station.

Beast from the east - currently nowhere near as bad as the beast from the South West

Poll:

Remy - can he play in the playoffs - who's opening post is the best?

Beast From The East. on 14:04 - Feb 28 with 2096 views

paulparker

Beast From The East. on 13:31 - Feb 28 by Discodroids

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Add Mrs P to that list as well Disco , im as bout as useful as a chocolate chisel when it comes to DIY ,she knows this but will always make me look a plank when she discuss my inadequacies infront of her prosseco supping friends
we are now half way to moving and the new house is gutted ive ripped up all the flooring etc but the carpet men are standard up North meaning we have no where to sleep , the local Travelodge have also gladly charged me double as its snowing to stay tonight the kunts

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

Beast From The East. on 14:05 - Feb 28 with 2093 views

hubble

Beast From The East. on 11:13 - Feb 28 by Ashdown_Ranger
Quite a bit of snow here, at the highest point in East Sussex on the Ashdown Forest. I work from home - view from my office window yesterday evening... :)

Good mate of mine lives in Forest Row, must be pretty near to you. Visited for the first time last month, couldn't believe how lovely it was and how many stars there were in the night sky. You can tell I'm a true Londoner. Love your pic.

Poll:

Who is your player of the season?

Beast From The East. on 14:45 - Feb 28 with 2040 views

R_from_afar

Beast From The East. on 11:59 - Feb 28 by simmo
In all seriousness, working in the city and don't remember ever seeing snow like this in London. It's been on and off for a few days but today it's a steady, thick snowfall. Meant to be playing 5 a side later, should be fun :-)

We had about 2cm in Bracknell and the issue was not the snow, it was the local council's ongoing mission to make my house the Berkshire equivalent of Juneau, Alaska, i.e. not accessible by road.

Good luck organising your footer session, I am running an 8v8 match tomorrow and I am expecting chaos.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

Beast From The East. on 15:05 - Feb 28 with 2021 views

Sharpy36

Beast From The East. on 13:59 - Feb 28 by headhoops
meanwhile in Woking we have sunshine and blue skies providing the backdrop for the rainbow flag flying in the Police Station. Beast from the east - currently nowhere near as bad as the beast from the South West

We have one of those flags fluttering away at Maidstone prison. What`s brought this on ?

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