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World population - NON QPR 11:34 - Nov 6 with 9666 viewsDeano19766

As I see it, the sheer volume of human beings on this planet is pretty much the root cause of the majority of the problems this planet now experiences. I really feel a limit should be placed on the number of children a person can have, like what which was put in place in China. Most people are too self-interested to even consider entertaining such a policy.......so self-interested that they don't even care about the living conditions of their off spring i.e. as long as they satisfy their own needs of having loads of children then that is all that matters. Any thoughts?
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World population - NON QPR on 08:52 - Nov 8 with 1176 viewsTheBlob

World population - NON QPR on 01:43 - Nov 8 by PunteR

The Earth is massive,we'll be fine.
We might have to live on boats though.


Or under the ocean,below the surface.
Tell you what's a very prophetic little work - The Machine Stops by E.M Forster.Predicts the Internet,email lotsa stuff....

"The story describes a world in which most of the human population has lost the ability to live on the surface of the Earth. Each individual now lives in isolation below ground in a standard 'cell', with all bodily and spiritual needs met by the omnipotent, global Machine. Travel is permitted but unpopular and rarely necessary. Communication is made via a kind of instant messaging/video conferencing machine called the speaking apparatus, with which people conduct their only activity, the sharing of ideas and what passes for knowledge."

But then it all eventually goes tits up.

Nuclear fusion for energy?Until you use up all the oceans.

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World population - NON QPR on 09:14 - Nov 8 with 1168 viewsDiscodroids

World population - NON QPR on 01:43 - Nov 8 by PunteR

The Earth is massive,we'll be fine.
We might have to live on boats though.


i say lets breathe new life into the old girl called planet earth and fuc king well pimp her out for all shes worth, starting with extensive fracking and increased meat eating and hundreds more nuclear power plants , extensive mineral mining and harvesting the rain forests to within an inch of their life for palm oil for new brands of confectionary etc etc..

with our backs to the wall , humanity will fight back ....in this way , i am sure, the seed of our benign loins will prove to be fruitful in the bellys of our barren women, like a sapling in spring. and lo , a new village of the damned is born.

producing hybrid resilient super beings with large heads and small mouths and eyes, as they will use telekinesis to communicate, or something like that.

no doubt we'll be sent to toil in the harsh lithium mines of europa by our mentally superioir offspring/overlords or be made to joust in an alien ampitheatre for there amusement,with demonic organic weapons made from their hives and our women enslaved to languish in their joy divisions .

even though they havent got any cocks.

now i think about it, it very well may be that they will have some form of antenna which will make a clicking and whirring sound when aroused.
moreover, their pineal frontal lobe may be developed to such an extent , that when resonated at 25,000 rpm, they can see entities in the third dimension, seeing things that no man should see.

sending them quite mad. this should enable us to form a coup d' etat of some kind , and god willing, return to earth to live in sweet harmony..

yes, upon reflection i think that would be the wisest course of events.

'lets come together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet har-mo-ney'


p.s i am willing to take the role as supreme imam of northern europe in this new world order..i ask only that you build churches and places of worship in my honor from minerals as yet undiscovered on our known periodic tables.

end communication.
[Post edited 8 Nov 2014 9:35]

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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World population - NON QPR on 10:09 - Nov 8 with 1147 viewsTheBlob

World population - NON QPR on 09:14 - Nov 8 by Discodroids

i say lets breathe new life into the old girl called planet earth and fuc king well pimp her out for all shes worth, starting with extensive fracking and increased meat eating and hundreds more nuclear power plants , extensive mineral mining and harvesting the rain forests to within an inch of their life for palm oil for new brands of confectionary etc etc..

with our backs to the wall , humanity will fight back ....in this way , i am sure, the seed of our benign loins will prove to be fruitful in the bellys of our barren women, like a sapling in spring. and lo , a new village of the damned is born.

producing hybrid resilient super beings with large heads and small mouths and eyes, as they will use telekinesis to communicate, or something like that.

no doubt we'll be sent to toil in the harsh lithium mines of europa by our mentally superioir offspring/overlords or be made to joust in an alien ampitheatre for there amusement,with demonic organic weapons made from their hives and our women enslaved to languish in their joy divisions .

even though they havent got any cocks.

now i think about it, it very well may be that they will have some form of antenna which will make a clicking and whirring sound when aroused.
moreover, their pineal frontal lobe may be developed to such an extent , that when resonated at 25,000 rpm, they can see entities in the third dimension, seeing things that no man should see.

sending them quite mad. this should enable us to form a coup d' etat of some kind , and god willing, return to earth to live in sweet harmony..

yes, upon reflection i think that would be the wisest course of events.

'lets come together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet har-mo-ney'


p.s i am willing to take the role as supreme imam of northern europe in this new world order..i ask only that you build churches and places of worship in my honor from minerals as yet undiscovered on our known periodic tables.

end communication.
[Post edited 8 Nov 2014 9:35]


Actually Your Highness,there's enough free stuff floating around the solar system/planetary moons to refurbish the old place - including water.We need bases on the moon for starters - Helium3 there as well(current price around $3b a tonne).Cheap space travel quite easy from there,not exactly rocket science is it.

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World population - NON QPR on 10:26 - Nov 8 with 1145 viewsDiscodroids

World population - NON QPR on 10:09 - Nov 8 by TheBlob

Actually Your Highness,there's enough free stuff floating around the solar system/planetary moons to refurbish the old place - including water.We need bases on the moon for starters - Helium3 there as well(current price around $3b a tonne).Cheap space travel quite easy from there,not exactly rocket science is it.


i see where your coming from uncle, but i still think my plan of breeding a golden dawn of hardy perenial super beings like the sardaukar in frank herberts 'dune 'is the most sensible path for our survival..you can be my chief mentat.

mentat blob.



'still suits' would will be issued on a first come first served basis.unless you happen to be tv personality gregg wallace, then you would get thrown to the worms in the desert or abandoned in east ham high street, whichever is deemed the greater fate.



[Post edited 8 Nov 2014 10:37]

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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World population - NON QPR on 10:34 - Nov 8 with 1138 viewsTheBlob

World population - NON QPR on 10:26 - Nov 8 by Discodroids

i see where your coming from uncle, but i still think my plan of breeding a golden dawn of hardy perenial super beings like the sardaukar in frank herberts 'dune 'is the most sensible path for our survival..you can be my chief mentat.

mentat blob.



'still suits' would will be issued on a first come first served basis.unless you happen to be tv personality gregg wallace, then you would get thrown to the worms in the desert or abandoned in east ham high street, whichever is deemed the greater fate.



[Post edited 8 Nov 2014 10:37]


Sounds good.Does the position come with a cool black uniform with shiny buttons?
I love shiny buttons.
Nothing says power more than shiny buttons.

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World population - NON QPR on 12:44 - Nov 8 with 1118 viewsjohncharles

World population - NON QPR on 19:50 - Nov 7 by DylanP

If his legs are apart and her legs are together, then you aint doing it right!!



My first reaction

Strong and stable my arse.

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World population - NON QPR on 13:15 - Nov 8 with 1112 viewsTheBlob

World population - NON QPR on 19:50 - Nov 7 by DylanP

If his legs are apart and her legs are together, then you aint doing it right!!



Amateur.

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