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The thread with no relevance 15:41 - Nov 9 with 34941 viewsDorse

I have only been on the back of a motorcycle once. My friend did a wheelie. I didn't like it.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The thread with no relevance on 13:22 - Nov 11 with 3729 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Someone just came up from below and asked me to youtube a name.

I did, he played league football a few years a go scored some decent goals. He's now drilling the ceiling downstairs apparently. (not code)

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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The thread with no relevance on 13:46 - Nov 11 with 3708 viewsTheBlob

The thread with no relevance on 11:47 - Nov 11 by Metallica_Hoop







Wot......no Maus?


Poll: So how was the season for you?

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The thread with no relevance on 13:52 - Nov 11 with 3701 viewsMetallica_Hoop

The thread with no relevance on 13:46 - Nov 11 by TheBlob

Wot......no Maus?



You going blind Blobby? What's that big thing on the right of the chart that looks like your pic...
[Post edited 11 Nov 2015 13:52]

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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The thread with no relevance on 14:09 - Nov 11 with 3681 viewsTheBlob

The thread with no relevance on 13:52 - Nov 11 by Metallica_Hoop

You going blind Blobby? What's that big thing on the right of the chart that looks like your pic...
[Post edited 11 Nov 2015 13:52]


Got a different turret....

Poll: So how was the season for you?

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The thread with no relevance on 14:28 - Nov 11 with 3659 viewsade_qpr

It's cheaper for me to fly halfway round the world to Manchester than London but why would anyone want to see manure.




Oh unless we win the last game of the season and relegate them

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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The thread with no relevance on 14:33 - Nov 11 with 3652 viewsNorthernr

Concorde used to burn the same amount of fuel getting from the terminal building to the start of the runway as the average family saloon car did in six months.

Once it had taken off it used to fly over my school during morning break and we'd all look up at it and say words to the effect of "there goes Concorde during the morning break again".
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The thread with no relevance on 14:38 - Nov 11 with 3645 viewsMetallica_Hoop

The thread with no relevance on 14:09 - Nov 11 by TheBlob

Got a different turret....



Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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The thread with no relevance on 16:37 - Nov 11 with 3591 viewseghamranger

The thread with no relevance on 14:33 - Nov 11 by Northernr

Concorde used to burn the same amount of fuel getting from the terminal building to the start of the runway as the average family saloon car did in six months.

Once it had taken off it used to fly over my school during morning break and we'd all look up at it and say words to the effect of "there goes Concorde during the morning break again".


I think it used to fly at 10.30 on a Tuesday or Wednesday and the noise was so bad the doors would rattle.
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The thread with no relevance on 16:39 - Nov 11 with 3586 viewsNorthernr

The thread with no relevance on 16:37 - Nov 11 by eghamranger

I think it used to fly at 10.30 on a Tuesday or Wednesday and the noise was so bad the doors would rattle.


That would make sense because the morning break at Hampton Hill Juniors is 10.45 until 11.05. Or at least it always used to be, before Cameron took over and broke the country.
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The thread with no relevance on 16:43 - Nov 11 with 3582 viewsMrSheen

The thread with no relevance on 16:37 - Nov 11 by eghamranger

I think it used to fly at 10.30 on a Tuesday or Wednesday and the noise was so bad the doors would rattle.


As I lived in North-West London, the first time it flew directly over me was when I was standing on the Putney End at Fulham for our league game in 1982. Sneaking a look at Paul Parker, obviously.
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The thread with no relevance on 17:14 - Nov 11 with 3565 viewsPlanetHonneywood

The thread with no relevance on 16:39 - Nov 11 by Northernr

That would make sense because the morning break at Hampton Hill Juniors is 10.45 until 11.05. Or at least it always used to be, before Cameron took over and broke the country.


Pah, my dad was a Concorde pilot and he used to give me a lift to school in it.

Trust me, there ain't nothing like starting the day off by given a stewardess a right good seeing to. School, best fookin days of your life laddie.

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The thread with no relevance on 17:51 - Nov 11 with 3548 viewsjohncharles

I thought I was real until I discovered glue.

Strong and stable my arse.

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The thread with no relevance on 17:58 - Nov 11 with 3543 viewsTheBlob

Not even Monatomic Hydrogen could save Dan Dare from the clutches of the Kroopaks.


Poll: So how was the season for you?

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The thread with no relevance on 22:08 - Nov 11 with 3498 viewsCanadaRanger

In Surrey, BC, an idiot was just arrested for trying to steal an unmarked police car. It had two policemen in it.
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The thread with no relevance on 22:43 - Nov 11 with 3478 viewsTearsOfaClown

I thought love was a pain in the arze . . .until I discovered women.
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The thread with no relevance on 22:53 - Nov 11 with 3470 viewsloftinoz

The thread with no relevance on 12:14 - Nov 11 by hopphoops

No-one knows how the 99 Flake got its name. Or do they?


Because they are 99mm long.
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The thread with no relevance on 23:01 - Nov 11 with 3459 viewsDorse

The thread with no relevance on 22:08 - Nov 11 by CanadaRanger

In Surrey, BC, an idiot was just arrested for trying to steal an unmarked police car. It had two policemen in it.


That's a lie. They didn't have police cars before Jesus was born.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The thread with no relevance on 23:13 - Nov 11 with 3449 viewsisawqpratwcity

The thread with no relevance on 17:58 - Nov 11 by TheBlob

Not even Monatomic Hydrogen could save Dan Dare from the clutches of the Kroopaks.




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The thread with no relevance on 23:34 - Nov 11 with 3432 viewsFredManRave

The thread with no relevance on 11:39 - Nov 11 by 1BobbyHazell

I once jumped off a moving train in India. My girlfriend didn't. It took us 6 days to find each other.
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You've reminded me of when I jumped off a train at Three Bridges station in England.

It was the first time I'd been invited to tag along with my older Bro and his group of mates on one of their regular days out to the beach. I was only about 14 at the time and whilst chuffed with being inlcuded with the older group of "lads" I was still keen to impress. So as the train was coming into Three Bridges station I opened the door (you could in those days kids) and whilst the train was still moving fairly fastish I jumped on to the platform before any of the other lads to show them just how hard yet cool I really was. Unfortunately, it was the first time I'd ever done it and didn't realise that you had to actually run as soon as your feet hit the ground. I jumped and just planted my feet on the platform. Suffice to say I went arse over tit, smashing my legs and arms and banging my head on the platform thus making a complete twát of myself infront of everybody on the platform and the lads I was trying to impress. Still, I was very happy with the new nickname I got as a result, "Action Man".

I've got the Power.
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The thread with no relevance on 23:35 - Nov 11 with 3428 viewsPunteR

Me and the missus went to thorpe park during school time without our kids. They still don't know. We went on all the rides without queuing. Mrs P nearly threw up. It was Brilliant.

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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The thread with no relevance on 23:54 - Nov 11 with 3415 viewsHitch

The thread with no relevance on 14:33 - Nov 11 by Northernr

Concorde used to burn the same amount of fuel getting from the terminal building to the start of the runway as the average family saloon car did in six months.

Once it had taken off it used to fly over my school during morning break and we'd all look up at it and say words to the effect of "there goes Concorde during the morning break again".


Concorde never came to NZ. Instead the frogs sent down some secret service people. They blew up a boat and killed a man. Our local cops caught two of the frogs and they went to court where they were found guilty and sent to prison. The Frogs weren't happy, they started to threaten us. All our friends in Europe forgot about all our young men who died fighting in their backyard. We let the terrorists go to an island where they served a minimal sentence. When they returned home they were kissed and given medals. The frogs never said "pardon".
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The thread with no relevance on 23:56 - Nov 11 with 3407 viewsPunteR

The thread with no relevance on 23:54 - Nov 11 by Hitch

Concorde never came to NZ. Instead the frogs sent down some secret service people. They blew up a boat and killed a man. Our local cops caught two of the frogs and they went to court where they were found guilty and sent to prison. The Frogs weren't happy, they started to threaten us. All our friends in Europe forgot about all our young men who died fighting in their backyard. We let the terrorists go to an island where they served a minimal sentence. When they returned home they were kissed and given medals. The frogs never said "pardon".


Frogs can only say redditt and Budweiser

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The thread with no relevance on 10:27 - Nov 12 with 3352 viewsTheBlob

My mum and dad used to socialise with the Kray twins(yeah,I know)
They went to the premiere of the cockney film Sparrows Can't Sing,starring James Booth and Barbara Windsor.My mum,who was a bit of a looker,attracted a bit of attention at the reception after (much to the amusement of my old dad).One old bruiser tried to hit on her,produced a polkadot handkerchief which contained the biggest fukkoff diamond rings you ever saw,obviously nicked."There you go sweetheart,pick one."My mum of course demured but this guy persisted.So Reggie comes across and says "Is this geezer botherin' you Mrs.C ,because if he is we'll take him upstairs and drop him out of the window."

Poll: So how was the season for you?

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The thread with no relevance on 18:19 - Nov 12 with 3305 viewsDorse


'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The thread with no relevance on 11:38 - Nov 14 with 3249 viewsade_qpr

Why is it the winner of the Miss Universe contest always comes from Earth?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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