The thread with no relevance 15:41 - Nov 9 with 34940 views | Dorse | I have only been on the back of a motorcycle once. My friend did a wheelie. I didn't like it. | ![](/images/avatars/17282.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance on 09:15 - Nov 10 with 2476 views | BathRanger |
The thread with no relevance on 22:41 - Nov 9 by Dorse | I have been in a lift made by the Schindler company. |
Schindler's lift? | ![](/images/avatars/1407.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The thread with no relevance on 09:38 - Nov 10 with 2449 views | Trellick | No , I was in the next carriage. Black tie probably means he was going to a funeral rather than being interviewed by the Rangers or Fools. | ![](/images/avatars/7170.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The thread with no relevance on 09:45 - Nov 10 with 2428 views | Jamie | Indian 'dabbawallers' are so successful at their service that they only make 1 incorrect delivery for every 4 million scheduled lunch deliveries. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The thread with no relevance on 09:50 - Nov 10 with 2429 views | DannyPaddox | The postcode for Buckingham Palace is SW1A 1AA. The postcode for Stamford Bridge is SH1T 80X I always give the Buck House one when I'm asked for a postcode for some nonsense or the other (temporary Internet access in pubs/ buying stuff from Richer Sounds in store etc.) Okay hardly hardcore dissoultion of the monarchy but I can still redirect junk mail to them. [Post edited 10 Nov 2015 10:13]
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The thread with no relevance on 10:31 - Nov 10 with 2388 views | karl |
The thread with no relevance on 06:53 - Nov 10 by BazzaInTheLoft | He's been a naughty boy though according to FOUR of your fellow Orcadians : ) [Post edited 10 Nov 2015 7:00]
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In court today! Politicians don't lie do they? | ![](/images/avatars/6340.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The thread with no relevance on 10:48 - Nov 10 with 2372 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
The thread with no relevance on 10:31 - Nov 10 by karl | In court today! Politicians don't lie do they? |
Only when conscious... | ![](/images/avatars/6600.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The thread with no relevance on 10:59 - Nov 10 with 2357 views | ted_hendrix | The Knights who say "Ni" are all accomplished bassoon players. | ![](/images/avatars/1438.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance on 11:09 - Nov 10 with 2334 views | isawqpratwcity | If I clean my Spam filter, will I get enough for a sandwich? | ![](/images/avatars/3653.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance on 11:27 - Nov 10 with 2310 views | Metallica_Hoop | The Graf Zeppelin 2 is the largest airship ever built. | ![](/images/avatars/1335.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance on 11:39 - Nov 10 with 2301 views | karl |
The thread with no relevance on 11:27 - Nov 10 by Metallica_Hoop | The Graf Zeppelin 2 is the largest airship ever built. |
Ingenious method of flying. A man with a drum sits inside and beats a rhythm to which a pencil necked scrote fills the balloon with hot air, trouble is most of it was inflammable, very rarely seen nowadays | ![](/images/avatars/6340.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The thread with no relevance on 11:39 - Nov 10 with 2300 views | TheBlob |
The thread with no relevance on 11:27 - Nov 10 by Metallica_Hoop | The Graf Zeppelin 2 is the largest airship ever built. |
My dad was born during a Zeppelin raid on London,upstairs of a pub in Willesden. Yes I know,shame they missed. | ![](/images/avatars/1330.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance on 11:47 - Nov 10 with 2291 views | TheChef | Due to an incident outside West Ruislip station it took me 1 hour 15 minutes to get to work this morning. Half an hour more than usual. This made me unhappy. | ![](/images/avatars/2559.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance (n/t) on 11:50 - Nov 10 with 2274 views | Mick_S |
The thread with no relevance (n/t) on 11:47 - Nov 10 by Mick_S | [Post edited 10 Nov 2015 11:49]
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Blob, sorry mate - new to the board and not quite used to it yet. | ![](/images/avatars/1815.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance (n/t) on 11:53 - Nov 10 with 2265 views | TheBlob |
The thread with no relevance (n/t) on 11:50 - Nov 10 by Mick_S | Blob, sorry mate - new to the board and not quite used to it yet. |
Really? Welcome aboard. Cheese preferences? That's quite relevant....... | ![](/images/avatars/1330.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance (n/t) on 11:56 - Nov 10 with 2262 views | Mick_S |
The thread with no relevance (n/t) on 11:53 - Nov 10 by TheBlob | Really? Welcome aboard. Cheese preferences? That's quite relevant....... |
Gas mark 7 Cheddar - It's got to hurt. | ![](/images/avatars/1815.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance on 12:32 - Nov 10 with 2214 views | A40Bosh | There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown and as I slept he filled my mouth with iron! | ![](/images/avatars/1332.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance on 12:34 - Nov 10 with 2210 views | R_from_afar | I once bumped into Marti Pellow from Wet Wet Wet, in Blockbuster in Ascot. I didn't ask for his autograph but then he didn't ask for mine either, so we both walked away from the encounter with our dignity intact and our heads held high. I think I did catch him casting envious looks at my Saracen Tufftrax mountain bike as he cruised away in his convertible Mercedes, though. RFA | ![](/images/avatars/5145.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance (n/t) on 12:35 - Nov 10 with 2208 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
The thread with no relevance (n/t) on 11:56 - Nov 10 by Mick_S | Gas mark 7 Cheddar - It's got to hurt. |
No one ever asked my cheese preference when I started writing all my rubbish | ![](/images/avatars/6600.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The thread with no relevance on 12:37 - Nov 10 with 2206 views | connell10 | I love call the midwife. | ![](/images/avatars/7025.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance on 13:02 - Nov 10 with 2175 views | THEBUSH | I used to wear red socks, I thought it looked cool | ![](/images/avatars/1594.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The thread with no relevance (n/t) on 13:11 - Nov 10 with 2165 views | TheBlob |
The thread with no relevance (n/t) on 12:35 - Nov 10 by BazzaInTheLoft | No one ever asked my cheese preference when I started writing all my rubbish |
Would it be Solzhenitsyn's Old Gulag Vintage Cheddar? | ![](/images/avatars/1330.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance on 13:11 - Nov 10 with 2165 views | johncharles |
The thread with no relevance on 12:32 - Nov 10 by A40Bosh | There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown and as I slept he filled my mouth with iron! |
Ooooops! Didn't see the "iron" on the next line | ![](/images/avatars/13091.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance on 17:01 - Nov 10 with 2087 views | Dorse | No-one knows where I am. | ![](/images/avatars/17282.gif) |
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The thread with no relevance on 17:03 - Nov 10 with 2081 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
The thread with no relevance on 17:01 - Nov 10 by Dorse | No-one knows where I am. |
You do. | ![](/images/avatars/6600.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
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