| Well known people you've annoyed 17:55 - May 28 with 17313 views | qprxtc |
I once told Phil Jupitus 'Orient are flipping sh1t mate'. He said ' I don't support Orient'. Oh, I got him mixed up with Bob Mills. I should have retorted 'it was a statement of fact Phil' but I was too p1ssed and I thought he was Bob Mills. |  | | |  |
| Well known people you've annoyed on 08:32 - May 29 with 3871 views | Hayesender |
Mistook Bobby Davro for Freddie Stars while drunk in Richmond one night. Bowled up to him and slurred something along the lines of "You ate my hamster". He's mates close to giving me a good kicking.
As a 16/17 year old back in the late 80's I had a job in some printing shop in Notting Hill. Nigel Havers was getting the arse waiting in the queue and uttered the immortal words to me, "Do you know who I am". "No sir, sorry I dont" was my reply. Hated the cnt ever since.
Coming back from Hull one year, as we changed trains at Doncaster John Prescott came scuttling past us, just as the food trolley was being loaded onto the train. Someone ( no idea who 😉) threw a bread roll that hit him square on the head |  |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 09:44 - May 29 with 3793 views | Mick_S |
Rita Crudginton gets a bit miffed if you call her Rita. |  |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 10:33 - May 29 with 3737 views | hubble |
My mate used to be a member of the Electric in Portobello Road and we'd hang out there ogling the birds and generally having a good time. One night, fairly inebriated as usual, we decided to go into the 'snug' which was down a few steps off the main bar. It was already fairly full with this party of punters, all centred on this geezer who's holding court.
I recognise him immediately, it's Patrick Stewart. We sit down anyway and Patch stops in the middle of his tale and turns to us and says sarcastically in his silky voice, this is a private party darling, eyebrows raised, like 'f*ck off' basically, and all his mates are giving us the evil vibe. My mate is trying to pull me out of there but I'm not having it. I fix Stewart with a look and hold up my hand Mister Spok style, making that double two-fingered V sign and say, 'yeah right, live long and prosper mate'. I was ready for a ruck with the arrogant prick.
Anyway, at this point my mate actually drags me out of there. When we reach the main bar again he turns to me and quite angrily says 'do you know who that was?' Before I could answer he tells me: Ben Kingsley. |  |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 11:08 - May 29 with 3671 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Not a tennis fan, but as a student, I worked at Queens and Wimbledon.
1986 I was doing security at Queens and got the prized job; guarding the players' entrance. I was under strict instructions, only gold badge holders were allowed past me and that anyone who required a gold pass had one.
Players and officials were arriving and were all vetted by myself. Then up comes this young pup, big bugger he was, and as he proceeded to go past me, remembering the security guard mantra, 'they shall not pass' I denied him entry. No gold pass, you're not getting in.
After a bit of discussion, I made a career decision, and let him in. Thirty minutes later, I was relocated to the tradesman's entrance.
Turned out the big bugger was actually, the reigning champion. Seemingly, after I let Boris Becker and his coach in to defend the title, they went to the players' office to collect their gold passes, and complained about not being recognised! |  |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 11:14 - May 29 with 3662 views | aston_hoop |
I was once asked the great question "Do you know who I am??" by Niki Lauda after I had told him he was getting in the way of me working. I had no clue who he was to be honest, never been remotely interested in F1 and he was way before my time! |  |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 15:32 - May 29 with 3488 views | Dorse |
On the topic of 'Do you know who I am?' there is the apocryphal story of the BA check in desk: apparently there was a fair old queue and some corporate big-wig is getting jumpy so he walks to the front and asks what is the hold up. The staff give him the usual answers and ask him to rejoin the queue at which point he uses 'Do you know who I am?'
The check in clerk then says 'I'm so sorry sir, I didn't realise' gets on the tannoy and announces:
'Security to the BA desk please. There is a passenger here who doesn't know who he is'.
The man sheepishly rejoins the queue. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 15:40 - May 29 with 3474 views | johann28 |
It was the 90s. And I was in a queue at the supermarket checkout day dreaming, and Helena Bonham Carter joined the queue behind me. So, I asked her out.
The look she gave me was one of those that said 'you are a complete and utter tw*t'.
Crestfallen. Never recovered. |  | | |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 16:03 - May 29 with 3437 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| Well known people you've annoyed on 15:40 - May 29 by johann28 |
It was the 90s. And I was in a queue at the supermarket checkout day dreaming, and Helena Bonham Carter joined the queue behind me. So, I asked her out.
The look she gave me was one of those that said 'you are a complete and utter tw*t'.
Crestfallen. Never recovered. |
You know I think she's dyslexic.
If she is, she probably looked at you, melted and thought 'You utter, and complete my tw*t area!' | |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 16:42 - May 29 with 3409 views | BlackCrowe |
I knocked a full glass of vodka and cranberry down Caroline Aherne's white top in a bar. It didn't really annoy her, she was very nice about it and very drunk.
The next day the front page of the Sun splashed on her staggering out the same bar at 2am - under the headline of 'my alcohol hell' or something like that. With my drink stain full visible.
She checked into the Priory that day apparently. |  |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 09:15 - May 30 with 3179 views | simmo |
Being a half cut and brazen 15 year old I once walked up to Noel Gallagher at a gig at Wembley and asked him if he'd seen anyone famous, he told me to 'fúck off'.
Similary I tweeted about the guy that plays Keith from the Office after seeing him in a pub before a Bill Bailey show, said something derogatory and woke up the next day to a tweet from him telling me to 'c*nt off'.
I THINK that's about it for 'famous' people I have actually annoyed, although it could be more |  |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 09:26 - May 30 with 3163 views | headhoops |
Warren Lodge Pub, Church Square, Shepperton. In walks Gary Numan with 3-4 minders fresh from now being a global popstar. He's looking ultra cool with his shades on etc - so I decide to throw ice cubes at him - wallop one right on the side of his head. Over comes this big fella who leans down and says ; Mr Numan says please don't throw ice at him. I obey and throw a a lemon instead. Minder hits me, I hit the floor.
Was in a restaurant in Manchester - needed the gents so strolled across the room spotting Bob Holness on the way - just had to say I'll have a P please Bob. How fu£ing original he replied. |  |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 11:33 - May 30 with 3079 views | NW5Hoop |
A lot of these stories seem to be: "I behaved like a complete tool to someone I have never met, and I was taken aback when they duly thought I was a tool." |  | | |
| Well known people you've annoyed on 11:40 - May 30 with 3075 views | Rangers67 |
I really got stuck into Paddy Crerand on the way back to my car after the infamous home match against Man Utd when the ref played the best part of 3 hours injury time. I was so wound up I couldn,t resist making a comment or two about them bringing the ref with them etc. He tried to convince me it was a fair result, the prick. | | | |
| Well known people you've annoyed on 11:47 - May 30 with 3046 views | Phildo |
20 odd years ago totally pished with a mate late night in trafalgar square. Went to a burger hut and was served the burger wrapped in two free pornos. Very bizarre. At that moment spotted Fergal Sharkey walking towards me. Felt as if I had spotted a long lost mate and went up to him to explain they were giving out free pornos at the burger hut and he might want to avail of this unexpected good fortune. Unfortunately I called him Shergal Farkey. He told me in no uncertain terms to go forth and reproduce. |  | | |
| Well known people you've annoyed on 11:49 - May 30 with 3039 views | Myke |
I managed to pi*s off Tony Currie when I was about 17 by simply clapping him on the back. It was the summer of 81 I think and QPR played Athlone in a pre-season friendly. We won 4-3 and afterwards I offered my enthusiastic congratulations to Mr Currie. He turned around and said 'would you ever fcuk off!' | | | |
| Well known people you've annoyed on 12:06 - May 30 with 3007 views | londonscottish |
I felt sorry for a colleague once and as he was staying in some crap hotel in Heathrow suggested he came out with me for some beers. He was a bit Norman No Mates but appeared quite normal and fairly harmless.
We ended up in the Cobden Club knocking back absinthe cocktails at stupid o'clock in the morning and he was revealing all sorts of psychological problems and the fact that he had bulimia(!). And he was clearly unable to take hus drink.
Anyway on the way out I bumped into Ewan McGregor who'd been at a bash in there that night and was also waiting for a taxi.
We were just having a laugh about Eglish vs Scottish licensing hours and stuff when my my "pal" suddenly came barrelling up trying to square up with him for some fathomless reason.
A taxi pulled up, we both agreed that Norman was to go first and I shoved him in and waved him off.
FFS, it's not exactly every day I bump into someone like that.
Oddly enough matey boy never got another invite. |  |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 12:07 - May 30 with 3005 views | LythamR |
Englebert Humperdink. He was singing and bouncing me on his knee in a backstage dressing room and i apparently filled my nappy quite ferociously.
He released me and let me go back to my mother with some haste. |  | | |
| Well known people you've annoyed on 13:47 - May 30 with 2844 views | Lincoln_Hoop |
Worked at a certain private hire company years ago and had to inform Kate Moss that her cab was going to be late. She was very snotty. |  | | |
| Well known people you've annoyed on 14:20 - May 30 with 2802 views | beanofire1 |
Loving these posts!
And only this Saturday my darling wife played a blinder.
We went to the O2 to see Iron Maiden. I'm a fan, she isn't.
Through some good friends of Adrian Smith (Guitarist) we got VIP passes and
all that jazz. It bought us into contact with Nicko McBrain, Maiden's drummer.
My wife, who surprisingly knew Nicko used to play with Pat Travers, said, 'You used to play in the Pat Travers band, didn't you?'
''Oh yeah!', replied Nicko.
'Definitely the second best drummer that band ever had, after Tommy Aldridge!' (Whitesnake's current drummer)
'Really?!.......Oh you can fark orf then!', replied Nicko!!!
When Adrian Smith (Maiden's guitarist), came in a few minutes later, he said Nicko was still moaning about it in the dressing room!
Well done sweetheart.............!!
And it's not 'Do you know who I am?!'
It's, 'Do you know who I used to be?!' [Post edited 30 May 2017 14:29]
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 15:15 - May 30 with 2772 views | TheChef |
Once heckled Sean Lock off stage while at uni - he's a Scum fan to boot.
On a similar theme, my Mum once asked Jose Mourinho who he was. Top trolling. |  |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 15:34 - May 30 with 2743 views | ColesIndyRs |
Around 93/94 I worked for Fantasy Football League, this was the original play by post/phone game before Fantasy League was everywhere and the one that went on to become the TV show. My job was stuffing envelopes or answering the phone to people who had the hotline number.
There were quite a few famous people playing at that time but everyone liked dealing with the East Enders league of former and current cast as Tom Watt was sound and liked a chat. One day I pick up the phone and Nick Berry is on the other end of the line. He told me that he wanted to sub in Philippe Albert to his match day team. All I said was "is that Albert as in Albert Square" and I was greeted with a loud and prompt "F*ck Off" and he slammed the phone down. That was my best day in that job. [Post edited 30 May 2017 15:35]
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 18:12 - May 30 with 2617 views | hopphoops |
| Well known people you've annoyed on 11:33 - May 30 by NW5Hoop |
A lot of these stories seem to be: "I behaved like a complete tool to someone I have never met, and I was taken aback when they duly thought I was a tool." |
I was a perfect example. After the Man City home game we lost 3-2, I shouted something along the lines of "Get a haircut you perfumed ponce" in bad Italian at Roberto Mancini. I thought it was very brilliant.
He spotted me and muttered "And who the fück are you?" in much better Italian. That put me in my place. |  |
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| Well known people you've annoyed on 20:06 - May 30 with 2562 views | collegeranger |
Phished at a Rugby do I was introduced to Will Carling. I said it was a pleasure to meet a World Cup Winner...... oh I forgot you've never won the World Cup. Queue death stare from Mr Carling ! |  | | |
| Well known people you've annoyed on 06:03 - May 31 with 2410 views | distortR |
a group of us used to drink around baker street with a couple of Arsenal fans, Large and Larger. After one heavy session, we left the Wallace Head and saw jeremy beadle finishing up having his hair pampered, so we hid (Very loudly) and then pounced as he emerged from the salon. While the camp hairdresser wafted around telling us to leave him alone, turned out Jeremy was a nice guy and he just chatted with us. a couple of us fell behind the main group, when we saw Larger striding towards Mr Beadle with his fist raised, muttering "let's see if HE'S game for a laugh". Two or three of us jumped on Larger, screaming for the others to get the fella clear.
We later asked Larger why he wanted to hit Jeremy Beadle, he just shrugged and said "Dunno".
There was also a train journey back from Southampton, we went to the bar and Ross Kemp's tv brother, who speaks on the out breath, was at the bar with a sort. We went to get a drink and Guy, who was a fan, asked "'ere, aren't you so-and-so?". The actor was an arse and said "Actually, you pronounce it >>>" and turned his back. So we situated ourselves in the carriage next to the bar, full of Rangers, and every five minutes sent someone up to mispronounce his name. He got off that train with a face like thunder, and alone. | | | |
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