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Beast From The East. 09:17 - Feb 27 with 22413 viewsDiscodroids

Snowfall in Leigh On sea currently with less depth than Stan Cummings in his dorothy perkins fishnets doing the limbo, i.e 1/2 an inch, yet my builders can't navigate the seemingly sir john franklin erebus expedition of the flemish cap from basildon to leigh, to stick up a fackin' partition wall and bi fold doors' , because of the snow'.

Most vexing to my spirit as i've taken 3 days off work. Might as well go down the Peterboat for sensibly priced lager by the fishing boats.

it's a shame as I once took leave from fasting and prayer, for about 33 years, to partake of alcohol and Recreational drugs. At 17 Satan did tempt me and bestowed upon me incontinence most high after 3 grams of hurry up and 15 pints of holsten in the coach and horses, Plaistow.

oh wretched man that i am, my strength faileth because of my iniquity; my bones have been consumed by the pleasures of the flesh. I am a broken vessel, Waiting for the Peterboat to open at 11.30am to get on the facking tap.Fackin' Builders.



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Beast From The East. on 11:09 - Mar 1 with 2908 viewsPunteR

Beast From The East. on 11:01 - Mar 1 by Discodroids

Still snowing in leigh on sea heavily, and I've been cast to the seventh rung of hell, the Mrs is taking the rest off the week off to keep me company and jack up the opiate 'location location location' for the next 3 days.

In Addition ocado have cancelled their delivery meaning im clean out of French nonpareils capers, fingerling Marrow and farfalle Croquettes.

How my life has changed , i remember being knee deep in snow in the early 2000's trudging back to lloyds of london like a snow blind Amundsen after a white haired angel of domination in full kit had tormented me in exchange for many coins of the realm above drakes wine bar in leadenhall market, Recording my racial purity for her files via physiognomy instrumentation while screaming degenerate obscenities at me.

Now, it's all partition walls , thermal cavity wall insulation, builders that don't turn up unless they have a helicopter and a bag of nobbys nuts by the sea. help me.


Choose life

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Beast From The East. on 11:37 - Mar 1 with 2861 viewsTacticalR

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Beast From The East. on 11:44 - Mar 1 with 2846 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The truly odd people in all this are the fb posters, and I have fiends among them, who warble on with genuine surprise that it's not actually snowing in their part of the world.

I know, pet, I know... it's almost as if different parts of the planet have different weather conditions at different times.

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Beast From The East. on 11:54 - Mar 1 with 2820 viewsDiscodroids

Beast From The East. on 20:09 - Feb 28 by NoDiddley

Disco
I'm a East End exile currently esconced in Benfleet, have you done the 3 boozers by the station? Hoy & Helmet, Half Crown & Anchor?
The Zak Wiltshire is shite (more towards Thundersley) & the Tarpots Harvester is double shite, it's like an oasis if you live near there. Can't walk to The Bread & cheese in this weather........brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Still to try those fine inn's mate, I'm sure i'll get to them over the coming months. As the Mrs is at home for the next few days I'm sure we'll be off to the poncy Sandbar in leigh broadway for Rustic watercress frittata and cider plum with sea salt and turned lamb toast.

Hopefully a pint or two as well.
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Beast From The East. on 12:30 - Mar 1 with 2762 viewsSilverfoxqpr

I'm pretty indifferent to this weather to be honest, it is what it is and all that. Quite enjoyed slip sliding around on my walk to Aldershot station this morning through the local park, sound tracked by Faith No More's latest opus. And credit where credit is due, didn't think for a second South Western Railway would be able to sustain any sort of service this week to transport me to and from my Ivory Tower here in the beating heart of the financial district. Thus far they have though. Great days. BUT Jesus Christ nailed to a sh1thouse NO HEATING on the 7.04 this morning!! What's the matter with these tit rifles? I'm still farkin cold now as they then re-routed us via Ascot taking 2 hours, it's usually a 45 minute journey. Thinking of going to the gym to warm up and get the blood circulating again although I'll probably drop dead of brain freeze outside the Gherkin...............think I'll work from home tomorrow.
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Beast From The East. on 13:16 - Mar 1 with 2708 viewsAshdown_Ranger

Beast From The East. on 11:44 - Mar 1 by BrianMcCarthy

The truly odd people in all this are the fb posters, and I have fiends among them, who warble on with genuine surprise that it's not actually snowing in their part of the world.

I know, pet, I know... it's almost as if different parts of the planet have different weather conditions at different times.


"The truly odd people in all this are the fb posters, and I have fiends among them..."

Love it that you have 'fiends' on Facebook Brian - is there a 'dark web' version of FB in existence..??

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Beast From The East. on 13:29 - Mar 1 with 2681 viewshopphoops

Beast From The East. on 13:16 - Mar 1 by Ashdown_Ranger

"The truly odd people in all this are the fb posters, and I have fiends among them..."

Love it that you have 'fiends' on Facebook Brian - is there a 'dark web' version of FB in existence..??



What would Brian REALLY do? Run a host of demons of course. The world was ever thus.

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Beast From The East. on 14:06 - Mar 1 with 2648 viewsericgen34

Beast From The East. on 09:40 - Mar 1 by hubble

Very unlikely that you know a village West of Montpellier called Le Pouget (south of Gignac), but I spent a wild summer there in 1985 working on a tiny medieval house in the heart of the village. Nearly 20 years later I worked in Montpellier briefly as a writer working with a computer game studio. Beautiful city and part of the world. My friend still has the house in Le Pouget. Nice to be reminded of it. This thread is like a psychogeographical tour of Rangers fans!


I certainly know Le Pouget yes. I live not far, in Viols le Fort.

Snow has been replaced by rain now and slowly melting.

About 2000 people have been stuck in their car on the A9 motorway south of Montpellier for over 24H!
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Beast From The East. on 14:12 - Mar 1 with 2632 viewsericgen34

Beast From The East. on 10:22 - Mar 1 by hopphoops

Hi Eric, it just got to Haute Savoie this morning, total carnage on the roads. Here it's "le retour du sud"

Re the myth of Britain collapsing and the rest of the world being fine when it snows. the only difference is winter tyres. Countries where everyone has them are ok, those without aren't. Salt and snowploughs have insignificant impacts in comparison.


Yes, here most people used chains to get out of the village.

The problems on the roads yesterday and last night have been because yesterday the forecast was snow in the morning and rain in the afternoon, so people left to work thinking they'd be OK, without snow tires or chains. Countless have slept in town and still struggle to get back today.

On the motorway it's mostly foreign lorries who couldn't read the message boards asking lorries to stop and then got stuck, preventing the gritters to go through and trapping thousands of people
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Beast From The East. on 14:16 - Mar 1 with 2616 viewsR_from_afar

Beast From The East. on 19:03 - Feb 28 by PunteR

Out of interest where do you play?


At a school in Slough which is near where I used to work, but I do know of a footer session in Bracknell which a mate goes to, if you are looking for a game. Please send me a personal message if you are, sir.

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Beast From The East. on 15:09 - Mar 1 with 2552 viewsPunteR

Beast From The East. on 14:16 - Mar 1 by R_from_afar

At a school in Slough which is near where I used to work, but I do know of a footer session in Bracknell which a mate goes to, if you are looking for a game. Please send me a personal message if you are, sir.

RFA


I play monday nights. Used to be at the sports center but now play at Goals in Winnersh. Just wondered if you play there. Seen a couple of lads playing on the other pitch with QPR shirts on.
If you get short of players let me know. When the weather is better of course!

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Beast From The East. on 15:10 - Mar 1 with 2549 viewstimeforheroes

Hi all, first time caller but a long time listener.

Taking a look at Villa forums a few of their fans seem fairly certain that Saturday's game will be called off. https://www.villatalk.com/topic/17368-pre-match-thread/?page=3

Haven't bought my ticket yet but got travel down booked. Before I buy one has anyone got experience of away games being called off? Will it be a refund or just a ticket to the rescheduled game?
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Beast From The East. on 15:29 - Mar 1 with 2519 viewscolinallcars

Beast From The East. on 15:10 - Mar 1 by timeforheroes

Hi all, first time caller but a long time listener.

Taking a look at Villa forums a few of their fans seem fairly certain that Saturday's game will be called off. https://www.villatalk.com/topic/17368-pre-match-thread/?page=3

Haven't bought my ticket yet but got travel down booked. Before I buy one has anyone got experience of away games being called off? Will it be a refund or just a ticket to the rescheduled game?


Could well be called off, if not for the state of the pitch then for stairs and pavements being in a dangerous state.
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Beast From The East. on 15:39 - Mar 1 with 2504 viewsTheChef

Beast From The East. on 15:29 - Mar 1 by colinallcars

Could well be called off, if not for the state of the pitch then for stairs and pavements being in a dangerous state.


Elf and Safety gone mad innit.

Assuming the pitch is OK then they would still play these games in the past, but now everyone's worried about getting sued instead because Old Bert didn't look where he was going on the stairs and broke his hip.

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Beast From The East. on 15:45 - Mar 1 with 2496 viewsPinnerPaul

Supposed to attend a 'Cup Final Officials' evening tonight - not too sad its been called off!
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Beast From The East. on 19:55 - Mar 1 with 2360 viewsNoDiddley

Beast From The East. on 11:54 - Mar 1 by Discodroids

Still to try those fine inn's mate, I'm sure i'll get to them over the coming months. As the Mrs is at home for the next few days I'm sure we'll be off to the poncy Sandbar in leigh broadway for Rustic watercress frittata and cider plum with sea salt and turned lamb toast.

Hopefully a pint or two as well.
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Take in The Skewer House in Rochford, Portugese/Maideria cuisine & they sell Superbock & Sagres. The grub as stated is on a f**cking big skewer, take your pick, Prawns, Lamb, Chicken etc opposite the a little boozer called The Malborough Head as well.
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Beast From The East. on 22:23 - Mar 1 with 2214 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

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Beast From The East. on 01:17 - Mar 2 with 2116 viewsBoston

Beast From The East. on 10:22 - Mar 1 by hopphoops

Hi Eric, it just got to Haute Savoie this morning, total carnage on the roads. Here it's "le retour du sud"

Re the myth of Britain collapsing and the rest of the world being fine when it snows. the only difference is winter tyres. Countries where everyone has them are ok, those without aren't. Salt and snowploughs have insignificant impacts in comparison.


The difference is that of rear wheel drive, front wheel drive, AWD or four wheel drive. The countries where drivers opt for rear wheel are at a severe disadvantage in snow or ice. Guess what the preferred choice is in Britain?

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Beast From The East. on 02:13 - Mar 2 with 2095 viewsBoston

Might be an interesting weather day for myself tomorrow. I’m working in a barn with the ocean out the back of us, apparently it’s going to be a trifle windy, coastal flooding and all that. Better pack a lilo and the flare gun.

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Beast From The East. on 03:23 - Mar 2 with 2090 viewslondonscottish

I'm still at bloody work in Washington DC. Day 10. Tomorrow will be Day 11 and I'm supposed to be able to escape the Land of the Free at 10.20 pm local time. Not that I'm counting or anything.

The only problem being that flights out to Heathrow today have been cancelled because of the snow in the UK.

And tomorrows's flights out to Canada have already been cancelled due to the storm due to hit here in the next few hours.

FFS.

I'm not a celebrity but get me out of here. I'm missing my kids :-(
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Beast From The East. on 06:41 - Mar 2 with 2048 viewsLblock

Hope you manage to get home LondonJock

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I’m not far from Heathrow and unless they’re using a different flight path I’m afraid there’s not much air traffic so far this morning
The wind is proper, proper cold

Good luck fella

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Beast From The East. on 07:42 - Mar 2 with 2007 viewsloftboy

Delivering in the city at the moment, Wednesday, Thursday was tough going but today it’s almost clear, bloody cold though.

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Beast From The East. on 09:05 - Mar 2 with 1930 viewstoboboly

Supposed to be on a train out of Victoria at half 5 to Margate for the weekend. Little did I know two months ago that it would be a nuclear winter. Still the non-league football tomorrow ought to be fun (if I can get there)!

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Beast From The East. on 09:16 - Mar 2 with 1904 views2Thomas2Bowles

Forcast of 2" to fall this afternoon evening in London.

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Beast From The East. on 09:27 - Mar 2 with 1889 viewsMytch_QPR

I think there's a poster on this form going by the name of 'i must be mad' - just what I am thinking as I get ready to drive up to the Villa game (via Nottingham)...

That said, the worst of the weather seems to be over, most main routes seem to be running (at a slow pace).

Hope to see some fellow Rs there - could feel like a long 90 mins. Suffering is good for the soul, they say.

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