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state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Random irritations.. on 15:39 - Jan 25 with 3619 views
Pharmaceutical commercials on TV drive me absolutely mad. No person in their right mind is watching a basketball game, sees a commercial for Keytruda or insert name for random drug, and rings up their doctor thinking this is the silver bullet to health.
I haven't got to the part yet where they list out the symptoms that come with said drug, that often range from loss of breath, to violent diarrhea, to stroke, to loss of limb.
You can't go one commercial break without a prescription drug being peddled to you.
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Random irritations.. on 19:46 - Jan 25 with 3459 views
Random irritations.. on 19:46 - Jan 25 by Sonofpugwash
Conscription to fight them pesky Rooskies.May be up to 60.
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With my knees? Fk that.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Random irritations.. on 23:27 - Jan 25 with 3305 views
Random irritations.. on 15:49 - Jan 25 by CincyHoop
Pharmaceutical commercials on TV drive me absolutely mad. No person in their right mind is watching a basketball game, sees a commercial for Keytruda or insert name for random drug, and rings up their doctor thinking this is the silver bullet to health.
I haven't got to the part yet where they list out the symptoms that come with said drug, that often range from loss of breath, to violent diarrhea, to stroke, to loss of limb.
You can't go one commercial break without a prescription drug being peddled to you.
The answer to that is a national health service. We don't have ads for pharmaceuticals in the UK, in fact if you see anything medical advertised on TV that pretty much defines it as a quack remedy.
Random irritations.. on 23:27 - Jan 25 by kensalriser
The answer to that is a national health service. We don't have ads for pharmaceuticals in the UK, in fact if you see anything medical advertised on TV that pretty much defines it as a quack remedy.
I used to be a quackhead.
Occasional providers of half decent House music.
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Random irritations.. on 10:37 - Jan 26 with 3213 views
This. Fking hell, I got some mouthwash the other day and had to go at the lid with a knife. Shite.
Speaking of bullshit fking product shit. Satsumas are delicious, right? Tangerines, however, are shit from Satan's own bellend. So, calling your small orange things fking "easy peelers" does me no favours, you retail c*nt.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Random irritations.. on 18:14 - Mar 1 with 2472 views
Random irritations.. on 17:45 - Mar 1 by Bluce_Ree
This. Fking hell, I got some mouthwash the other day and had to go at the lid with a knife. Shite.
Speaking of bullshit fking product shit. Satsumas are delicious, right? Tangerines, however, are shit from Satan's own bellend. So, calling your small orange things fking "easy peelers" does me no favours, you retail c*nt.
We’re saving the planet Blucey baby via A and E.
Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
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Random irritations.. on 04:37 - Mar 4 with 2270 views
OAP’s in the supermarket on a Saturday. I swear they come in by coach.
You’re retired, you don’t work…. do your shopping during the week and you can go around the aisles as slow as you want.
The ones that kill me are those that load their shopping into bags and then look utterly shocked that they actually have to pay for it.
Cue an age rummaging through their handbag trying to find a card and half a dozen discount voucher's. You’ve been queueing for 10 fckin minutes just sort it out then, not now.
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Random irritations.. on 09:06 - Mar 4 with 2114 views
Morning breath not being accurately represented on Tv/movies… Couples waking up and immediately kissing or talking directly into someone’s face from an inch away without that person passing out.
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Random irritations.. on 10:03 - Mar 4 with 2056 views
Pay for anything online, and the money is straight out of your account the nanosecond you hit 'Submit'.
However, when it comes to a refund: three to five days...and working days at that!
Oh for the days of it being instant rather than having to log in to my banking app to verify that it is indeed me trying to buy two tickets for QPR v West Brom and not a Nigerian fraudster.
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Random irritations.. on 10:29 - Mar 4 with 2006 views
Oh for the days of it being instant rather than having to log in to my banking app to verify that it is indeed me trying to buy two tickets for QPR v West Brom and not a Nigerian fraudster.
When I bought my motorbike about 4 years from a dealership the transaction for the bike (£4,000) went straight through, no questions asked from my bank. Then when I had to pay for the tax disc (yes, I know, it's VED) via the gov.uk site I had to go through all sorts of banking validation/identity checks for the mahoosive sum of £80.
Where's the consistency??
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Random irritations.. on 10:51 - Mar 4 with 1980 views
OAP’s in the supermarket on a Saturday. I swear they come in by coach.
You’re retired, you don’t work…. do your shopping during the week and you can go around the aisles as slow as you want.
It's the highlight of my week, I find the best time to randomly Irritate members of the public Is about 5.30pm-ish on a weekday, as a rule they've just nipped into Sainsbury's to get a pint of milk after work because they've just about run out at home, most of the Sainsburys till staff have gone home and the majority of available tills are 'self service' That's where you'll find me at the self service tills In *take Your Time Ted* mode. As Is the norm out of 8 self service tills only 5 of them will be open and they won't be working properly either. If my bill is say £5.86 pence I'll start by paying the 86p with 2p and 1p coins from my copper coin bag, sometimes using 20p pieces from my other bag which Is known as the big denomination bag, when It becomes time to pay the £5 I'll generally for speed start by inserting a £1 coin followed by a mixture of 5-10-20 and 50P coins until the machine says to me "thankyou, don't forget your receipt and shopping" When I get outside I always forget where I parked my bloody car for some strange reason.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
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Random irritations.. on 11:20 - Mar 4 with 1946 views
Random irritations.. on 12:36 - Dec 30 by Northernr
The people who play music, YouTube videos, TikTok crap or scroll through their 'stories' with the sound on and no headphones should legitimately be thrown under the train.
This is in my top 10, for sure. I was on the morning rush hour tube to Tower Hill when middle-aged Wayne and Waynetta bob on in full shell suits blasting hardcore techno through the speaker of an old Nokia 6230. It was so surreal I was half expecting a TikTok prankster to pop out claiming it was just for bantz. Needless to say, they got a good telling off from fellow passengers.
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Random irritations.. on 20:12 - Mar 4 with 3368 views
Was at the gym earlier and a right plum reminded me of a random irritation: blokes who admire themselves in the gym!
However, of all the gyms I've been in around the world, I've never seen anyone do what this bloke did. He went to a corner where two huge mirrors are at 90 degrees to each other, and then took his top off to spend a couple of minutes admiring himself.
The bellend had legs like matchsticks and has a bit to go before losing his Xmas timber. To round off his utter self-knobbery...the tvvat was wearing a baseball cap back to front too.
Also the ladies/gents making TikTok videos in the gym who then get upset when you have the 'temerity' to walk in front of their camera/phone. It's a public space; if you want no one else in the shot then do that shit at home.
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