| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 465870 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| Random irritations.. on 15:54 - Dec 13 with 4431 views | Juzzie |
| Random irritations.. on 14:42 - Dec 13 by Sonofpugwash |
WTF is an "Influencer"? |
Someone who thinks people give a schit what they say.
edit: and what is more worse than an influencer is there are millions of people who do give a schit what these vacuous people think & say.
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| Random irritations.. on 16:09 - Dec 13 with 4409 views | loftboy |
| Random irritations.. on 10:59 - Dec 9 by zicoshoops |
Anyone who uses the term ‘Correctional Facility’
It’s Prison, or Jail.
We’re not America yet.
What’s going on?
We should be told
Sort it out |
Being pedantic but if you’re being British and not American then it’s Gaol not jail. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 17:28 - Dec 13 with 4324 views | johnhoop |
| Random irritations.. on 15:54 - Dec 13 by Juzzie |
Someone who thinks people give a schit what they say.
edit: and what is more worse than an influencer is there are millions of people who do give a schit what these vacuous people think & say.
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And the influencers become extremely rich off the back of their narcissism as a way of life. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 18:36 - Dec 13 with 4247 views | ted_hendrix |
She never lifts the toilet seat back up. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:43 - Dec 13 with 4125 views | Mick_S |
| Random irritations.. on 18:36 - Dec 13 by ted_hendrix |
She never lifts the toilet seat back up. |
Messi. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Random irritations.. on 22:26 - Jan 9 with 3811 views | RamseyR |
Selling stuff on marketplace
Q.Can you deliver?
A. Read the ad. It says collection only
After agreeing a price and time to collect
"I'm sorry, but my car/van is not available that day'
After agreeing a price
"I'm sorry...I'm away for a week...can you hold it for me"
After agreeing a price and time to collect
"It's too far to come and pick it up, despite the ad giving all the details.
We are truly fcuked as a nation if this is the calibre of people |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:50 - Jan 10 with 3590 views | Juzzie |
I've given up on Marketplace, it's full of morons.
Had our maternity chair up for sale. £50. These are around £230 new and it was in good condition. Not showroom and not battered, but good.
"will you take £40?"
"OK" I replied as he was the first person to respond for a while so we just wanted to shift it.
"will you take £30? can't afford much more"
"no, you asked for £40 and I agreed on that"
"OK, can I collect today"
"yes, I'm at home"
"can you dismantle it so I can get it in my car"
"OK"
"great, see you later today"
I duly dismantled it then a few hours later I got; "oh sorry, I don't need it now as my wife has bought a brand new one"
Can't afford a second hand one at £40 but suddenly you can now afford a brand new one at £230? Cnt.
Luckily sold it just a few days later for £50, no hassle.
Hassle-free people are out there but they are about 5% of the users. The rest should be sterilised.
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| Random irritations.. on 11:58 - Jan 10 with 3560 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Random irritations.. on 11:50 - Jan 10 by Juzzie |
I've given up on Marketplace, it's full of morons.
Had our maternity chair up for sale. £50. These are around £230 new and it was in good condition. Not showroom and not battered, but good.
"will you take £40?"
"OK" I replied as he was the first person to respond for a while so we just wanted to shift it.
"will you take £30? can't afford much more"
"no, you asked for £40 and I agreed on that"
"OK, can I collect today"
"yes, I'm at home"
"can you dismantle it so I can get it in my car"
"OK"
"great, see you later today"
I duly dismantled it then a few hours later I got; "oh sorry, I don't need it now as my wife has bought a brand new one"
Can't afford a second hand one at £40 but suddenly you can now afford a brand new one at £230? Cnt.
Luckily sold it just a few days later for £50, no hassle.
Hassle-free people are out there but they are about 5% of the users. The rest should be sterilised.
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If you sterilised them you’d never be able to shift a maternity seat. |  | | |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:10 - Jan 10 with 3539 views | robith |
| Random irritations.. on 11:50 - Jan 10 by Juzzie |
I've given up on Marketplace, it's full of morons.
Had our maternity chair up for sale. £50. These are around £230 new and it was in good condition. Not showroom and not battered, but good.
"will you take £40?"
"OK" I replied as he was the first person to respond for a while so we just wanted to shift it.
"will you take £30? can't afford much more"
"no, you asked for £40 and I agreed on that"
"OK, can I collect today"
"yes, I'm at home"
"can you dismantle it so I can get it in my car"
"OK"
"great, see you later today"
I duly dismantled it then a few hours later I got; "oh sorry, I don't need it now as my wife has bought a brand new one"
Can't afford a second hand one at £40 but suddenly you can now afford a brand new one at £230? Cnt.
Luckily sold it just a few days later for £50, no hassle.
Hassle-free people are out there but they are about 5% of the users. The rest should be sterilised.
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I bought a turntable off a guy on gumtree a few years ago, and when I showed up at his door he reacted like he'd seen a ghost. I had to ask him if he was alright and he replied "Yes....it's just, you're a the sixth person to agree to buy this, but the first person to actually show up" |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 20:05 - Jan 10 with 3397 views | Juzzie |
| Random irritations.. on 11:58 - Jan 10 by BazzaInTheLoft |
If you sterilised them you’d never be able to shift a maternity seat. |
Lol! I’d re-list it as a horizontal rocking chair | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 19:19 - Jan 11 with 3284 views | Bluce_Ree |
Facebook Marketplace is just wall-to-wall scutters.
I sold a chair on there and specifically said that it's big and that you need a big car to come and get it. Also, that I wasn't going to dismantle it. You see it fully assembled and then you fk off.
Well, I was inundated by a Westlife of cocksuckers.
Would I take a tenner (it was a £300 chair)?
Would I send it by courier?
Would I deliver it to fking 100+ miles away?
In the end the guy who bought it paid £60 and came to collect at 10:30pm. But by then I just wanted rid.
Then again, I sold a treadmill on eBay. Same thing (you see it working, you dismantle it, you take it away). The guy who turned up was like 65 years old and was taking it away in a tiny little car. So I ended up doing all the heavy lifting.
Don't buy a treadmill by the way. They're bullshit. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 19:30 - Jan 11 with 3275 views | Mick_S |
| Random irritations.. on 19:19 - Jan 11 by Bluce_Ree |
Facebook Marketplace is just wall-to-wall scutters.
I sold a chair on there and specifically said that it's big and that you need a big car to come and get it. Also, that I wasn't going to dismantle it. You see it fully assembled and then you fk off.
Well, I was inundated by a Westlife of cocksuckers.
Would I take a tenner (it was a £300 chair)?
Would I send it by courier?
Would I deliver it to fking 100+ miles away?
In the end the guy who bought it paid £60 and came to collect at 10:30pm. But by then I just wanted rid.
Then again, I sold a treadmill on eBay. Same thing (you see it working, you dismantle it, you take it away). The guy who turned up was like 65 years old and was taking it away in a tiny little car. So I ended up doing all the heavy lifting.
Don't buy a treadmill by the way. They're bullshit. |
We had a treadmill in our garden, not used once in 6 months. Went in the latest skip of 5hit that we had and it was taken away by a considerate local after 1 day. Good lad.
Don’t buy one.
Edit: if I was loaded, I’d have a permanent skip in the front garden. Throw every bit in it. Bollocks to however many bins we have in our house. [Post edited 11 Jan 2023 19:33]
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| Random irritations.. on 21:26 - Jan 11 with 3221 views | zicoshoops |
Simpletons that ride a pushbike with a large box mounted on the front of the bike, with one or more young children in the box………..in central London.
Are they mental?
Go and live in the bastard Countryside.
There are easier ways to kill your Children.
What’s going on?
We should be told
Sort it out | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:46 - Jan 12 with 3110 views | Juzzie |
| Random irritations.. on 19:19 - Jan 11 by Bluce_Ree |
Facebook Marketplace is just wall-to-wall scutters.
I sold a chair on there and specifically said that it's big and that you need a big car to come and get it. Also, that I wasn't going to dismantle it. You see it fully assembled and then you fk off.
Well, I was inundated by a Westlife of cocksuckers.
Would I take a tenner (it was a £300 chair)?
Would I send it by courier?
Would I deliver it to fking 100+ miles away?
In the end the guy who bought it paid £60 and came to collect at 10:30pm. But by then I just wanted rid.
Then again, I sold a treadmill on eBay. Same thing (you see it working, you dismantle it, you take it away). The guy who turned up was like 65 years old and was taking it away in a tiny little car. So I ended up doing all the heavy lifting.
Don't buy a treadmill by the way. They're bullshit. |
Have people always been this stupid or is it just become more apparent with the advent of technology/social media etc?
I cannot believe that people genuinely ask these kinds of questions. What goes inside their head must be something very strange. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:57 - Jan 12 with 3088 views | robith |
| Random irritations.. on 21:26 - Jan 11 by zicoshoops |
Simpletons that ride a pushbike with a large box mounted on the front of the bike, with one or more young children in the box………..in central London.
Are they mental?
Go and live in the bastard Countryside.
There are easier ways to kill your Children.
What’s going on?
We should be told
Sort it out |
the middle classes in London are out of hand. They want the world to bend to their will regardless of how dumb their desires are.
There's a pub in Walthamstow that has a no kids policy and has become my go to, purely cos when I go to the pub, I don't want the vibe of a creche for entitled middle class parents to let their entitled tosser kids to run amok | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 14:24 - Jan 12 with 3031 views | Bluce_Ree |
Something happened around 25-30 years ago where parents suddenly lost the ability to tell their kids to shut the fk up.
You can't really go anywhere now without some kid screaming its face clean off about some shit. I don't even blame the kid. If I was three hours past my bed time and some dickhead forcibly took me to Nandos, I'd be pissed off too.
Man it's brutal now. Seeing all those toddlers glued to their iPads. Man, that's a fking irritation right there.
"Yeah it's great. Jack/Oliver/Teddy/Oliver Again (delete as applicable) is only 18 months but can already use an iPad."
That's not impressive, motherf*cker. Anyone can. They're designed to be piss easy to use. Let's see that kid when they are 18 and can't use a mouse and keyboard and can't get through a job interview because no c*nt has ever said no to them before. | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 15:23 - Jan 12 with 2981 views | TheChef |
| Random irritations.. on 14:24 - Jan 12 by Bluce_Ree |
Something happened around 25-30 years ago where parents suddenly lost the ability to tell their kids to shut the fk up.
You can't really go anywhere now without some kid screaming its face clean off about some shit. I don't even blame the kid. If I was three hours past my bed time and some dickhead forcibly took me to Nandos, I'd be pissed off too.
Man it's brutal now. Seeing all those toddlers glued to their iPads. Man, that's a fking irritation right there.
"Yeah it's great. Jack/Oliver/Teddy/Oliver Again (delete as applicable) is only 18 months but can already use an iPad."
That's not impressive, motherf*cker. Anyone can. They're designed to be piss easy to use. Let's see that kid when they are 18 and can't use a mouse and keyboard and can't get through a job interview because no c*nt has ever said no to them before. |
Too true.
"That's great they're soooo IT literate, but can they effectively communicate with other humans?"
"Not really." |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 13:29 - Feb 3 with 2848 views | R_from_afar |
First world problem alert: I really don't like ticking clocks, they really annoy me. I don't like the constant noise and if we are staying over with friends and there is a ticking timepiece in our bedroom, I have to deactivate it. If I don't, I find myself starting to breathe in time with the ticks 
Recently, we redecorated our kitchen and the existing el cheapo Ikea clock, chic though it is, is the wrong colour, so it was replaced with a similar cheap but stylish model in a different colour. Mrs R from Afar bought it, and I like the look of it, but imagine my horror when we fired it up and discovered that it has a very loud tick (sigh  ).
Now, things have gone further downhill: The blighter not only still ticks for England, it has stopped telling the time! The hands appear to be stuck, but whatever the problem is is not impeding the ticking.  |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Random irritations.. on 17:10 - Feb 3 with 2762 views | zicoshoops |
People that are not West Indian, who Skank along the street instead of walking like normal people. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 17:11 - Feb 3 with 2760 views | zicoshoops |
West Indians who Skank along the street. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 17:12 - Feb 3 with 2755 views | zicoshoops |
Mutton dressed as Lamb. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 17:22 - Feb 3 with 2735 views | DWQPR |
| Random irritations.. on 17:10 - Feb 3 by zicoshoops |
People that are not West Indian, who Skank along the street instead of walking like normal people. |
Kids from whatever racial background talking in their ‘gangsta’ accent. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 17:50 - Feb 3 with 2697 views | R_from_afar |
| Random irritations.. on 17:11 - Feb 3 by zicoshoops |
West Indians who Skank along the street. |
I bumped into a rasta in central Birmingham once yonks ago. As I was apologising, he smiled and said: "Don't walk on the grass, smoke it". True story.  | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:33 - Feb 5 with 2531 views | loftboy |
Just watching a programme on PBS America and the narrator described WW2 as 4 years long!
Maybe if they got off their arses sooner then it may have. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 20:36 - Apr 16 with 3662 views | CateLeBonR |
If I buy a box of triple cooked chips from the supermarket. Then cook them are they now quadruple cooked chips or were they only double cooked before? |  | | |
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