| Fiery arse of doom 09:27 - Jul 18 with 10431 views | toboboly |
Went to the Duchess of Cambridge (off the Goldhawk Road) yesterday to try out their American Beer festival and killer hot wing challenge.
For a start the beer is stupidly expensive (£7 a pint was the average price) but the wings were a different story.
£5 for six wings and no time limit, easy I thought.
Had to sign a disclaimer and then the wings came along, they looked quite big and aggressively red and there was a lot of sauce on them. Being quite hungry and clearly stupid I plowed into them and holy Christ on a bike they were hot. I was crying and the snot creator in my nose went into overdrive.
After two wings I gave up and scrambled to the toilet where I washed my hands three times before going to the loo. I should've washed more, my dick was on fire. Came back from the toilet to find my mates stuff there but not him, "Must've gone to get some air I thought", the poor bastard had had 3 of the wings so I didn't blame him. For 40 minutes I sat waiting for him whilst losing control of various bodily functions.
Getting worried I went out to look for him and found him lying in the nearby communual garden of a block of flats, "Are you the ambulance" were his only words. It took me over 30 minutes to get him back to the tube. Once I did the stomach cramps hit hard and I couldn't sit or stand and there is nothing sadder than a man "stanting" all the way home.
This morning I had to go to the loo. It was the most dehumanising experience of my life. On top of this my fingers are still stinging as is the old chap, in spite of me washing my hands more than ten times and having a 20 minute shower. I feel like i've been raped by Shaquille O'Neal whilst simultaneously being punched by M Bison and shaving with a can of Lynx and a lighter.
I believe tonight is the last night you can get them if you fancy being as immasculated as me? |  |
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| Fiery arse of doom on 06:43 - Jul 19 with 2816 views | distortR |
Blimme, i'm growing some of these in the poly tunnel at work! Not flowering yet, if I can get them to fruit I better put them in the chemical cupboard! |  | | |
| Fiery arse of doom on 07:08 - Jul 19 with 2811 views | qprmick |
| Fiery arse of doom on 12:21 - Jul 18 by FredManRave |
Did you ask them to wrap up the remaining 4 wings so you could take them home with you? |
......and maybe put them in your fuel tank. It sounds about right for the land speed record. There is a bloke near me who makes pies and they are so hot, to eat one you have to sign a disclaimer. | |
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| Fiery arse of doom on 10:58 - Jul 19 with 2705 views | Sudbury_Hill_R |
Tried just the skin of the ghost chilli last year. I couldn't even speak for thirty seconds. Sometime later I sat on the toilet and I swear my arse drank the water.
The Indian boys at work put 6 in their curry for lunch and ate it as though it was nothing. Couldn't stop laughing at me. |  | | |
| Fiery arse of doom on 18:34 - Mar 24 with 2310 views | loftboy |
Sitting in the Boleyn at Upton park reading this, the natives giving me funny looks for laughing too loudly! I did read it first time around but had forgotten about it! |  |
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| Fiery arse of doom on 19:12 - Mar 24 with 2256 views | HendonHoop |
Sounds like torture. I find that a pint or 3 of Fullers ESB and a quiet read of the Evening Standard does it for me when I go down the pub. | | | |
| Fiery arse of doom on 21:58 - Mar 24 with 2148 views | BlueandWhiteRiot |
"Are you the ambulance"  | | | |
| Fiery arse of doom on 02:28 - Mar 25 with 2068 views | timcocking |
Jesus, have we really got two simultaneous threads going on people sh!tting themselves?
Wasn't somebody saying the other day this was an intellectual forum?
Ps And whatever anybody says, it's a helluva lot more spicy in Thailand. Exponentially so. |  | | |
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| Fiery arse of doom on 17:54 - Mar 25 with 1929 views | extratimeR |
Bloody Hell! Funniest thing I've read on here in years, puts a completely different take on the Goldhawk Road. | | | |
| Fiery arse of doom on 11:32 - Mar 26 with 1763 views | pomanjou |
| Fiery arse of doom on 17:54 - Mar 25 by extratimeR |
Bloody Hell! Funniest thing I've read on here in years, puts a completely different take on the Goldhawk Road. |
The daddy of them all is The Picolax Thread...............Google the picolax thread returns. |  |
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