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Reply | Paris 2024
at 19:44 8 Sep 2024
The summer Games saw an estimated £1.9 million handed out by World Athletics, with World Para Athletics set to hand out absolutely nothing in prize money to the athletes!! |
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Reply | Paris 2024
at 18:49 8 Sep 2024
Paralympics GB- medals, so far ...
Gold 49. Silver. 44. Bronze. 31 |
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Reply | It’s only a laugh !
at 14:52 8 Sep 2024
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent £5000 and felt really good about the results.
On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, She said to the sales assistant, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am ?"
"About 35," he replied.
"I'm actually 47" the woman said, feeling really happy.
After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the server the same question.
He replied, "Oh, you look about 29."
"I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good.
While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question.
He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age."
There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt.
After feeling around for 10 mins, the old man said, "OK, You are 47."
Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How the hell did you do that?"
The old man replied, "I was behind you in the queue at McDonald's" ...!! |
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Thread | Autism Is ...
at 13:55 8 Sep 2024
This is such a lovely poem to explain Autism.
Autism is:
Unable to speak, or maybe speaking too much
Hugging everyone, or disliking touch
Escaping outside,
Or trying to hide
Excitedly flapping
Inappropriate clapping
Autism varies so much
Won't wear a coat, or wears one all year round
Fussy eater, or would eat dirt from the ground
Screaming or humming
Annoyingly drumming
Toys in a line
The same way every time
Autism varies so much
Struggling to learn, or has wonderful gifts
Obsessions of numbers, trains, films or lifts
Spinning around
Throws things on the ground
Constantly spitting
Aggressively hitting
Autism varies so much
Alone without friends, or controls every game
Always looks different, always dresses the same
Swinging on doors
Head banging on floors
Freaks at the dryer
Keeps climbing higher
Autism varies so much.
Can't answer questions, won't do as they're told
In their own world or bossy and bold
Over prepared
Anxious and scared
A spectrum so wide
But they all bring us pride
When autism touches our lives ...!! |
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Reply | Ron Yeats
at 11:29 8 Sep 2024
3-0 ...
Tosh scored their first goal, plus 3 future Swans in their lineup.
Ian St John came on as sub and scored - his final goal and game for Liverpool. |
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Reply | One for Tummer...
at 10:35 8 Sep 2024
Ask the Republicans - Why they vote for a "man" with orange skin?? 😇 |
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Reply | Ron Yeats
at 10:29 8 Sep 2024
I saw him play against us 3 times at Anfield - 1964, 1968, 1971. |
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Reply | Paris 2024
at 18:50 7 Sep 2024
Paralympics GB- medals, so far ...
Gold 46. Silver. 39. Bronze. 30 |
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Reply | Ron Yeats
at 15:13 7 Sep 2024
He was also 6'2" wide. 😂
Shankley said, it was because of Yeats - Liverpool changed their white shorts to red.
He asked him to put on the red shorts - and told him, "All red, made him look 7ft tall" 😂 - and that's when the colour change happened. |
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Reply | Ron Yeats
at 13:34 7 Sep 2024
RIP - "The Colossus" ...
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Reply | Ricky Jones
at 13:30 7 Sep 2024
"Jones, who was remanded in custody after his last court appearance, appeared on a videolink from HMP Wormwood Scrubs to Snaresbrook Crown Court. He pleaded not guilty."
"District judge Oscar Del Fabbro ordered the defendant to produce a defence statement by October 25, and set a provisional trial date of January 20 next year at the same court." |
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Reply | One for Tummer...
at 10:08 7 Sep 2024
A big kick in the balls for Trump - Life long Republican Dick Cheyney says he's voting for Harris!! |
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Reply | Paris 2024
at 18:42 6 Sep 2024
Paralympics GB- medals, so far ...
Gold 42. Silver. 33. Bronze. 24 [Post edited 6 Sep 20:03]
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Reply | Paris 2024
at 18:38 6 Sep 2024
Unbelievable - Make that 19 gold medals! |
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