| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 843161 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:27 - Dec 19 with 3776 views | hantssi |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:23 - Dec 19 by Esox_Lucius |
A little boy sent off his letter to Santa. "Dear Santa, would you please send me a little sister?"
Santa wrote back. "Would you please send me your mother". |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:47 - Dec 19 with 3721 views | horshamHoop |
Just bought a 12 year old whisky for Christmas...
His Mum will be furious.... | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:52 - Dec 21 with 3448 views | CamberleyR |
I asked a German friend if he knew what the square root of 81 was.
He said no. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:09 - Dec 31 with 3034 views | Esox_Lucius |
I had to fix my hydraulic car lifting device today. I will be authoring a small booklet to help others who may need some help should they need it.
It's title is Jack: The Repair. |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:02 - Jan 1 with 2823 views | Lblock |
Have made my New Years resolution
I’m going to chuck it all in and work with dolphins
You gotta have a porpoise in life |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:24 - Jan 1 with 2713 views | GaryT |
I've decided that from Jan 1st I'm only watching TV in 4K.
That's my new years resolution. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:03 - Jan 4 with 2483 views | johann28 |
Karl Marx of course is a household name.
Such a pity that no-one knows his sister Onya, who invented the starting gun. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 13:52 - Jan 13 with 2154 views | hantssi |
I’ve just seen that Elton Johns pet rabbit has apparently run the 100m in sub 10 secs!
It’s a Little Fit Bunny! | | | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 09:22 - Jan 17 with 1819 views | Toast_R |
I was going to make a joke about Sodium but then I thought, Na, no one will get it. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:37 - Jan 20 with 1570 views | Boston |
I've been a house builder for decades but recently I've developed an apartment complex. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:45 - Jan 26 with 1204 views | hantssi |
What do you do with a criminal rainbow?
Put them in prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:43 - Jan 29 with 962 views | Boston |
Do you know where you'd be without builders like me?
Outside. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:40 - Feb 2 with 659 views | qprphil |
My wife said to me have you noticed the new couple that moved in opposite.?
He gives her a big kiss every morning when he leaves for work.
How come you never do that.?
For one thing I don't go to work, and for another thing, I don't know the woman. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:46 - Feb 2 with 571 views | Boston |
Woman gets a phone call from her carpenter husband.
He informs her he's just cut off a finger.
"Oh dear god! The whole finger?" she asks.
"Nah, the one next to it." [Post edited 2 Feb 16:47]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:20 - Feb 4 with 263 views | Esox_Lucius |
I jumped into a taxi in Colorado being driven by a Grizzly bear. My big mistake was shouting "Mall please" to it. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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