Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 761606 views | Boston | What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive? A Volts Wagon. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 19:08 - Nov 16 with 6056 views | Rebalhoop | Went into Macdonalds today,asked for a small shake… Bloke next to me called me weirdo and told me to get out of the toilets… | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 19:10 - Nov 16 with 6056 views | Boston | Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 19:18 - Nov 16 with 6041 views | Rebalhoop |
Corny Joke Warning on 19:10 - Nov 16 by Boston | Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it. |
Do you call him Rothmans… So you can take him for a drag round the park….? | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 19:37 - Nov 16 with 6023 views | hubble | Imagine if Una Stubbs had married Idi Amin. Una Amin? | ![](/images/avatars/17111.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 00:50 - Nov 17 with 5855 views | Boston | I hear Sadiq Khan is going to take action against the number of satellites orbiting the Earth. He's installing parking meteors. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 06:48 - Nov 17 with 5795 views | SK_hoops |
Corny Joke Warning on 00:50 - Nov 17 by Boston | I hear Sadiq Khan is going to take action against the number of satellites orbiting the Earth. He's installing parking meteors. |
I heard they are going to replace him with a female horse. At least you'd still be able to call it the mare of London. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 00:13 - Nov 18 with 5623 views | Boston |
Corny Joke Warning on 06:48 - Nov 17 by SK_hoops | I heard they are going to replace him with a female horse. At least you'd still be able to call it the mare of London. |
This will occur at night, right? | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 07:22 - Nov 18 with 5577 views | PlanetHonneywood | How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning? Poke her face. | ![](/images/avatars/16575.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 08:37 - Nov 18 with 5538 views | Rebalhoop | If I take my Mrs shopping at Poundland,B@M and Home Bargains, She lets me munch on her nipples ….. It’s tit for tat | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 15:16 - Nov 18 with 5465 views | Mick_S |
Corny Joke Warning on 19:37 - Nov 16 by hubble | Imagine if Una Stubbs had married Idi Amin. Una Amin? |
In other news: Beyoncé has married Roy Castle’s son Beyoncé Castle. Arf. | ![](/images/avatars/1815.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 15:58 - Nov 18 with 5446 views | hubble | That's reminded me Mick, did you know Brian Eno has a brother he's never met, by the name of Howard? | ![](/images/avatars/17111.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 16:58 - Nov 18 with 5397 views | Mick_S |
Corny Joke Warning on 15:58 - Nov 18 by hubble | That's reminded me Mick, did you know Brian Eno has a brother he's never met, by the name of Howard? |
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Corny Joke Warning on 22:50 - Nov 18 with 5288 views | Lblock | I stole some Moroccan geezers hat in the restaurant I was in earlier He went mental, saying he was going to smash the gaff up unless it was returned I wasn’t going to but…….. in the end I had to Fez up | ![](/images/avatars/4057.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 19:45 - Nov 20 with 5076 views | Sonofpugwash | A priest,a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar.The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll ya have?" The rabbit says "I dunno,I'm only here because of autocorrect". | ![](/images/avatars/28347.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 21:36 - Nov 20 with 5011 views | Lblock |
Corny Joke Warning on 09:34 - Aug 30 by Lblock | A priest, a monk and a rabbit walk into a bar The barman says to the rabbit "what you having" The rabbit says "No idea mate - I'm only here because of auto-correct" |
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Corny Joke Warning on 22:20 - Nov 20 with 4975 views | Boston | Why do you get when an elephant skydives? A big hole. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 22:42 - Nov 20 with 4964 views | Boston | Two atheists go on a date, it all goes rather well, so they return to her house and start undressing. Her: I know I should have told you this before but, I was a Christian until recently. Him: No problem, giving up being a Christian is perfectly ok with me. Her: Thanks, I knew you'd understand, I feel much better now as a Christina. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 20:28 - Nov 21 with 4780 views | Esox_Lucius | I decided to gift my family e-readers for Xmas. You should have seen the smile on the face of the shop assistant when I asked for 4 Kindles. | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 10:43 - Nov 22 with 4644 views | johann28 | Very pleased with myself - just finished a jigsaw; only took me 6 months. On the box it said 3-5 years. | ![](/images/avatars/3914.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 21:16 - Nov 22 with 4524 views | Esox_Lucius | My sister scoffed at me when I told her I was going to build a fully operational car out of spaghetti but you should have seen her face when I drove past 'er. | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 17:47 - Nov 24 with 4289 views | Esox_Lucius | I was walking past the YMCA in town and noticed a teenager sat on the steps stroking a handful of duck feathers. I said "Young man, there's no need to feel down" | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 10:17 - Dec 2 with 4085 views | Esox_Lucius | I had to chastise Dolly Parton for her maths skills today, Dolly, 9,2,5, is no way to make 11. | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 22:39 - Dec 3 with 3938 views | acricketer | I went the airport yesterday and disguised myself as luggage. I got carried away! | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 16:41 - Dec 5 with 3791 views | Esox_Lucius | I noticed a broken down car at the side of the road, steam coming out from under the bonnet, a large pool of oil under the front of the car etc. The owner waved me down and asked me if I could help and did I know anything about cars. I told him sorry, but no, I'm a chiropodist he then asked if I could give him a toe. | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 21:03 - Dec 5 with 3732 views | Sonofpugwash | Went for a run this morning but had to turn back after two minutes because I had forgotten something. Forgot I was a fat old git who can't run. | ![](/images/avatars/28347.gif) |
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