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The thread with no relevance 15:41 - Nov 9 with 36604 viewsDorse

I have only been on the back of a motorcycle once. My friend did a wheelie. I didn't like it.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The thread with no relevance on 12:27 - Nov 14 with 3147 viewsMick_S

The thread with no relevance on 12:20 - Nov 14 by oldmeadoniansR

Hello Clive.

Due to send my oldest to Hampton Hill Juniors next year. What was it like all those years ago? Any staff still there?


I do the embroidery for Hampton Hill Nursery. Bit random.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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The thread with no relevance on 13:12 - Nov 14 with 3126 viewsade_qpr

Adam and Eve. They the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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The thread with no relevance on 13:25 - Nov 14 with 3110 viewsPlanetHonneywood

When they say that police are identifying the badly charred bodies from their dental records, how do they know which dentist to go to for the records?

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The thread with no relevance on 14:55 - Nov 14 with 3083 viewsoldmeadoniansR

The thread with no relevance on 12:27 - Nov 14 by Mick_S

I do the embroidery for Hampton Hill Nursery. Bit random.


My youngest attends hampton hill nursery.
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The thread with no relevance on 15:18 - Nov 14 with 3072 viewsDorse

If you joined Northampton with Southampton, we could just have one big Hampton.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The thread with no relevance on 22:12 - Nov 14 with 3044 viewsade_qpr

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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The thread with no relevance on 22:35 - Nov 14 with 3029 viewsade_qpr

Whoever said nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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The thread with no relevance on 02:59 - Nov 15 with 3008 viewsFredManRave

The thread with no relevance on 15:18 - Nov 14 by Dorse

If you joined Northampton with Southampton, we could just have one big Hampton.


You'd end up with a north south divide though, Shirley?!

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The thread with no relevance on 05:54 - Nov 15 with 2996 viewsade_qpr

When buying a grenade with your credit card be careful if they ask for your pin

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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The thread with no relevance on 17:35 - Nov 15 with 2947 viewsDorse

I don't have abs. I have an ab.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The thread with no relevance on 19:18 - Nov 15 with 2933 viewsCiderwithRsie

The thread with no relevance on 15:18 - Nov 14 by Dorse

If you joined Northampton with Southampton, we could just have one big Hampton.


That would get on my wick
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The thread with no relevance on 06:04 - Nov 16 with 2902 viewsade_qpr

People call me sceptical. But I'm not sure I believe that.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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The thread with no relevance on 09:24 - Nov 16 with 2862 viewsTheBlob

The thread with no relevance on 13:12 - Nov 14 by ade_qpr

Adam and Eve. They the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions.


Trouble was not so much the apple on the tree as the pear on the ground.

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The thread with no relevance on 09:58 - Nov 16 with 2846 viewsade_qpr

I wonder if the inventor of sliced bread realised the significance of the benchmark he was setting for mankind?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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The thread with no relevance on 14:39 - Nov 16 with 2808 viewsNorthernr

The thread with no relevance on 12:20 - Nov 14 by oldmeadoniansR

Hello Clive.

Due to send my oldest to Hampton Hill Juniors next year. What was it like all those years ago? Any staff still there?


Well I've just had a look on the website and the uniform is still the same as is the headteacher - who used to be big and scary when I was 10 but may now appear more normal sized.

Having now found him on Facebook, I can report that he's actually recently retired to a consultancy role. And is not any more normal sized than I remember when I was little.

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The thread with no relevance on 15:51 - Nov 16 with 2775 viewsDannyPaddox

The thread with no relevance on 15:18 - Nov 14 by Dorse

If you joined Northampton with Southampton, we could just have one big Hampton.


According to a Mr P. Townsend, formerly of London W3: "The north side of my Hampton faced east and the east was facing south ... hampton".
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The thread with no relevance on 16:07 - Nov 16 with 2760 viewsWilloW4

The thread with no relevance on 15:51 - Nov 16 by DannyPaddox

According to a Mr P. Townsend, formerly of London W3: "The north side of my Hampton faced east and the east was facing south ... hampton".


Who?...
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The thread with no relevance on 19:26 - Nov 16 with 2728 viewsDannyPaddox

The thread with no relevance on 16:07 - Nov 16 by WilloW4

Who?...


Why is it when you look at your reflection on the back of a teaspoon it's always Pete Townsend that seems to be staring back at you?
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The thread with no relevance on 04:11 - Nov 17 with 2691 viewsFredManRave


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The thread with no relevance on 04:20 - Nov 17 with 2687 viewsade_qpr

Went duck shooting this morning. The kids throwing bread in the pond were scared stiff.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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The thread with no relevance on 22:40 - Mar 4 with 2271 viewsDorse

Violence has never solved anything. Except boxing matches. And the odd war.

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The thread with no relevance on 22:56 - Mar 4 with 2262 viewsFredManRave

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The thread with no relevance on 00:16 - Mar 5 with 2240 viewshoopsa

I thought so.
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The thread with no relevance on 03:22 - Mar 5 with 2215 viewstimcocking

Don't love it on the back. Better to be driving.

People who do wheelies on motorbikes with people on the back are usually a certain sort, typically with a double digit IQ and usually about 13-16 in age. Always watch out for young Thai boys and girls driving bikes. No age limits here, you'll see a 12 year old flying down the road. Regularly crash and die. I've seen hundreds of bike accidents here, hundreds. Numerous fatalities. Often see more than one crash in a day.

Also a nice touch in Thailand, if a drunken underage Thai boy speeding the wrong way down the road hits a foreigner, it'll usually be considered the foreigners fault. They shouldn't be in Thailand, so they'll be blamed and have to pay for the boy and his family. If you're waiting at a red traffic light and you're hit from behind, it's your fault if you aren't Thai (i've been hit from behind whilst waiting at a red light twice, luckily not very hard though). A few of my mates/acquaintances have been killed or nearly killed.

They have a very simple and honest sytem over here. Thais come first, it's Thailand, foreigners do what they're told or they can fcuk off back home. Perhaps we could learn a lot from it.
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The thread with no relevance on 10:38 - Mar 5 with 9896 viewsRs_Holy

My wife makes a lovely Quiche
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