| The thread with no relevance 15:41 - Nov 9 with 36587 views | Dorse |
I have only been on the back of a motorcycle once. My friend did a wheelie. I didn't like it. |  |
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| The thread with no relevance on 19:54 - Nov 10 with 2706 views | PlanetHonneywood |
I've been going to QPR since 1973 and its only just dawned on me, I don't know what the letters Q, P and R is short for.
I am assume it is short for something, but does anyone actually know the answer? |  |
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| The thread with no relevance on 19:54 - Nov 10 with 2706 views | connell10 |
| The thread with no relevance on 17:03 - Nov 10 by BazzaInTheLoft |
You do. |
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| The thread with no relevance on 19:56 - Nov 10 with 2702 views | FredManRave |
| The thread with no relevance on 19:54 - Nov 10 by PlanetHonneywood |
I've been going to QPR since 1973 and its only just dawned on me, I don't know what the letters Q, P and R is short for.
I am assume it is short for something, but does anyone actually know the answer? |
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| The thread with no relevance on 19:59 - Nov 10 with 2700 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| The thread with no relevance on 19:56 - Nov 10 by FredManRave |
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| The thread with no relevance on 22:09 - Nov 10 with 2665 views | johncharles |
Queens Park Ruffians. Hooligans, the lot of 'em. Drive them out, the lot of them. See how much nicer Notting Hill is without the lower orders ? Tristram's house went for twice what he paid for it. Bought a penthouse in Trellick Towers. Up and coming or what ????? |  |
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| The thread with no relevance on 22:44 - Nov 10 with 2642 views | Hadders |
I don`t usually remember jokes, even good ones, but "I was so lonely as a child, I had an imaginary nodding acquaintance" is a joke I heard on Radio 4 at least 25 years ago. I think it might have been Jeremy Hardy, but I `m not sure. |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 22:58 - Nov 10 with 2630 views | johncharles |
I listen to radio 3 occasionally
When I'm feeling lonely
And sad
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| The thread with no relevance on 23:13 - Nov 10 with 2615 views | TheBlob |
My brother Phil was the MD of a publishing house and turned down the Harry Potter books.
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| The thread with no relevance on 23:23 - Nov 10 with 2598 views | queensparker |
A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 06:16 - Nov 11 with 2551 views | FDC |
A gang of murderers is called a crow |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 06:17 - Nov 11 with 2549 views | FDC |
| The thread with no relevance on 19:54 - Nov 10 by PlanetHonneywood |
I've been going to QPR since 1973 and its only just dawned on me, I don't know what the letters Q, P and R is short for.
I am assume it is short for something, but does anyone actually know the answer? |
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| The thread with no relevance on 07:13 - Nov 11 with 2537 views | Hitch |
I ride a motorbike every day. I live in New Zealand. When I was a boy we went to the movies to watch the latest James Bond movie. Before the movie started they played God Save The Queen. Dad told us to stand. They don't play it anymore. |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 09:34 - Nov 11 with 2482 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| The thread with no relevance on 23:13 - Nov 10 by TheBlob |
My brother Phil was the MD of a publishing house and turned down the Harry Potter books.
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During my second year at university, I worked as a security guard at the Stella Artois tournament. I was given the much sought after, players' entrance with strict orders as to who I could let in.
No one without the right credentials got in. One piggy-eyed youth proved a problem. 'Sorry sir, this is the players entrance!' I told the lout without the necessary proof of identity.
Having read about your brother, I now don't feel so bad that I effectively tried to stop Boris Becker from defending his title! Not a tennis fan, never recognised him!!
I spent the rest of the tournament out on the tradesman's entrance!! | |
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| The thread with no relevance on 11:26 - Nov 11 with 2441 views | Dorse |
Scrotumnal is to scrotum as autumnal is to Autumn. As in: 'This hipster pub is pretty scrotumnal. Let's go to the Dog and Handgun instead'. | |
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| The thread with no relevance on 11:39 - Nov 11 with 2430 views | 1BobbyHazell |
I once jumped off a moving train in India. My girlfriend didn't. It took us 6 days to find each other. [Post edited 11 Nov 2015 11:39]
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| The thread with no relevance on 11:47 - Nov 11 with 2421 views | Metallica_Hoop |
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| The thread with no relevance on 12:14 - Nov 11 with 2404 views | hopphoops |
No-one knows how the 99 Flake got its name. Or do they? |  |
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| The thread with no relevance on 13:09 - Nov 11 with 2378 views | R_from_afar |
| The thread with no relevance on 08:00 - Nov 10 by ElHoop |
I once hid in a wardrobe to scare the other blokes sharing the room when they came up, but they didn't come up soon enough. |
I did this too once and it *did* work! It scared my mate half to death.
Mind you, I did it as revenge for him nearly getting us thrown out of the hotel. The hotel security guy was a small but officious kn0bhead who had had a boring season watching an endless stream of docile pensioners check in at the hotel. Then we turned up. I am pretty well behaved even when drunk but my mate is apt to playfully wind people up.
When we rolled into the hotel drunk in the small hours, the security guy started bristling and warned us not to start any trouble. My mate, towering over him slightly unsteadily, said in a gently mocking way: "Why, what are you going to do about it, then?" and laughed. The bloke was ready to explode so I dragged my mate away. We headed to our room and my mate was very keen to get inside. Then it dawned on me: The security guy was the only person on reception and my mate was going to 'phone him. This wasn't going to end well. I dived across the room in an attempt to unplug the 'phone before he rang up but too late, he dialled reception and hailed the security man with the succinct but rather unconventional greeting "W@nker!".
The bloke was at our door in seconds barking words such as "Police", "Throw out" and so on. I spent the next 15 minutes pleading with him to let us stay. We got away with it - just.
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| The thread with no relevance on 13:11 - Nov 11 with 2375 views | PlanetHonneywood |
17% of 100 is 17.
At the time of his death, Einstein had been working on this tricky problem for three years and the nearest he go to the correct answer, was 15.4! | |
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| The thread with no relevance on 13:15 - Nov 11 with 2360 views | R_from_afar |
| The thread with no relevance on 19:54 - Nov 10 by PlanetHonneywood |
I've been going to QPR since 1973 and its only just dawned on me, I don't know what the letters Q, P and R is short for.
I am assume it is short for something, but does anyone actually know the answer? |
At one point, it stood for "Quick: 'phone Redknapp".
Oh, and while I am here, the ancient Greeks didn't have a word for the colour blue.
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| The thread with no relevance on 13:22 - Nov 11 with 3871 views | Metallica_Hoop |
Someone just came up from below and asked me to youtube a name.
I did, he played league football a few years a go scored some decent goals. He's now drilling the ceiling downstairs apparently. (not code) | |
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