| Any jokes? 09:04 - Feb 7 with 4334 views | builthjack |
I was travelling down the A470 this morning when I saw a lorry spill thousands of snooker balls all over the road.
They are expecting cues.
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| Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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| Any jokes? on 09:24 - Feb 7 with 3785 views | dna |
Saw an Elbow tribute band that were so good you couldn't tell them from the originals -
They were called Arse |  | | |
| Any jokes? on 09:29 - Feb 7 with 3771 views | oldcob |
A lorry carrying a load of preparation H overturned between Margam and Bridgend this morning. Police say the village of Pyle has disappeared. |  | | |
| Any jokes? on 09:34 - Feb 7 with 3763 views | oldcob |
A chemist's shop in Neath was broken into last night. Everything except combs and hair products and Durex condoms was stolen. Police are now looking for a bald-headed Catholic. | | | |
| Any jokes? on 10:08 - Feb 7 with 3723 views | onehunglow |
| Any jokes? on 09:34 - Feb 7 by oldcob |
A chemist's shop in Neath was broken into last night. Everything except combs and hair products and Durex condoms was stolen. Police are now looking for a bald-headed Catholic. |
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| Any jokes? on 11:01 - Feb 7 with 3710 views | AguycalledJack |
I went to the zoo the other day. It only had one dog in it…… it was a Shih Tzu | | | |
| Any jokes? on 12:23 - Feb 7 with 3670 views | CountyJim |
Went to buy a new fish yesterday the bloke behind the counter said "would you like an aquarium" I said "I don't care what star sign it is I just want a fish" |  | | |
| Any jokes? on 12:56 - Feb 7 with 3662 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
I went into a shop and said “will anybody sell me a kettle?” The shopkeeper said “kenwood?” I said “where is he then?” |  |
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| Any jokes? on 13:01 - Feb 7 with 3657 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
There’s a new zoo opened nearby. I went the other day but the only animal they have is a dog. It’s a shitzu. | |
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| Any jokes? on 13:48 - Feb 7 with 3632 views | theloneranger |
. A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a woman waving at him.
She says ... "Hello" ... and he's taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me" ??
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids"
He says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table while your friend whipped my arse with wet celery" ??
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher"!! |  |
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| Any jokes? on 18:15 - Feb 7 with 3578 views | Flashberryjack |
Irish man knocks on the door of a brothel.
The madam opens the door, and he asks her "what can I get for 50p "
A rather miffed madam snarls at him and says "go away and have a w*nk"
10 minutes later the Irishman knocks on the door again, and asks "where do I pay" |  |
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| Any jokes? on 18:23 - Feb 7 with 3573 views | union_jack |
Bono and The Edge go into a Dublin bar and the barman says “oh not U2 again”. [Post edited 7 Feb 2023 18:43]
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| Any jokes? on 18:25 - Feb 7 with 3566 views | union_jack |
I’ve started telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness. | |
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| Any jokes? on 18:26 - Feb 7 with 3560 views | union_jack |
Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
Yes, we arson | |
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| Any jokes? on 19:01 - Feb 7 with 3513 views | builthjack |
My neighbour stole a calendar.
He got 12 months. | |
| Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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| Any jokes? on 20:06 - Feb 7 with 3467 views | KeithHaynes |
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| Any jokes? on 20:45 - Feb 7 with 3428 views | max936 |
| Any jokes? on 13:48 - Feb 7 by theloneranger |
. A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a woman waving at him.
She says ... "Hello" ... and he's taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me" ??
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids"
He says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table while your friend whipped my arse with wet celery" ??
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher"!! |
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| Any jokes? on 21:03 - Feb 7 with 3421 views | theloneranger |
Last night I decided to go for a meal at an Eskimo restaurant.
I sat down and asked the waiter for a menu.
The waiter said , "I'm very sorry but we don't have a lot of options.
So I'll just call them out to you"
"We have whale meat steaks, we have whale meat curry, we have whale meat stir fry, and of course we have the Vera Lynn.
I asked, "What's the Vera Lynn??"
He replied, "Whale Meat Again" ...!! | |
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| Any jokes? on 09:02 - Feb 8 with 3348 views | dna |
Went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage - the zoo keeper said it was "bread in captivity" | | | |
| Any jokes? on 12:00 - Feb 8 with 3323 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
I got into a fight one time with a really big bloke and he said I’m going to mop the floor with your face. I said you’ll regret it. He said oh yeah why? I said well you won’t be able to get into the corners very well | |
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| Any jokes? on 12:10 - Feb 8 with 3319 views | theloneranger |
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Now she's 97 years old - We don't know where she is ...!! | |
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| Any jokes? on 12:19 - Feb 8 with 3318 views | STID2017 |
Just had an email telling me how to read maps backwards.
It was spam ... |  |
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| Any jokes? on 00:42 - Feb 24 with 3135 views | theloneranger |
A Primary Teacher in Cardiff explains to her class that she is a Cardiff City fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Cardiff fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Cardiff fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Cardiff fan, then who are you a fan of ?'
'I am a Swansea City fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why are you a Swansea City fan?'
'Because my mum is a Swansea City fan, and my dad is a Swansea City fan, so I'm a Swansea City fan too !'
'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Swansea City fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Cardiff City fan.' | |
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| Any jokes? on 06:43 - Feb 24 with 3110 views | jackal |
Man walks into a pub and shouts out "All Cardiff fans are ars*oles".
A big guy in the corner stands up and growls "I resent that"
"Oh, you're a Cardiff fan" said the the first man.
"No. I'm an ars*ole". |  | | |
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