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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames 20:16 - Nov 23 with 12117 viewspafcprogs

Plymouth fan on a mission to discover the funniest/wittiest player/manager nicknames so be grateful if you have any good Swans ones


Also interested in the commonality of some nicknames...every club seems to have a beast/animal/psycho/trigger etc etc

Thanks in anticipation!
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 20:20 - Nov 23 with 7718 viewsDarran

One of your old boys Rory Rory Never Scorey.

The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 20:22 - Nov 23 with 7716 viewsjack247

Marc ‘Freezer’ Goodfellow
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 20:31 - Nov 23 with 7700 viewsdickythorpe

"Fûckwits" a endearing collective term for our current side barring Fabianski
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 21:14 - Nov 23 with 7656 viewsWarwickHunt

Tatey.
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 21:26 - Nov 23 with 7635 viewsItchySphincter

Sky

Big Willy

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 21:28 - Nov 23 with 7626 viewsSwanjaxs

Leroy "your fecking useless " Fer

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 21:40 - Nov 23 with 7596 viewsWarwickHunt

Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 21:28 - Nov 23 by Swanjaxs

Leroy "your fecking useless " Fer


Mark "The" Gower.
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 21:47 - Nov 23 with 7576 viewsskettyparkherbert

Dai "drop' Davies

Alan "lays on more balls than Fiona Fullerton" Waddle
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 21:51 - Nov 23 with 7563 viewsskettyparkherbert

Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 21:28 - Nov 23 by Swanjaxs

Leroy "your fecking useless " Fer


Luciano "i am afraid of my own shadow" Narsingh
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 21:53 - Nov 23 with 7553 viewsskettyparkherbert

Borja "couldn't hit a cow round the arse with a banjo" Baston
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 21:55 - Nov 23 with 7546 viewscatfunt

Fiona Richmond
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 21:58 - Nov 23 with 7531 viewsskettyparkherbert

Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 21:55 - Nov 23 by catfunt

Fiona Richmond


I'm glad you remembered, quality ah?
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 22:07 - Nov 23 with 7505 viewsmonmouth

Kevin 'Steaky' Moore

'F*****g Hell Mickey' Evans

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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 22:17 - Nov 23 with 7482 viewsskettyparkherbert

Tommy " I got there as quick as i fuking could ref " Smith

Hola Ozzy hope you are well? xx
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 22:24 - Nov 23 with 7459 viewsMoscowJack

Richard Applebey was a good one.

Bananawasp!

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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 22:25 - Nov 23 with 7454 viewsCooperman

FFS Taylor

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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 22:26 - Nov 23 with 7453 viewsCooperman

Fifty Pence Head

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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 23:47 - Nov 23 with 7377 viewsTNT

Oops-a-daisy

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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 00:08 - Nov 24 with 7354 viewsKilkennyjack

Paul ‘judith’ chalmers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Kwame ‘pat’ ampadu 🍀

Beware of the Risen People

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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 12:45 - Nov 28 with 7099 viewspafcprogs

Thanks for these...I enjoyed the Rory Fallon one :)

Can someone explain banana wasp for me?

And who was 50 pence head? seems to be a familiar one amongst other clubs too.

Cheers

Peter
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 12:53 - Nov 28 with 7085 viewsWarwickHunt

Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 12:45 - Nov 28 by pafcprogs

Thanks for these...I enjoyed the Rory Fallon one :)

Can someone explain banana wasp for me?

And who was 50 pence head? seems to be a familiar one amongst other clubs too.

Cheers

Peter


50 pence head was Ashley "Five Bellies" Williams.

Appleby (apple bee - banana wasp). You had to be there...

Sadly, Nosferatu for Shelvey never really took off.
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 12:59 - Nov 28 with 7070 viewswhiterock

S&G = Dean Saunders

He'd always hit the S&G Tyre sign above the goals, hence he became known as S&G
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 13:03 - Nov 28 with 7062 viewsjack2jack

Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 21:47 - Nov 23 by skettyparkherbert

Dai "drop' Davies

Alan "lays on more balls than Fiona Fullerton" Waddle


Dai ''drop'' Davies AKA Dai Teflon (Non stick hands see)!
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 13:03 - Nov 28 with 7062 viewsCheddarjack

Dai’Dracula’Davies,scared of crosses.
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Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 13:33 - Nov 28 with 7034 viewsairedale

Witty/Funny Player Nicknames on 13:03 - Nov 28 by Cheddarjack

Dai’Dracula’Davies,scared of crosses.


The only bloke I ever saw who could make the full stadium go quiet when the ball got near him, 'cos nobody knew what the f@ck was going to happen. Oh yeah, and the teeth.
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