| Women only train carriages? 11:36 - Aug 23 with 15559 views | Highjack |
As we know, all men are opportunistic sex attackers who are unable to set eyes on or be in close proximity to a female before becoming overcome with lust and jumping on her in a fit of rampant gropeage whilst making noises like Sid James in the carry on films. So the Labour Party have come up with a solution. Woman only carriages!
I think it's a fantastic idea as it will protect us men from being arrested for sexual assault. They have trialled this in other countries and it's been a raging success. If it works here plans are already in the pipeline to extend the scheme to child only carriages to protect them from paedophiles and OAP carriages to protect everyone else from the smell.
A statement from the architect of the plan said "This plan will cut sexual assaults on trains by 100%. The current strategy of identifying, arresting and prosecuting the scumbags who assault women clearly isn't working. Here at the Labour Party we feel that treating all men as rapists who can't control themselves and segregating them from all women forever is the most proportionate response to this issue" |  |
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| Women only train carriages? on 15:49 - Aug 25 with 1227 views | Flashberryjack |
| Women only train carriages? on 15:46 - Aug 25 by waynekerr55 |
You are mart6 and I claim my three shillings... |
No I'm not.....he's a much bigger creep than me. |  |
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| Women only train carriages? on 16:09 - Aug 25 with 1211 views | FieryJack |
| Women only train carriages? on 08:05 - Aug 25 by Mo_Wives |
Don't forget 'cat calls'.
The other day I was coming out of the bakers, when some old woman said "corr...nice buns, love". Did I cry about it? no...I just gave my arse a cheeky wiggle and walked home with a skip in my step because of the compliment. |
Liar.
& Fantasist.
It never happened.
You're a saggy-arsed K-head. |  | | |
| Women only train carriages? on 16:20 - Aug 25 with 1206 views | Loyal |
| Women only train carriages? on 16:09 - Aug 25 by FieryJack |
Liar.
& Fantasist.
It never happened.
You're a saggy-arsed K-head. |
Do you have any issues regards anger ? |  |
| Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows.
The official inventor of the tit w@nk. | | Poll: | Who should be Swansea number 1 |
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| Women only train carriages? on 16:21 - Aug 25 with 1206 views | Mo_Wives |
| Women only train carriages? on 16:09 - Aug 25 by FieryJack |
Liar.
& Fantasist.
It never happened.
You're a saggy-arsed K-head. |
Yes. Of course it never happened, you f*cking imbecile. T'was a joke...I came out of the BAKERS...she said nice BUNS.
What a tw@t you truly are 
Oh, and this came in the mail for you....
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| Women only train carriages? on 16:23 - Aug 25 with 1205 views | Mo_Wives |
| Women only train carriages? on 16:09 - Aug 25 by FieryJack |
Liar.
& Fantasist.
It never happened.
You're a saggy-arsed K-head. |
Can I also just add...
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| Women only train carriages? on 16:33 - Aug 25 with 1192 views | Mo_Wives |
| Women only train carriages? on 16:20 - Aug 25 by Loyal |
Do you have any issues regards anger ? |
Wouldn't you, if you were him?. All those billions of people in the world and you had to be that idiot. | |
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| Women only train carriages? on 16:37 - Aug 25 with 1181 views | FieryJack |
4 posts in reply?
To moi?
Rattled your fack*n cage or what, Wifey? | | | |
| Women only train carriages? on 17:53 - Aug 25 with 1094 views | dizietsma |
I was visiting the genetically modified chicken farm near me the other day, and someone called out "What a massive cock!"
I said, "That's nothing mate, you should read Planetswans recently".
I'd just bought two halves of a wrench the other day and someone said "Wow, what a complete tool!"
I said...well you get the drift.... |  | | |
| Women only train carriages? on 18:04 - Aug 25 with 1078 views | Mo_Wives |
| Women only train carriages? on 17:53 - Aug 25 by dizietsma |
I was visiting the genetically modified chicken farm near me the other day, and someone called out "What a massive cock!"
I said, "That's nothing mate, you should read Planetswans recently".
I'd just bought two halves of a wrench the other day and someone said "Wow, what a complete tool!"
I said...well you get the drift.... |
Would you please take a little time to explain those jokes to FieryJack. Or at least throw in a few of these
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