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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs 05:47 - Jun 26 with 19830 viewsFredManRave

It's close season, it's late and it's Friday so what better time to start posting your favourite, original, inventive yet inoffensive insults here;

A couple of oldies from my vault;
Bellend
Knob Jockey

A couple of newbies thanks to LFW;
Weapon
Melter

No offense meant.

I've got the Power.
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 05:55 - Jun 26 with 10147 viewsWatford_Ranger

Clunge
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 06:10 - Jun 26 with 10131 viewsHantsR

Muckle flugga. Neither an insult nor term of endearment to my knowledge but I was standing on a clifftop yesterday looking at it and felt it could be either. (Actually it was a stunning spectacle)
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 06:19 - Jun 26 with 10107 viewsPunteR

Again,thanks to lfw... Spam javalin.

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 06:55 - Jun 26 with 10078 views18StoneOfHoop

Some good stuff within the following link,you dipsomaniac cranially challenged plebian planks and proleterian poltroons. Like my writing it tends towards the verbose and prolax in style. Oscar Wilde rightly said 'brevity is the soul of wit' That's why I too am impressed by melter,spam javelin etcetera

http://tintin.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Captain_Haddock's_Curses

Then again why not be done with all this milky desire to be inoffensive,vanilla and timorously bourgeoise


Our legendary old gaffer Alec Stock with his west country burr although son of a clergyman was quite a swearer apparently back in the day and served as inspiration for Paul Whitehouse's Ron Manager. Nice piece on him just before he croaked from The Grauniad:
http://www.theguardian.com/football/1999/jul/25/newsstory.sport6

What I really like about going to see QPR is that I can get in a really nice long ranting swear,relatively untroubled in the right part of the ground..always feel better for venting..the poorer we are the more satisfaction to be had from the silver lining of the cursing.

[Post edited 27 Jun 2015 13:04]

'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.." Love,Peace and Fook Chelski! More like 20StoneOfHoop now. Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner. Pass the cake and pies please.

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 07:04 - Jun 26 with 10059 viewsFDC

Whopper
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 07:28 - Jun 26 with 10020 viewsbosh67

Twazzock.

Never knowingly right.
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 07:28 - Jun 26 with 10020 viewsDorse

Going old school - 'spazmo'.

However, the one that still makes me smirk childishly is 'penis breath'.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 07:37 - Jun 26 with 10002 viewsjohncharles

Snotgobbler

Strong and stable my arse.

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 07:45 - Jun 26 with 9987 viewsqueensparker

You don't hear "pillock" enough these days
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 08:35 - Jun 26 with 9921 viewsRickyDicky

Dicksplash

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 08:37 - Jun 26 with 9908 viewsToast_R

Dog Breath
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 08:37 - Jun 26 with 9915 viewsWokingR

Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 07:45 - Jun 26 by queensparker

You don't hear "pillock" enough these days


And berk must be due a comeback too
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 08:39 - Jun 26 with 9901 viewspaulparker

"oi you Helmet" , always makes me laugh,

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 08:46 - Jun 26 with 9885 viewsscot1963

Tuss - a fine west country swear word that I didn't realise wasn't widely known until I used it in a conversation with Blob and he'd never heard it before
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 08:50 - Jun 26 with 9877 viewsMrSheen

Der-brain
Dylan (sorry Dylan)
Spanner
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 08:55 - Jun 26 with 9865 viewsWokingR

Twunt
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 09:04 - Jun 26 with 9847 viewscollegeranger

fudgenudger
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 09:12 - Jun 26 with 9825 viewsDWQPR

Plank

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 09:24 - Jun 26 with 9782 viewsHitch

Pusface
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 09:26 - Jun 26 with 9777 viewsWokingR

In our house the best insult is to tell someone they are 'just like nana'

Because she is a right miserable old cow
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 09:41 - Jun 26 with 9751 viewsQPunkR

Shitcasket

Shit but local

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 09:48 - Jun 26 with 9726 viewsTheBlob

Barton.

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 09:50 - Jun 26 with 9713 viewsLblock

You goon

Sigh

Dim low

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 10:01 - Jun 26 with 9692 viewsjohncharles

Dumb as a monkey's bum

Strong and stable my arse.

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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 10:02 - Jun 26 with 9686 viewsaston_hoop

nincompoop

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