| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV 19:45 - Jul 7 with 16100 views | johncharles |
Some jigery pokery going on with her Wiki site as well.
Her CV has many claims which are, lets say, not factual. One fact that is omitted is her involvement as a director of Seaperfect which lost millions.
She promised to publish her tax returns as all the other candidates have already done, only if she got to the final two. I'm not holding my breath. |  |
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:18 - Jul 8 with 3668 views | macclesfieldman |
Agree 100%, she is my choice, really believes in the UKs future outside the EU after a detailed study of the pros and cons of the EU. |  |
| Wild horses couldn't drag me away... |
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:37 - Jul 8 with 3619 views | Mytch_QPR |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:01 - Jul 8 by Konk |
With moving to Bristol, I’ll soon be looking for a new job and Leadsom’s given me the confidence to really go for it when it comes to putting together a compelling CV.
Education: Maths and Computer club badges from Oxford, Cambridge, Sorbonne, Harvard, MIT & Huddersfield Poly.
Work experience:
1989-1991: Chief Rocket Officer at NASA
1991-1993: Invented the internet, Google, Youtube and Amazon (forest and website)
1993-1998: Head of Computers at Microsoft
1998-2010: Overlord at Apple.
2004-Present: Captain of industry, straddling the Global Finance Industry like a big-balled colossus, with boardroom positions on every FTSE, Dow Jones, Nikkei, NASDAQ, CAC40 and DAX listed company, personally overseeing USD780,000,000tn of investments. 4,000 direct reports. Work well as part of a team or on my own. Weakness: I am too much of a perfectionist and often work too hard.
If that doesn’t get me at least a telephone interview for an administrative role at a small engineering company in Yate, I don’t know what else I can do. [Post edited 8 Jul 2016 14:05]
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As an employer (if I was being picky) I would say that you are not much of a 'team player' - for example, you could have demonstrated faith in your own designs by volunteering as an astronaut at NASA and taking on a dual role (this would also have added a bit more travel to your overall experience - which always helps).
Also, you should put some hobbies on your CV (things like cookery, theatre, walking and I am a keen follower of Fulham FC) - otherwise (and don't take offence) a potential employer might think you're a bit uninteresting and a little introverted.
I think these days it's acceptable to exaggerate a little - for example that USD780,000,000tn is probably slightly on the high side, but I suppose that shows ambition (and a bullish confidence) on your part, which employers will like, going forward.
PS - as per other posters on this board, please ensure you take your Microsoft / Apple laptop (the one you designed personally) into the boozers of Brizzle and keep posting.
As soon as I get my novel published I'm escaping to North Wales. I haven't finished the first page yet but I have some ideas... [Post edited 8 Jul 2016 14:41]
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:38 - Jul 8 with 3617 views | paulparker |
Wow someone exaggerates their CV , Shock Horror , hang the b*tch
as far as I can make out she hasn't been involved in covers ups of child abuse, cash for passports, cash for honours , dodgy mortgages , sent us on a phony war, or sold our gold reserves for a packet of cola cubes and a copy of the dandy
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:40 - Jul 8 with 3602 views | stumbleandfall |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:38 - Jul 8 by paulparker |
Wow someone exaggerates their CV , Shock Horror , hang the b*tch
as far as I can make out she hasn't been involved in covers ups of child abuse, cash for passports, cash for honours , dodgy mortgages , sent us on a phony war, or sold our gold reserves for a packet of cola cubes and a copy of the dandy
nah who needs change , those days were better |
She definitely has dodgy mortgages. That's why she won't publish her tax returns. |  | | |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 15:12 - Jul 8 with 3534 views | Discodroids |
I've heard neither Theresa May nor Andrea Leadsom are vegans or suffer from Gluten Intolerance. So much for inclusive shortlists. They're practically savages. |  |
| ".... You are the... Duke of New York... You're A-Number One!".
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 16:20 - Jul 8 with 3466 views | Brightonhoop |
Given she gets the Nuclear codes a degree of integrity, sadly lacking, could be useful in the job. Heard she's doing buy one get one frees on bent MoT's this weekend behind the arches at Kings Cross. |  | | |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 18:35 - Jul 8 with 3375 views | Honkytonks |
The yanks had sarah pallin we get these two old munters! | | | |
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 08:05 - Jul 9 with 3286 views | Konk |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 18:35 - Jul 8 by Honkytonks |
The yanks had sarah pallin we get these two old munters! |
Nice!
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/08/andrea-leadsom-suggests-she-woul
Has anyone actually checked that she definitely has kids and doesn't just live near a school?
PP - I wouldn't be upset to discover a colleague had bumped a History A-level from D to C on their CV, but surely you want a degree of honesty and integrity with the person holding the highest office in the land? And if she's being held up as some major figure in the world of banking/fund management, and thus extremely well qualified to manage the economy (Arf!), isn't it hugely relevant if she essentially held on administrative positions? And how did she think she was going to avoid former colleagues spilling the beans? |  |
| Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts |
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 10:03 - Jul 9 with 3225 views | DannytheR |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 08:05 - Jul 9 by Konk |
Nice!
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/08/andrea-leadsom-suggests-she-woul
Has anyone actually checked that she definitely has kids and doesn't just live near a school?
PP - I wouldn't be upset to discover a colleague had bumped a History A-level from D to C on their CV, but surely you want a degree of honesty and integrity with the person holding the highest office in the land? And if she's being held up as some major figure in the world of banking/fund management, and thus extremely well qualified to manage the economy (Arf!), isn't it hugely relevant if she essentially held on administrative positions? And how did she think she was going to avoid former colleagues spilling the beans? |
We've reached the stage where if you could shave a chimp, train it to speak with an English accent and talk optimistically about how brilliant life will be after Brexit, you'd have our next Prime Minister. |  | | |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 10:42 - Jul 9 with 3203 views | sexton |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 10:03 - Jul 9 by DannytheR |
We've reached the stage where if you could shave a chimp, train it to speak with an English accent and talk optimistically about how brilliant life will be after Brexit, you'd have our next Prime Minister. |
Definitely preferable to the loathsome Leadsom. |  | | |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:31 - Jul 9 with 3110 views | Dorse |
They've both done well to get through the first stage but this is where the competition hots up. They've still got to face the swimsuit round, the word-search, the talent show, sleeping rough with Greg Wallace and the monkey knife-fight. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:34 - Jul 9 with 3100 views | johncharles |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:31 - Jul 9 by Dorse |
They've both done well to get through the first stage but this is where the competition hots up. They've still got to face the swimsuit round, the word-search, the talent show, sleeping rough with Greg Wallace and the monkey knife-fight. |
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:41 - Jul 9 with 3087 views | jonno |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 10:03 - Jul 9 by DannytheR |
We've reached the stage where if you could shave a chimp, train it to speak with an English accent and talk optimistically about how brilliant life will be after Brexit, you'd have our next Prime Minister. |
Wasn't that Michael Gove? |  | | |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 09:05 - Jul 10 with 2949 views | GloryHunter |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 13:36 - Jul 8 by derbyhoop |
Leadsom wants to apply certification, like used for categorising films, to every website. How many? She has some disturbing right wing views on social policy, including being against gay marriage. Even her own Minister, Amber Rudd, doesn't think she's up to the job.
May is like Thatcher - but without the humanity. She's had a few run ins with European courts - usually when she's tried to railroad an illegal decision.
What a great choice. |
Thatcher had humanity? |  | | |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 09:24 - Jul 10 with 2684 views | Dorse |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 09:05 - Jul 10 by GloryHunter |
Thatcher had humanity? |
She kept it in a cage out the back. Am I right, brothers?
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| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 11:37 - Jul 11 with 2517 views | GloryHunter |
Remember Pierre-Yves Gerbeau? He was put in charge of the Millenium Dome on the basis of his CV, in which he claimed to have been running EuroDisney. Turned out he had only been in charge of the car parks or something. | | | |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 12:14 - Jul 11 with 2464 views | johncharles |
Under pressure to publish her tax returns which she can't do because she's been lying. Only one thing she can do and that is to pull out. | |
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 12:17 - Jul 11 with 2440 views | Brightonhoop |
Taxi for the pig fker. [Post edited 11 Jul 2016 12:18]
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 13:28 - Jul 11 with 2336 views | jonno |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 12:14 - Jul 11 by johncharles |
Under pressure to publish her tax returns which she can't do because she's been lying. Only one thing she can do and that is to pull out. |
They were published yesterday. | | | |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 13:35 - Jul 11 with 2320 views | TacticalR |
Is she now available for the England job? If so she should definitely throw her hat into the ring. |  |
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:29 - Jul 11 with 2246 views | daveB |
So we get a prime minister than no member of the public voted for, wonderful |  | | |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:47 - Jul 11 with 2218 views | kensalriser |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:29 - Jul 11 by daveB |
So we get a prime minister than no member of the public voted for, wonderful |
Probably marginally preferable to having the Tory party membership decide. |  |
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| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 15:01 - Jul 11 with 2198 views | CamberleyR |
| Andrea Leadsom's dodgy CV on 14:29 - Jul 11 by daveB |
So we get a prime minister than no member of the public voted for, wonderful |
Not as if it hasn't happened before (13 times since the start of the 20th century). In Britain's parliamentary system we don't directly elect Prime Ministers but choose to elect individual MPs from particular parties. It is the parties that decide their leader. |  |
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