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The QPR Cheese Board 14:18 - Nov 25 with 1688 viewsGaryHaddock

NICOLAS MADSEN (Danish Blue)
Scandinavian, soft, and crumbles easily


STEVE COOK (Parmesen)
Hard, popular, and probably smells like feet


CHRISTIAN NOURRY (Cream Cheese)
Slippery and inconsistent.


SANDRO (Pecorino)
Exotic and well aged.


NEIL WARNOCK (Stilton)
Northern, loved by some but reviled by others, unappealing exterior


ŽAN CELAR (Ritz Cheesy Crackers)
Goes to pieces in the box



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The QPR Cheese Board on 14:19 - Nov 25 with 1678 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

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The QPR Cheese Board on 14:34 - Nov 25 with 1610 viewsFDC

LUCAS ANDERSEN (Limburger)

Visually appealing but flatters to deceive

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The QPR Cheese Board on 14:44 - Nov 25 with 1551 viewsMrSheen

LYNDON DYKES (Edam)
Very popular, a best-seller, looks like the real thing but actually made of wax.
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The QPR Cheese Board on 14:47 - Nov 25 with 1526 viewsBoston

The Camembert Cup. Awarded to the Rangers player that stinks the most. It's being keenly fought for this season.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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The QPR Cheese Board on 14:49 - Nov 25 with 1522 viewsLoyalitat

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The QPR Cheese Board on 14:49 - Nov 25 with 1519 viewsdmm

PAUL NARDI (Brie)
A popular French cheese. Doesn't command a box.

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The QPR Cheese Board on 14:56 - Nov 25 with 1470 viewsFDC

HEVVERTON SANTOS (Cheddar)

Frequently had on toast

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The QPR Cheese Board on 15:21 - Nov 25 with 1365 viewsloftboy

Joey Barton ………. Smeg cheese!

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Poll: Are you watching the World Cup

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The QPR Cheese Board on 15:24 - Nov 25 with 1348 viewsflynnbo

Sack the (Cheese) Board!
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The QPR Cheese Board on 18:10 - Nov 25 with 1208 viewsE17hoop

KIERAN MORGAN (Mozzarella)
Soft, fresh, and unripened but seems to go well with most things.


It's always noisiest at the shallow end
Poll: Who do you want as next Next England manager?

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The QPR Cheese Board on 19:47 - Nov 25 with 1108 viewsSK_hoops

Our midfield are those sliced Emmental pieces you get in the plastic packaging. Flimsy and full of holes.
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The QPR Cheese Board on 20:27 - Nov 25 with 1037 views222gers

The rich mouse gets the cheese
The poor mouse gets the rind
And the churchmouse gets nothing at all.
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The QPR Cheese Board on 22:41 - Nov 25 with 899 viewsSimonJames

The strength and consistency of decision making by the board over the past 12 years:


100% of people who drink water will die.

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The QPR Cheese Board on 22:56 - Nov 25 with 863 viewsJules4367

Swiss Cheese has fewer holes than our defence
Brie is like our throw ins and long kicks, sloppy at the sides
Caerphilly is NOT how we pass the ball
Cheshire (Cat) is how other teams smile when they see Paal in our defence.
Rancid is how we seem to procure players
Edam is what I say when we go a goal behind
Blue is my language when we let in two
Asiago is the way I might pay in future
Monterey Jack is by the railroad track

Madness but fun
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The QPR Cheese Board on 23:01 - Nov 25 with 854 viewscolinallcars

The QPR Cheese Board on 22:56 - Nov 25 by Jules4367

Swiss Cheese has fewer holes than our defence
Brie is like our throw ins and long kicks, sloppy at the sides
Caerphilly is NOT how we pass the ball
Cheshire (Cat) is how other teams smile when they see Paal in our defence.
Rancid is how we seem to procure players
Edam is what I say when we go a goal behind
Blue is my language when we let in two
Asiago is the way I might pay in future
Monterey Jack is by the railroad track

Madness but fun


Fun indeed
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The QPR Cheese Board on 00:35 - Nov 26 with 790 viewsR_from_afar

JCS (Wensleydale): Excellent but apt to crumble.

Andersen (Cottage cheese): Liked by some but suffers from a lack of consistency.

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The QPR Cheese Board on 11:30 - Nov 26 with 597 viewsEastR

Lavender Cheddar – Kenneth Paal
The one left back in the box when Christmas is over

Poll: Is time up for Ainsworth?

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