| Would you date a Chelski fan? 14:36 - Dec 22 with 12126 views | runningman75 |
Was in the Canary Islands last week. Got talking to a lovely Spanish women outside a restaurant. Was getting on well with her but she asked me where I was from and said London. She then said she supported Chelski. Was put off trying to take things further. Then on the flight back this lovely women comes and sits next to me. Again start chatting. She tells me she lives in Fulham so ask her if she supports Fulham. Again we chat about football and she said she supports Chelski. Was wondering whether to ask her out and spend the evening talking about QPR. |  | | |  |
| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 14:45 - Dec 22 with 6035 views | Juzzie |
I have.
She didn't know much about football and they just happened to be the team of the boy she nannied for at the time. She came to the Play Off final in 2003 with me fully bedecked in QPR colours and one of my shirts and wanted to fight the Cardiff fans afterwards!
Like most people, they're just 'supporting' a 'name'. It actually means nothing to them.
Should've ridden them like Sea Biscuit. [Post edited 22 Dec 2014 14:45]
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 14:47 - Dec 22 with 6017 views | Bluce_Ree |
Date a Chelsea c*nt? F*ck that. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 14:51 - Dec 22 with 5978 views | paulparker |
s*agged a bird once who was a scum fan she was like a sack of old spuds, Terrible,
a few weeks later when she knocked on the door to see if I wanted a drink, I got the old girl to tell her I had emigrated |  |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 14:53 - Dec 22 with 5974 views | Juzzie |
| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 14:47 - Dec 22 by Bluce_Ree |
Date a Chelsea c*nt? F*ck that. |
Conversely, my missus has been converted.
Again, she 'supported' Chelsea simply because they're owned by a Russian (she's Russian) and she works only a mile or so from the ground. Never went to a game, never watched them on TV etc. didn't really know much about them, especially their past..
So, I took her to 'that' game in January 2013 and she loved it (us winning helped!). She was joining in all the anti-Chelsea chants and as we were sitting just about 6 seats away from the East Stand loved the gormless looks on their silent faces as we all took the pi$$.
Added to that one of the guys at her work is a Chelsea ST'er and she hates him so another reason for her to now hate them.
When she sees their results, she says to me "I bet they got a dubious penalty or got an opposition player sent off".
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 14:59 - Dec 22 with 5937 views | INFIRMARY |
| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 14:53 - Dec 22 by Juzzie |
Conversely, my missus has been converted.
Again, she 'supported' Chelsea simply because they're owned by a Russian (she's Russian) and she works only a mile or so from the ground. Never went to a game, never watched them on TV etc. didn't really know much about them, especially their past..
So, I took her to 'that' game in January 2013 and she loved it (us winning helped!). She was joining in all the anti-Chelsea chants and as we were sitting just about 6 seats away from the East Stand loved the gormless looks on their silent faces as we all took the pi$$.
Added to that one of the guys at her work is a Chelsea ST'er and she hates him so another reason for her to now hate them.
When she sees their results, she says to me "I bet they got a dubious penalty or got an opposition player sent off".
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A lot of anger Sex what ever the result outcome when we play them , so a win win for both people |  |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 15:18 - Dec 22 with 5880 views | WokingR |
Well, my head is telling me definitely not !
However, faced with this evidence I might struggle to maintain standards
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 16:07 - Dec 22 with 5787 views | Gloucs_R |
Breed them out of existence. Its the only way.
(and yes, I have and she was a sort so dont care!!) |  |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 17:08 - Dec 22 with 5655 views | JohnnyByrnesmullet |
Never dated one, but shagged a couple, funnily enough they both liked it in Trap 2, naturally I was tested after both occasions ;) | | | |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 17:18 - Dec 22 with 5633 views | aston_hoop |
| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 17:08 - Dec 22 by JohnnyByrnesmullet |
Never dated one, but shagged a couple, funnily enough they both liked it in Trap 2, naturally I was tested after both occasions ;) |
Depends how into it they are....A mate of mine once went home with a young lady from Wolverhampton who had a whole bedroom wall plastered with pictures of Steve Bull. apparently it was very off-putting. Imagine that but the room being plastered with images of that racist twunt they like to idolise.... |  |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 17:30 - Dec 22 with 5586 views | Sudbury_Hill_R |
I pulled let's say, a more mature scum fan once. She was not bad looking for a 58 year old.
When we got back to her place, before she opened the door, she asked did I fancy a bit of mother and daughter action?
Too right I said. When we went in, she shouted upstairs, Mum, are you still awake. |  | | |
| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 17:37 - Dec 22 with 5564 views | MrSheen |
Psycho funerals. Always a good place to meet them.
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 18:32 - Dec 22 with 5465 views | CanadaRanger |
I've been married to one for 30 years.
Not that she's ever been to a game.
So Chel$ea fan in name only. |  | | |
| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 19:03 - Dec 22 with 5388 views | Lblock |
Went out with one for 6 years
Never really bothered me unless her fellow scum older brother deigned me with some pi $$ take or other (this was back in the days we were top West London dogs though)
Lost her to drugs and God knows what she's doing (or who) now
On a lighter note my advice is......
Smash her back doors in!!! |  |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 19:07 - Dec 22 with 5380 views | danehoop |
| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 19:03 - Dec 22 by Lblock |
Went out with one for 6 years
Never really bothered me unless her fellow scum older brother deigned me with some pi $$ take or other (this was back in the days we were top West London dogs though)
Lost her to drugs and God knows what she's doing (or who) now
On a lighter note my advice is......
Smash her back doors in!!! |
Sad, moving and extremely sage advice. A morality tale of our times, I feel. |  |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 19:44 - Dec 22 with 5307 views | stowmarketrange |
I married into a family of them,but they are the worst kind.They never went in the 80's & 90'a because they were sh*t.Now you can't keep the c*nts away from going.
At least the Mrs is a part time Spurs fan. |  | | |
| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 21:53 - Dec 22 with 5150 views | QPR1882 |
Women know the right thing to do !
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 22:18 - Dec 22 with 5108 views | HollowayRanger |
could you date shag a girl named Chelsea!!
I had my chance and turned her down cute blonde at that  |  |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 22:39 - Dec 22 with 5077 views | SimonJames |
Shags a shag. Just means you don't have to feel guilty about not calling them again. |  |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 00:27 - Dec 23 with 4989 views | smegma |
| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 15:18 - Dec 22 by WokingR |
Well, my head is telling me definitely not !
However, faced with this evidence I might struggle to maintain standards
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Any referee would give her a yellow card for removing her shirt (even part of it). Id give her one as well. | | | |
| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 00:56 - Dec 23 with 4958 views | HollowayRanger |
| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 00:27 - Dec 23 by smegma |
Any referee would give her a yellow card for removing her shirt (even part of it). Id give her one as well. |
sadly more likely to get a red card from her! | |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 09:06 - Dec 23 with 4799 views | Monahoop |
There's a bloke I sort of know that lives in a nearby village who supports QPR, but called one of his daughters Chelsea. What the f...in' hell was he thinking or on when choosing names?!! I must endeavour to find out some day. |  |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 12:02 - Dec 23 with 4694 views | TacticalR |
Didn't we previously agree that mixed marriages never work? |  |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 12:28 - Dec 23 with 4670 views | Konk |
| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 17:37 - Dec 22 by MrSheen |
Psycho funerals. Always a good place to meet them.
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I remember seeing them on the news and feeling desperately sorry for those kids. You can't really be fit to look after your kids when you're (a) going to funerals in a football shirt and (b) schlepping up the other end of the country with your kids to show "your respect" at a murderer's funeral, because you admire the fact he shot an unarmed copper in the face.
She looks like she might be related to John "Excuse me love, have you paid for those?" Terry's Mum.
I know you shouldn't generalise, but we got stuck on a platform and then train with three Chelsea old school birds after our FA cup semi at Villa Park, and I would sooner have invaded the pitch during the game to wan k off a dog live on telly, than have anything to do with any of those three. They all looked like John Terry's mum too and the smallest, gobbiest one had no teeth, a really shi t hair dye job and was wearing a leather waistcoat over her Chelsea shirt. In fact if everyone had had smart phones then, she'd have been the original Wealdstone raider ("They got no fans, they couldn't sell all their tickets, they've got no fans, they're two bob etc") To answer your question: if they "support" Chelsea, but have never been, they you can work with that, but if they're a toothless, home hair dye, 1970's metal band roadie with typical Chelsea arrogance, then fu ck 'em right off. |  |
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| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 13:19 - Dec 23 with 4610 views | westberksr |
| Would you date a Chelski fan? on 12:28 - Dec 23 by Konk |
I remember seeing them on the news and feeling desperately sorry for those kids. You can't really be fit to look after your kids when you're (a) going to funerals in a football shirt and (b) schlepping up the other end of the country with your kids to show "your respect" at a murderer's funeral, because you admire the fact he shot an unarmed copper in the face.
She looks like she might be related to John "Excuse me love, have you paid for those?" Terry's Mum.
I know you shouldn't generalise, but we got stuck on a platform and then train with three Chelsea old school birds after our FA cup semi at Villa Park, and I would sooner have invaded the pitch during the game to wan k off a dog live on telly, than have anything to do with any of those three. They all looked like John Terry's mum too and the smallest, gobbiest one had no teeth, a really shi t hair dye job and was wearing a leather waistcoat over her Chelsea shirt. In fact if everyone had had smart phones then, she'd have been the original Wealdstone raider ("They got no fans, they couldn't sell all their tickets, they've got no fans, they're two bob etc") To answer your question: if they "support" Chelsea, but have never been, they you can work with that, but if they're a toothless, home hair dye, 1970's metal band roadie with typical Chelsea arrogance, then fu ck 'em right off. |
that picture of his Mum should come with a health warning 
you could have at least done the portrait to spare us the real thing! |  | | |
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