| Phrases you really hate 10:25 - Aug 27 with 10891 views | RedbourneR |
There are some phrases football seems littered with with make no sense at all and are just irritating as a result. My latest hate is the phrase 'tried to play in the right way' and variations on that theme. As if anyone sets out to play in the wrong way, and what exactly is the 'right' way anyway? It's just hot-air b*llocks to fill some time on the TV, and to save whoever's said it from actually thinning about what they're going to say.
What other phrases p*ss people off? |  | | |  |
| Phrases you really hate on 12:09 - Aug 27 with 2370 views | RedbourneR |
| Phrases you really hate on 11:51 - Aug 27 by Toast_R |
Your right, he is one of the most irritable commentator.
You don't hear it much these days but how about old Tyldesley with... "That Magical Night in Barcelona"? |
This one's gone a bit quiet, thank God, always irritated me too | | | |
| Phrases you really hate on 12:13 - Aug 27 with 2362 views | kensalriser |
Any phrase you've never heard before in the context that suddenly everyone start to parrot. First noticed some years ago during a tournament when one of the commentators made reference to a team 'setting out their stall'. At least one team in every game after that would be setting out their stall in the first 15 minutes.
Current anti-favourites:
'flat-track bully'
'linked with'
'opens/opening up his body'
'recycling possession' |  |
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| Phrases you really hate on 12:33 - Aug 27 with 2316 views | HantsR |
The Rooneys, the Gerrards, the Lampards...(cont ad nauseum)
Maybe they should be sent to climb the twin peaks of Kilimanjaro? |  | | |
| Phrases you really hate on 12:38 - Aug 27 with 2309 views | TacticalR |
| Phrases you really hate on 12:33 - Aug 27 by HantsR |
The Rooneys, the Gerrards, the Lampards...(cont ad nauseum)
Maybe they should be sent to climb the twin peaks of Kilimanjaro? |
Ah, the Kilimanjaros. Let's sign them. |  |
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| Phrases you really hate on 12:38 - Aug 27 with 2309 views | Toast_R |
What about made up colours, that's some kind of bulls*it.
Plumb......its f*cking Purple
Tobacco....f*kc off its brown
Tangerine....It's Orange
Salmon..... Admit it, it's pink.. |  | | |
| Phrases you really hate on 12:50 - Aug 27 with 2287 views | themodfather |
any of those STAY CALM things, related to football....
i like to panic lol! |  | | |
| Phrases you really hate on 12:53 - Aug 27 with 2273 views | rrrspricey |
"What a brilliant reaction save"......when the keeper couldn't have avoided the ball if his fcking life depended on
The sort of save a corpse would made had it been in the same position |  | | |
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| Phrases you really hate on 13:00 - Aug 27 with 2258 views | scot1963 |
young and hungry football player/manager and also Juzzie's first gripe |  | | |
| Phrases you really hate on 13:04 - Aug 27 with 2235 views | paulparker |
His not that sort of player- after said player breaks another's with a 2 footed challenge
there are no easy games- as England prepare to take on the Isle Of White
Mark Hughes has done a triffic job at stoke ??
it was ball to hand, - its fcuking handball |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Phrases you really hate on 13:12 - Aug 27 with 2214 views | bob566 |
any lobbed goal from a distance is a la beckham.
Sure he wasn't the first person to lob a keeper in the history of the game. | | | |
| Phrases you really hate on 13:19 - Aug 27 with 2204 views | headhoops |
sleeping giant. No the football club is not sleeping and rarely do footballers go over 7ft.
underdogs.
he's a journey man pro. Just because you have played for 6-7 'lesser' teams you are a journey man pro - opposed to Ibrahimovic a galactico pro????? |  |
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| Phrases you really hate on 13:19 - Aug 27 with 2204 views | easthertsr |
'Top, Top player'
'Real football Man'
He's got a good engine!'
'Big Club'
'Merse, What do you think?' | | | |
| Phrases you really hate on 13:26 - Aug 27 with 2187 views | MrSheen |
Transitions. Suddenly appeared and still so new it needs to be explained. "They're so good at the transitions, when possession changes over". Just in case you thought it referred to the Chelsea squad's gender reassignment, or a short spell as a tadpole. |  | | |
| Phrases you really hate on 13:29 - Aug 27 with 2180 views | CamberleyR |
A favourite of Andy Townsend - "In and around" really boils my p1ss. [Post edited 27 Aug 2014 13:31]
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| Phrases you really hate on 13:42 - Aug 27 with 2067 views | PinnerPaul |
"Last man - he had to go" Last man not mentioned in laws of the game
"That was reckless, had to be a red card" Reckless actually means a yellow card, again read the laws if you're paid to commentate!
"You have to take your chances in the Premier League" Other leagues give you goals without you having to do that do they???!!!
"Just about offside, so just about got that right" He's either offside or not! Correct or not! | | | |
| Phrases you really hate on 13:47 - Aug 27 with 2060 views | Superhoop83 |
"That was a stonewall penalty!"
Don't get me started...
"He's been denied by the post."
No, he's missed the target.
"He's given 110% today".
Mathematically impossible. |  |
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| Phrases you really hate on 14:04 - Aug 27 with 2033 views | TacticalR |
| Phrases you really hate on 13:26 - Aug 27 by MrSheen |
Transitions. Suddenly appeared and still so new it needs to be explained. "They're so good at the transitions, when possession changes over". Just in case you thought it referred to the Chelsea squad's gender reassignment, or a short spell as a tadpole. |
I assumed this had come from some FA coaching manual, or perhaps from soccerball coaches in the USA. | |
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| Phrases you really hate on 14:06 - Aug 27 with 2029 views | Match82 |
| Phrases you really hate on 13:47 - Aug 27 by Superhoop83 |
"That was a stonewall penalty!"
Don't get me started...
"He's been denied by the post."
No, he's missed the target.
"He's given 110% today".
Mathematically impossible. |
"He's been denied by the post."
No, he's missed the target.
This. Only correct use for this phrase in football terms is a work permit application in which the applicant is subsequently informed by the Royal Mail that they have failed... |  | | |
| Phrases you really hate on 14:19 - Aug 27 with 2009 views | Bluce_Ree |
After we get defeated and someone says "if QPR play like that all season they'll be alright."
We lost at home to Hull. We're doomed. Shut up! |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Phrases you really hate on 15:12 - Aug 27 with 1980 views | robith |
Also: stonewall regarding penalties. Makes absolutely zero sense |  | | |
| Phrases you really hate on 16:44 - Aug 27 with 1927 views | headhoops |
You need a fox in a box.
No you need a goalscorer in the penalty area.
worra, darra and anything else from Jamie Carragher. | |
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| Phrases you really hate on 18:52 - Aug 27 with 1873 views | jamois |
Doesn't technically fit the OP criteria, but not exactly worthy of its own thread - what is it with footballers declaring their retirement from international duty??!!**!!
Just feck off into the wilderness why don't you. It never used to happen this way - one day you were selected and the next you were not. Big deal. The overweened, preening egos now need to find a nice quiet spot in the news agenda and declare their retirement so we can all fawn over them. Another pathetic totem of the modern media age. Just p!ss off.
Actually i'm that agitated maybe it is worthy of a thread. |  |
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| Phrases you really hate on 19:00 - Aug 27 with 1860 views | E17hoop |
| Phrases you really hate on 18:52 - Aug 27 by jamois |
Doesn't technically fit the OP criteria, but not exactly worthy of its own thread - what is it with footballers declaring their retirement from international duty??!!**!!
Just feck off into the wilderness why don't you. It never used to happen this way - one day you were selected and the next you were not. Big deal. The overweened, preening egos now need to find a nice quiet spot in the news agenda and declare their retirement so we can all fawn over them. Another pathetic totem of the modern media age. Just p!ss off.
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You are correct. It avoids the media pulling Roy apart for not selecting Fat Frank, gives Lampard a sense of control over his destiny and creates a chapter for his ghost written autobiography.
To add to the thread...EPL.
No it's not - it's the Premier League, not the EPL. I don't get confused by Celtic being in the SPL so there's no need to tell me that Villa, Aresnal and ManU play in the EPL. Meaningless fluff to sell overseas TV rights. |  |
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| Phrases you really hate on 19:12 - Aug 27 with 1844 views | Jalfrezi_Rs |
"That's a great pass if he can make it"
No, if it's a great pass he doesn't have to stretch to get it does he |  | | |
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