| LFW's outing 14:43 - Mar 31 with 4758 views | Northernr |
Only £1950 for a table of ten, an evening of bullsht and racism assured
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| LFW's outing on 14:57 - Mar 31 with 4681 views | Mytch_QPR |
There should be a space between the words 'Leg' and 'end'. |  |
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| LFW's outing on 14:59 - Mar 31 with 4663 views | TheBlob |
Is that picture The Last Supper by Da Finchley? |  |
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| LFW's outing on 15:07 - Mar 31 with 4630 views | daveB |
What on earth is going on with Mackay, you;d think he would want to just get on with his job rather than after dinner speaking |  | | |
| LFW's outing on 15:24 - Mar 31 with 4577 views | Konk |
I’m imagining it’ll be a bit like one of his press-conferences, except he probably won’t wear a tracksuit and there’ll be booze and vol-aux-vents.
Subjects discussed with Harry Redknapp: Gareth Bale (“He was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met him”), Harry Kane (“His Mum used to come down the West Ham training ground sometimes - I done the spunk that made him”), Bankrupt football clubs (“I don’t get involved on the money side of things”), not getting the England job when the whole country wanted him in charge (“One of those things, but yeah, it was a crime…it’s the people of England I feel most sorry for”), Marco Boogers living in a caravan (“Mental”), the amazing teenage footballing feet of Joe Cole (“Sir Alex used to call me up and say, “How’s that dense looking, short arse Chelsea cu nt getting on?”) and dog walking at Sandbanks (“Me, Sandra, the dogs…that’s how I unwind, you know? That and money is all I need these days”).
Malky McKay’s topics for discussion: Is Vincent Tan mad? (“Difficult for me to talk about that because of the court case”) What really went on at Cardiff? (“Difficult for me to talk about that because of the court case”) Are racist texts between friends really that bad? (“It’s just the times we live in, unfortunately, but it’s difficult for me to talk about because of the court case”).
It's gonna be mental. [Post edited 31 Mar 2015 15:37]
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| LFW's outing on 15:31 - Mar 31 with 4552 views | TacticalR |
I wonder if Harry will be dancing on the table? |  |
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| LFW's outing on 15:32 - Mar 31 with 4542 views | Mytch_QPR |
Menu:
(Press) Conference Pears in a light whine reduction, served with sour grapes 'a la Harry'
Old West Ham (off the knee) with training ground 'Hotspur' vegetables
Flounder in a knee-deep sauce
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| LFW's outing on 15:34 - Mar 31 with 4537 views | QPR1882 |
If i could get 9 others it would be worth £195 just to tell Arry face to face what a cnt he is |  | | |
| LFW's outing on 15:38 - Mar 31 with 4520 views | aston_hoop |
I suppose it kind of makes up for anyone who missed this
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| LFW's outing on 15:39 - Mar 31 with 4511 views | Northernr |
| LFW's outing on 15:38 - Mar 31 by aston_hoop |
I suppose it kind of makes up for anyone who missed this
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Fcking hell where's my crucifix and rosary beads? | | | |
| LFW's outing on 15:52 - Mar 31 with 4463 views | wombat |
| LFW's outing on 15:39 - Mar 31 by Northernr |
Fcking hell where's my crucifix and rosary beads? |
im up for it on one condition , the whole table turns up using crutches or even better a mobility scooter ,
id be chucked out before the starter was finished |  |
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| LFW's outing on 15:57 - Mar 31 with 4445 views | themodfather |
triffic.... |  | | |
| LFW's outing on 16:10 - Mar 31 with 4408 views | BklynRanger |
| LFW's outing on 15:38 - Mar 31 by aston_hoop |
I suppose it kind of makes up for anyone who missed this
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At least for that one you got a 3 course meal for 30 quid. Unless they bought all the food at Kwiksave that put's a fair reflection on the value of Mr Hart's footballing wisdom - basically nothing. Harry and Malky are looking at getting about 60 quid per mug I mean person ffs. Maybe that's to pay for the wheelchair lift. What a shytehouse. |  | | |
| LFW's outing on 16:33 - Mar 31 with 4336 views | Jamie |
| LFW's outing on 15:07 - Mar 31 by daveB |
What on earth is going on with Mackay, you;d think he would want to just get on with his job rather than after dinner speaking |
If/when the FA finally have to stop putting off the inevitable and ban Mackay, the after dinner speaking will likely be his main source of income. | | | |
| LFW's outing on 17:12 - Mar 31 with 4217 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
Loft For Words Outing.......
I was expecting some news about a closet homosexual on here. [Post edited 31 Mar 2015 17:13]
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| LFW's outing on 17:23 - Mar 31 with 4174 views | TheBlob |
I want to know more about the "Full Waitress Service." | |
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| LFW's outing on 17:27 - Mar 31 with 4156 views | PlumsteadQPR |
| LFW's outing on 17:23 - Mar 31 by TheBlob |
I want to know more about the "Full Waitress Service." |
You just beat me to it Blob! I was thinking that's a potential bargain for £30...  |  | | |
| LFW's outing on 18:09 - Mar 31 with 4075 views | CiderwithRsie |
Which one of them is the legend, and which one is lunch?
To be fair, I wouldn't mind paying to watch one of them kill and eat the other one. | | | |
| LFW's outing on 18:57 - Mar 31 with 3989 views | ganjR |
One dodgy knee and a couple of arisholes |  | | |
| LFW's outing on 20:55 - Mar 31 with 3851 views | RangersDave |
We could make it more interesting by having a sweepstake for the amount of times he says 'Fentastic' or uses the 'only had 11 players for Ireland' line!
Bonus for 'it's me knees, they give me right gip' |  |
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| LFW's outing on 21:19 - Mar 31 with 3804 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
£190 to hear that poxy story about the fella in the crowd coming on and scoring in a friendly which turned out to be pony anyway. | | | |
| LFW's outing on 22:42 - Mar 31 with 3726 views | WareRanger |
I managed to get an invite to the London Football Awards recently.
As is customary at these events, there was an auction and one of the lots was lunch for 10 people in some restaurant somewhere with Harry Redknapp.
Anyway, a couple of tables got in a bidding war which of course just turned into a Whose Got The Biggest Balls Contest.
It eventually went for 30 grand. Yes, 3 grand per person to have lunch with that idiot.
It all goes to charity of course but what an unbelievable waste of money.
Makes £195 per person seem cheep.
But I'll still decline the offer... | | | |
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