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Nightmare eleven - Column 19:46 - Apr 25 with 11181 viewsNorthernr

Following Mel's stab at an ultimate QPR team last week, he's back with a nightmare selection this week. Three of them at least have no business being in there IMO so I'm sure you'll all have fun with this....

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Nightmare eleven - Column on 20:03 - Apr 25 with 5656 viewsterryb

I will read this properly later, but Mobley & Williams would be the first names on my list!

If we can't have loanees, Karl Elsey is a shoe in at right back IMO. Well done Mel if you've forgotten watching his "performances"!
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Nightmare eleven - Column on 20:34 - Apr 25 with 5617 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Brilliant!

I can feel the indignation dripping off the pen as you wrote.

I'll have a bash at mine but Tony Roberts and Michael Meaker can grab the 1 and 11 jersies without delay.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Nightmare eleven - Column on 21:04 - Apr 25 with 5560 viewsNewhopphoops

I can't believe we had eleven more feckless players than the pissed up bollard that was Bob Malcolm.
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Nightmare eleven - Column on 21:06 - Apr 25 with 5552 viewsterryb

Nightmare eleven - Column on 21:04 - Apr 25 by Newhopphoops

I can't believe we had eleven more feckless players than the pissed up bollard that was Bob Malcolm.


Believe me, Mobley made Bob Malcolm look world class!
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Nightmare eleven - Column on 21:06 - Apr 25 with 5554 viewsenfieldargh

Our first ever Korean, Park Ji-Sung, the only thing he did was to get loads of Koreans running down the front of F block to get a photo whenever he was on the ball.........not many photos taken.

Ben Sahar, guess he was just too good for us, and anyone else for that matter

The so called striker Steve Slade. He wore the hoops for 4 seasons making 70 appearances over 4 years and scoring 7 goals

THats some Wall of Shame, can think of several from more from the clueless years

captains fantastic
Poll: SWEET F'IN CAROLINE. Played every half time

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Nightmare eleven - Column on 21:17 - Apr 25 with 5522 viewsSonofNorfolt

I'll reiterate, NO LOANEES.
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Nightmare eleven - Column on 21:29 - Apr 25 with 5496 viewsenfieldargh

Nightmare eleven - Column on 21:17 - Apr 25 by SonofNorfolt

I'll reiterate, NO LOANEES.


Yes Saha was on loan...forgot.

captains fantastic
Poll: SWEET F'IN CAROLINE. Played every half time

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Nightmare eleven - Column on 21:40 - Apr 25 with 5480 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Mine:

Tony Roberts - awful, error-prone, short, miserable, joyless

Jose Bosingwa - refer to Mel's write-up. I can't better that!
Bob Malcolm - oh God.
Neil Ruddock - oh God part 2.
Armand Traore - could be harsh, struggling to think of a worse left-back, though.

Clive Walker - edging out SWP is some achievement
Joey Barton - his name just typed itself
Gary Chivers - God I hated him and Robbie James, but the latter was at least good once
Michael Meaker - end-of-move Meaker, no Rangers player has ever lost the ball more often than him. Ever.

Dominic Iorfa - the man lived offside. Lived there.
Mark Hateley - useless, lazy, arrogant, ar$ehole

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Nightmare eleven - Column on 21:58 - Apr 25 with 5447 viewsQPRSteve

One glaring omission. Ron Abbott. Him paired with Ernie Howe still gives me nightmares.
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Nightmare eleven - Column on 22:19 - Apr 25 with 5423 viewsqpr_1968

Nightmare eleven - Column on 21:58 - Apr 25 by QPRSteve

One glaring omission. Ron Abbott. Him paired with Ernie Howe still gives me nightmares.


went to west ham away game early 70's, could swear he scored 2. we beat them 3-2.
the only recollection I have of ron abbott.

Poll: how many games this season....home/away.

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Nightmare eleven - Column on 22:20 - Apr 25 with 5423 viewsParkRoyalR

Nightmare eleven - Column on 21:40 - Apr 25 by BrianMcCarthy

Mine:

Tony Roberts - awful, error-prone, short, miserable, joyless

Jose Bosingwa - refer to Mel's write-up. I can't better that!
Bob Malcolm - oh God.
Neil Ruddock - oh God part 2.
Armand Traore - could be harsh, struggling to think of a worse left-back, though.

Clive Walker - edging out SWP is some achievement
Joey Barton - his name just typed itself
Gary Chivers - God I hated him and Robbie James, but the latter was at least good once
Michael Meaker - end-of-move Meaker, no Rangers player has ever lost the ball more often than him. Ever.

Dominic Iorfa - the man lived offside. Lived there.
Mark Hateley - useless, lazy, arrogant, ar$ehole


Mark Hateley - think it was a 0-3 loss at Highbury but my memories not great - worst individual performance I can recall - totally phoned it in - zero effort

Armand Traore - after that cross at The Ethiad for the 2nd most unexpected goal I can recall - Jamie Mackie running into the box and suddenly realising he was on it - can't have Armand in that team!
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Nightmare eleven - Column on 22:29 - Apr 25 with 5408 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Nightmare eleven - Column on 22:20 - Apr 25 by ParkRoyalR

Mark Hateley - think it was a 0-3 loss at Highbury but my memories not great - worst individual performance I can recall - totally phoned it in - zero effort

Armand Traore - after that cross at The Ethiad for the 2nd most unexpected goal I can recall - Jamie Mackie running into the box and suddenly realising he was on it - can't have Armand in that team!


Yes, Boxing Day at Highbury - shocking. But that was his usual level. Lazy bastid.

Traore - ya, I think that's harsh by me but in my years watching us I can't remember a worse one. I missed 96 until recent streaming occurred bar a few games a season so I probably missed some worse ones, I'd say. However, Traore really could not defend, and rarely tried.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Nightmare eleven - Column on 23:00 - Apr 25 with 5365 viewsMrSheen

Meaker ahead of Shaun Wright-Phillips? Have you lost your minds?

Ready and Rehman sneaked under the radar successfully.
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Nightmare eleven - Column on 23:06 - Apr 25 with 5356 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Nightmare eleven - Column on 23:00 - Apr 25 by MrSheen

Meaker ahead of Shaun Wright-Phillips? Have you lost your minds?

Ready and Rehman sneaked under the radar successfully.


Ya - SWP, Ready and Rehman were all considered.
I had Ready in there until a mate told me he was once POTY. I was back in Ireland then but that's a fair point. I dodn't see much of Rehman.
I really thought Meaker was dreadful. SWP sneaks out of the team just for this, even though he nearly ruined it by not celebrating!

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Nightmare eleven - Column on 00:08 - Apr 26 with 5297 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Forgot about the manager.

Agree with Paul Hart. Was over for the game where we won but he got booed anyway. Atrocious football.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Nightmare eleven - Column on 00:51 - Apr 26 with 5260 viewsloftboy

I don’t think borrowdale deserves to be in there, was just a steady player.

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Poll: Are you watching the World Cup

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Nightmare eleven - Column on 07:36 - Apr 26 with 5146 viewsSimplyNico

Luke Young. We paid how much? He stayed how long? He played how many times?
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Nightmare eleven - Column on 07:48 - Apr 26 with 5135 viewsQPROslo

I'd build that team around the extremely past it Korean Park. I struggle to remember anyone near as poor as he was with us.
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Nightmare eleven - Column on 08:50 - Apr 26 with 5075 viewsTomS

There are three categories of player for this exercise:

1) Players who never had any talent, eg Eric Sabin.
2) Players who had talent, but their use by date had long expired by the time we signed them, eg Park.
3) Players who had talent, but just didn't give a flying f##k, eg Boswinga.

I have sympathy with the players in the first two categories, but have no time for those in #3.
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Nightmare eleven - Column on 10:00 - Apr 26 with 4960 views2Thomas2Bowles

A squad maybe better

Add the king of the treatment room Dean Sturridge.

He did get on the pitch 11 times but no one noticed.

When willl this CV nightmare end
Poll: What will the result of the GE be

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Nightmare eleven - Column on 10:01 - Apr 26 with 4964 viewsdublinr

I think we need at least two categories: w*nkers; and hopeless f*cks.
Some players could make both, I suppose.
With two teams, we could enjoy some pointless speculation. Who would score more, hateley and swp for the w*nkers or Slade and Tommy Langley (my personal favourite) for the hopeless f*cks?


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Nightmare eleven - Column on 10:05 - Apr 26 with 4957 viewsQPRSteve

Nightmare eleven - Column on 22:19 - Apr 25 by qpr_1968

went to west ham away game early 70's, could swear he scored 2. we beat them 3-2.
the only recollection I have of ron abbott.


I think he started of life as a striker, but some idiot converted him to a centre back.

First time I saw him was coming on as a sub for the reserves. He came on at a corner and banged it in with his head. I thought to myself that we has a real find. Little did I know.
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Nightmare eleven - Column on 10:27 - Apr 26 with 4910 viewsterryb

Nightmare eleven - Column on 21:40 - Apr 25 by BrianMcCarthy

Mine:

Tony Roberts - awful, error-prone, short, miserable, joyless

Jose Bosingwa - refer to Mel's write-up. I can't better that!
Bob Malcolm - oh God.
Neil Ruddock - oh God part 2.
Armand Traore - could be harsh, struggling to think of a worse left-back, though.

Clive Walker - edging out SWP is some achievement
Joey Barton - his name just typed itself
Gary Chivers - God I hated him and Robbie James, but the latter was at least good once
Michael Meaker - end-of-move Meaker, no Rangers player has ever lost the ball more often than him. Ever.

Dominic Iorfa - the man lived offside. Lived there.
Mark Hateley - useless, lazy, arrogant, ar$ehole


You can't have Malcolm Brian.

He was on loan!
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Nightmare eleven - Column on 11:25 - Apr 26 with 4864 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Nightmare eleven - Column on 10:27 - Apr 26 by terryb

You can't have Malcolm Brian.

He was on loan!


Ah, sorry Terry.

Oi Karl Ready! Don't go far, you. You may need to tog after all.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Nightmare eleven - Column on 12:09 - Apr 26 with 4821 viewsNed_Kennedys

Nightmare eleven - Column on 11:25 - Apr 26 by BrianMcCarthy

Ah, sorry Terry.

Oi Karl Ready! Don't go far, you. You may need to tog after all.


Not sure why you hate Tony Roberts so much: he was ok for us over a decent period I thought. Would certainly rate him higher than the likes of Lumley, Dykstra, Barron etc.
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