| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... 15:23 - Jan 14 with 5712 views | Mick_S |
Genius - beard hats. |  |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 15:27 - Jan 14 with 4284 views | JacksDad |
Don't need one ... I am so bearded that my old man god rest his soul used to say I could win first prize in a bears bum lookalike contest!
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 16:10 - Jan 14 with 4226 views | Konk |
When my Brother’s father-in-law used to watch his sons play football on cold days, his wife would do him a couple of boiled eggs for when they were going out. He’d stand there watching their games with his hands and the eggs in his pockets until the eggs had cooled down and then he’d eat them for his breakfast. That’s genius for you. [Post edited 14 Jan 2020 16:22]
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 16:17 - Jan 14 with 4208 views | paesanu |
Tell you what that's a much better idea than with coffee. |  |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 10:08 - Jan 15 with 4013 views | Mick_S |
I think bottom right might be the bloke from 10 cc. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 10:48 - Jan 15 with 3965 views | Boston |
I can see this selling well in the bank robbing community. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 10:52 - Jan 15 with 3955 views | Metallica_Hoop |
No.2 is
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:12 - Jan 15 with 3927 views | Rs_Holy |
It would look great if a number of fans had them in Blue and white :).... (take note QPR Superstore!). |  | | |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:15 - Jan 15 with 3920 views | danehoop |
I am just wondering what you were really searching for to find this............ |  |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:18 - Jan 15 with 3920 views | Mick_S |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 10:52 - Jan 15 by Metallica_Hoop |
No.2 is
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:27 - Jan 15 with 3902 views | CroydonCaptJack |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:18 - Jan 15 by Mick_S |
Or:
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:35 - Jan 15 with 3888 views | kensalriser |
#4 is the one I want for watching us defend. |  |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:39 - Jan 15 with 3881 views | Mick_S |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:35 - Jan 15 by kensalriser |
#4 is the one I want for watching us defend. |
Yes, it's also favoured by Massive Leeds coaching spies. Keep 'em peeled. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:47 - Jan 15 with 3867 views | Konk |
Having a pint at half-time would be horrible through that little mouth hole. You'd have a soggy knitted beard that stunk of stale ale. I was pressganged into being Father Christmas for my son's nursery, and the beard was absolutely minging. It was synthetic, greasy, the mouth hole was about the size of a cat's arsehole, so the beard was all over my lips and kept going in my mouth when I spoke. It also stunk. I won't be buying this product, Mick. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:53 - Jan 15 with 3858 views | Mick_S |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:47 - Jan 15 by Konk |
Having a pint at half-time would be horrible through that little mouth hole. You'd have a soggy knitted beard that stunk of stale ale. I was pressganged into being Father Christmas for my son's nursery, and the beard was absolutely minging. It was synthetic, greasy, the mouth hole was about the size of a cat's arsehole, so the beard was all over my lips and kept going in my mouth when I spoke. It also stunk. I won't be buying this product, Mick. |
Unlike your Father Christmas beard, Konk, these are available brand new and previously unworn. On that basis, I'd think again mate. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:00 - Jan 15 with 3845 views | Konk |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 11:53 - Jan 15 by Mick_S |
Unlike your Father Christmas beard, Konk, these are available brand new and previously unworn. On that basis, I'd think again mate. |
True, but the mouth hole is still too small, the wool around the mouth will get soggy, you'll have the horrible taste of wool in your mouth and over time, it will stink. I know you could wash it after every game, but like your old PE kit, it will probably be forgotten about until you need it again, at which point it will stink of stale beer. Minging. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:09 - Jan 15 with 3832 views | Mick_S |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:00 - Jan 15 by Konk |
True, but the mouth hole is still too small, the wool around the mouth will get soggy, you'll have the horrible taste of wool in your mouth and over time, it will stink. I know you could wash it after every game, but like your old PE kit, it will probably be forgotten about until you need it again, at which point it will stink of stale beer. Minging. |
Fair enough. Your argument is a strong one. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:14 - Jan 15 with 3826 views | CroydonCaptJack |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:00 - Jan 15 by Konk |
True, but the mouth hole is still too small, the wool around the mouth will get soggy, you'll have the horrible taste of wool in your mouth and over time, it will stink. I know you could wash it after every game, but like your old PE kit, it will probably be forgotten about until you need it again, at which point it will stink of stale beer. Minging. |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:21 - Jan 15 with 3817 views | Mick_S |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:14 - Jan 15 by CroydonCaptJack |
You won't be investing then? |
Konk: Far left.
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:23 - Jan 15 with 3815 views | Konk |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:14 - Jan 15 by CroydonCaptJack |
You won't be investing then? |
If the mouth hole was bigger and the beard was made out of Tarpaulin with a run-off gulley or something to handle the spilt beer, then I would certainly consider it, but not as things currently stand. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:26 - Jan 15 with 3809 views | Mick_S |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:23 - Jan 15 by Konk |
If the mouth hole was bigger and the beard was made out of Tarpaulin with a run-off gulley or something to handle the spilt beer, then I would certainly consider it, but not as things currently stand. |
Ok then, can I interest you in a dog?
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:42 - Jan 15 with 3773 views | CroydonCaptJack |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:23 - Jan 15 by Konk |
If the mouth hole was bigger and the beard was made out of Tarpaulin with a run-off gulley or something to handle the spilt beer, then I would certainly consider it, but not as things currently stand. |
Sounds like you are wasting much too much beer Konk. | | | |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 13:04 - Jan 15 with 3733 views | smegma |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 16:10 - Jan 14 by Konk |
When my Brother’s father-in-law used to watch his sons play football on cold days, his wife would do him a couple of boiled eggs for when they were going out. He’d stand there watching their games with his hands and the eggs in his pockets until the eggs had cooled down and then he’d eat them for his breakfast. That’s genius for you. [Post edited 14 Jan 2020 16:22]
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No Konk, that's downright weird. | | | |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 13:14 - Jan 15 with 3712 views | Konk |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 12:42 - Jan 15 by CroydonCaptJack |
Sounds like you are wasting much too much beer Konk. |
I'm fine at drinking under normal circumstances, but cut my mouth opening by 50% through the introduction of a woollen beard, and suddenly you're in a world of spillage. Especially with flexing plastic pint pots. If you don't believe me, try it out. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 13:18 - Jan 15 with 3700 views | Konk |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 13:04 - Jan 15 by smegma |
No Konk, that's downright weird. |
How's that weird? To clarify:
(1) Hard boil a couple of eggs just before you leave for the football
(2) Do not remove the shell
(3) Go to the football, stand in the cold, put your hands in your pockets whilst holding a boiled egg in each hand
(4) Once the eggs have cooled, remove the shell and eat as a nutritious breakfast.
Genius. | |
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| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 14:00 - Jan 15 with 3656 views | smegma |
| I've found something new to keep us warm at football... on 13:18 - Jan 15 by Konk |
How's that weird? To clarify:
(1) Hard boil a couple of eggs just before you leave for the football
(2) Do not remove the shell
(3) Go to the football, stand in the cold, put your hands in your pockets whilst holding a boiled egg in each hand
(4) Once the eggs have cooled, remove the shell and eat as a nutritious breakfast.
Genius. |
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