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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . 02:19 - Nov 1 with 11863 viewsDavillin

No Manager Fit to Manage any Premier League Side
26-10-17

NO FOOTBALL manager in the world is capable of managing any club in England’s top-flight to the standard required, fans have confirmed.

The millions that England’s top 20 teams earn from TV deals means they are all potential worldbeaters only let down by the men in the dugouts who are repeatedly proving unfit to lead them.

Football writer Tom Logan said: “Year in, year out, we’re seeing the same thing. Despite all the investment every team bar one is falling short, and it’s the managers to blame.

“Just look at the so-called elite. Klopp? Should be managing a Krautrock band. Mourinho? A specialist in the nil-nil away draw. Pochettino? Guardiola? Their win-loss ratios aren’t much better than men in flat caps in the 1950s.

“Across Europe it’s no better. Zidane? A gormless monkhead. Ancelotti? Open a pizzeria, already. There’s not a manager on the planet up to the job.

“We need to plough government funding into artificial intelligence. Quantum managers capable of trillions of tactical calculations in a nanosecond. It’s what Stoke and West Brom deserve.”
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/no-manager-fit-to-manage-any
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I don't care. I'm old. I don't have to.
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 09:43 - Nov 1 with 7459 viewswhoflungdung

What happened ,Tone

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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 18:56 - Nov 1 with 7297 viewsDavillin

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 09:43 - Nov 1 by whoflungdung

What happened ,Tone


Hey, "Whoflung"! I don't understand the question.

Does it have to do with my semi-annual re-post of some subtle humour from The U.K.'a least subtle humour site?

. . . with my left knee?

. . . with my Jeep?

. . . with my fast-fading, or increasingly twisted, sense of humour as a symptom of incipient dotage?

I don't care. I'm old. I don't have to.
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 19:35 - Nov 1 with 7257 viewsspiderboy

Odd thread
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 19:56 - Nov 1 with 7242 viewswhoflungdung

I'm an odd man Tony..

Surreal

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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 20:24 - Nov 1 with 7212 viewsspiderboy

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 19:56 - Nov 1 by whoflungdung

I'm an odd man Tony..

Surreal


Yes
Your odd.
You called me Tony
Surreal indeed
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 20:32 - Nov 1 with 7197 viewswhoflungdung

You're mistaken

I wasn't talking to you


You might be

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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 20:45 - Nov 1 with 7164 viewsGaryjack

The thing is Rich, the people have spoken. Respect their decision!
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 20:48 - Nov 1 with 7158 viewswhoflungdung

I'm all for respect Gary

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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 20:50 - Nov 1 with 7148 viewsDarran

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 20:45 - Nov 1 by Garyjack

The thing is Rich, the people have spoken. Respect their decision!


He can’t. Phil will tell you that I’m totally against banning and I was the one that texted him this morning to tell him Kerouac had been banned by Bony for winning the poll and to unban him. I assume Phil has.

But I honestly believe Richards run his course here and should go.

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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 21:16 - Nov 1 with 7127 viewsGaryjack

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 20:48 - Nov 1 by whoflungdung

I'm all for respect Gary


You were supposed to ask wtf i was on about mun!

Because i was actually responding to a post you made on the Brexit thread on the other board back last year!

Point being, use the bloody reply button when responding to a post as people might (and i use that word loosely) have a clue what you are talking about!
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 21:19 - Nov 1 with 7116 viewsGaryjack

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 20:50 - Nov 1 by Darran

He can’t. Phil will tell you that I’m totally against banning and I was the one that texted him this morning to tell him Kerouac had been banned by Bony for winning the poll and to unban him. I assume Phil has.

But I honestly believe Richards run his course here and should go.


What? Bony actually banned Kerouc! Ffs!
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 21:20 - Nov 1 with 7105 viewsDarran

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 21:19 - Nov 1 by Garyjack

What? Bony actually banned Kerouc! Ffs!


Yes,yes he did.

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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 22:45 - Nov 1 with 7006 viewswhoflungdung

He might have upset one of our premier posters .


Great poster was Kerouac



Clearly, the wrong people are being banned

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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 22:47 - Nov 1 with 7004 viewsDavillin

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 20:24 - Nov 1 by spiderboy

Yes
Your odd.
You called me Tony
Surreal indeed


That's O.K. "Tony"knew who he was referring to. Partly, I guess, because "Tony" is a bit odd now and then, too.

I don't care. I'm old. I don't have to.
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 22:51 - Nov 1 with 6993 viewsGaryjack

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 22:45 - Nov 1 by whoflungdung

He might have upset one of our premier posters .


Great poster was Kerouac



Clearly, the wrong people are being banned


You do realise it was Lord_Bony that banned him don't you?
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 22:54 - Nov 1 with 6983 viewswhoflungdung

So i read Gary and he had no cause to .

The Res and DP are the serial abusers on here of that there is no doubt


Read the site


Read the abuse


Its relentless

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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 22:54 - Nov 1 with 6981 viewsspiderboy

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 22:47 - Nov 1 by Davillin

That's O.K. "Tony"knew who he was referring to. Partly, I guess, because "Tony" is a bit odd now and then, too.


Toni Owl?
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 22:56 - Nov 1 with 6970 viewsDarran

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 22:54 - Nov 1 by whoflungdung

So i read Gary and he had no cause to .

The Res and DP are the serial abusers on here of that there is no doubt


Read the site


Read the abuse


Its relentless


And you’re a serial çunt.

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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 22:59 - Nov 1 with 6970 viewswhoflungdung

And the unpleasantness will continue

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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:12 - Nov 1 with 6953 viewsspiderboy

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 22:59 - Nov 1 by whoflungdung

And the unpleasantness will continue


You guys are making this site quite a miserable place to visit,
I encouraged my sons aged 10 and 13 to visit this site,just to get used to the sort of banter they may get to hear at a football stadium whilst watching our family team called Swansea City.
Everytime we look at the site together there s examples of abuse ,insulting language,bullying and threatening dictorials.
Shame on the offenders ,i'm embarrassed to be associated with planet swans while the abuse continues.
The sniping is making the forum most unpleasant,it goes on and on even further,its a disgrace.Shame!
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:17 - Nov 1 with 6943 viewsDarran

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:12 - Nov 1 by spiderboy

You guys are making this site quite a miserable place to visit,
I encouraged my sons aged 10 and 13 to visit this site,just to get used to the sort of banter they may get to hear at a football stadium whilst watching our family team called Swansea City.
Everytime we look at the site together there s examples of abuse ,insulting language,bullying and threatening dictorials.
Shame on the offenders ,i'm embarrassed to be associated with planet swans while the abuse continues.
The sniping is making the forum most unpleasant,it goes on and on even further,its a disgrace.Shame!


I absolutely agree mate but he keeps saying he’s got me on ignore and keeps mentioning me.

He also keeps saying historic sexual abuse and paedophilia should be swept under the carpet because we’ve all done it.

Personally I’d ban him because when he wasn’t here things were fine but it’s nothing to do with me.

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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:23 - Nov 1 with 6942 viewsGaryjack

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 22:54 - Nov 1 by whoflungdung

So i read Gary and he had no cause to .

The Res and DP are the serial abusers on here of that there is no doubt


Read the site


Read the abuse


Its relentless


Of course i read the site Richard. I read that you think Lord Bony is a decent moderator, whilst Winston is a disgrace. Yet Bony has banned Kerouc for nothing more than his own amusement if you read the relevant thread. Nevertheless, you have insinuated that his banning was down to the wishes of 'premier posters' (whoever they are) when it's clearly not the case. ....Do you still think that Lord Bony is a 'premier' mod?
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:25 - Nov 1 with 6935 viewsspiderboy

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:17 - Nov 1 by Darran

I absolutely agree mate but he keeps saying he’s got me on ignore and keeps mentioning me.

He also keeps saying historic sexual abuse and paedophilia should be swept under the carpet because we’ve all done it.

Personally I’d ban him because when he wasn’t here things were fine but it’s nothing to do with me.


My boys wont be looking at this site ever again.
Swans have lost 2 potential life long fans due to the behaviour of a few amoeba brained airheaded imbeciles....disgusting !
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:34 - Nov 1 with 6907 viewsGaryjack

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:25 - Nov 1 by spiderboy

My boys wont be looking at this site ever again.
Swans have lost 2 potential life long fans due to the behaviour of a few amoeba brained airheaded imbeciles....disgusting !


EH? Your sons won't ever support the Swans for the rest of their lives because of some posts on here? Give it up mate, you're a better poster than that ffs!
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After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:34 - Nov 1 with 6904 viewsMeraki

After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:23 - Nov 1 by Garyjack

Of course i read the site Richard. I read that you think Lord Bony is a decent moderator, whilst Winston is a disgrace. Yet Bony has banned Kerouc for nothing more than his own amusement if you read the relevant thread. Nevertheless, you have insinuated that his banning was down to the wishes of 'premier posters' (whoever they are) when it's clearly not the case. ....Do you still think that Lord Bony is a 'premier' mod?


I can't believe he banned him, truly pathetic.
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