| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . 02:19 - Nov 1 with 11864 views | Davillin |
No Manager Fit to Manage any Premier League Side
26-10-17
NO FOOTBALL manager in the world is capable of managing any club in England’s top-flight to the standard required, fans have confirmed.
The millions that England’s top 20 teams earn from TV deals means they are all potential worldbeaters only let down by the men in the dugouts who are repeatedly proving unfit to lead them.
Football writer Tom Logan said: “Year in, year out, we’re seeing the same thing. Despite all the investment every team bar one is falling short, and it’s the managers to blame.
“Just look at the so-called elite. Klopp? Should be managing a Krautrock band. Mourinho? A specialist in the nil-nil away draw. Pochettino? Guardiola? Their win-loss ratios aren’t much better than men in flat caps in the 1950s.
“Across Europe it’s no better. Zidane? A gormless monkhead. Ancelotti? Open a pizzeria, already. There’s not a manager on the planet up to the job.
“We need to plough government funding into artificial intelligence. Quantum managers capable of trillions of tactical calculations in a nanosecond. It’s what Stoke and West Brom deserve.”
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/no-manager-fit-to-manage-any [Post edited 1 Nov 2017 2:21]
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:37 - Nov 1 with 1903 views | Darran |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:34 - Nov 1 by Garyjack |
EH? Your sons won't ever support the Swans for the rest of their lives because of some posts on here? Give it up mate, you're a better poster than that ffs!  |
Perhaps it’s for the best anyway with all the filth on here. 
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:38 - Nov 1 with 1902 views | Lord_Bony |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:23 - Nov 1 by Garyjack |
Of course i read the site Richard. I read that you think Lord Bony is a decent moderator, whilst Winston is a disgrace. Yet Bony has banned Kerouc for nothing more than his own amusement if you read the relevant thread. Nevertheless, you have insinuated that his banning was down to the wishes of 'premier posters' (whoever they are) when it's clearly not the case. ....Do you still think that Lord Bony is a 'premier' mod? |
I banned Kerouac as a joke,seems he started the thread on who should be banned and won the vote.
It was only going to be for a few hours...I'm sure he would have seen the funny side of it too.
What I failed to see was Darran running snivelling to Phil to tell him what's happened point scoring again....pathetic.
As a result the thread got pulled and now I can't find the user Kerouac to unban him.
No sense of humour on here these days,so let's get back to what we do best,endless bickering among certain posters...it's really bringing the site down many are pissed off with it.
But hey ho let's carry on regardless... |  |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:40 - Nov 1 with 1891 views | Darran |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:38 - Nov 1 by Lord_Bony |
I banned Kerouac as a joke,seems he started the thread on who should be banned and won the vote.
It was only going to be for a few hours...I'm sure he would have seen the funny side of it too.
What I failed to see was Darran running snivelling to Phil to tell him what's happened point scoring again....pathetic.
As a result the thread got pulled and now I can't find the user Kerouac to unban him.
No sense of humour on here these days,so let's get back to what we do best,endless bickering among certain posters...it's really bringing the site down many are pissed off with it.
But hey ho let's carry on regardless... |
lol | |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:40 - Nov 1 with 1889 views | Lord_Bony |
Not funny mate. Disappointed. | |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:40 - Nov 1 with 1889 views | spiderboy |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:34 - Nov 1 by Garyjack |
EH? Your sons won't ever support the Swans for the rest of their lives because of some posts on here? Give it up mate, you're a better poster than that ffs! |
They,l always support Swans
But they,l never go on this site,its filth all the way!
not what they need to look at till theyr 18 at least.its a a disgrace what some people post on here. |  | | |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:42 - Nov 1 with 1870 views | Darran |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:40 - Nov 1 by Lord_Bony |
Not funny mate. Disappointed. |
You need to pack it in you gullible old fool | |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:42 - Nov 1 with 1869 views | spiderboy |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:37 - Nov 1 by Darran |
Perhaps it’s for the best anyway with all the filth on here.
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Spoken in jest and banter.
Don't be a saddo | | | |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:43 - Nov 1 with 1863 views | Darran |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:42 - Nov 1 by spiderboy |
Spoken in jest and banter.
Don't be a saddo |
There’s others mind. | |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:44 - Nov 1 with 1858 views | Lord_Bony |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:42 - Nov 1 by Darran |
You need to pack it in you gullible old fool |
Just carry on with your bickering is it...
Really disappointed. | |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:45 - Nov 1 with 1852 views | Darran |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:44 - Nov 1 by Lord_Bony |
Just carry on with your bickering is it...
Really disappointed. |
Thank you. | |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:47 - Nov 1 with 1846 views | Bloodyhills |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:38 - Nov 1 by Lord_Bony |
I banned Kerouac as a joke,seems he started the thread on who should be banned and won the vote.
It was only going to be for a few hours...I'm sure he would have seen the funny side of it too.
What I failed to see was Darran running snivelling to Phil to tell him what's happened point scoring again....pathetic.
As a result the thread got pulled and now I can't find the user Kerouac to unban him.
No sense of humour on here these days,so let's get back to what we do best,endless bickering among certain posters...it's really bringing the site down many are pissed off with it.
But hey ho let's carry on regardless... |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:47 - Nov 1 with 1846 views | spiderboy |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:43 - Nov 1 by Darran |
There’s others mind. |
No doubt
But not threatening,abusive nor digusting references of a screwed up nature. | | | |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:48 - Nov 1 with 1835 views | Darran |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:47 - Nov 1 by spiderboy |
No doubt
But not threatening,abusive nor digusting references of a screwed up nature. |
Who’s been threatened? | |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:51 - Nov 1 with 1828 views | spiderboy |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:48 - Nov 1 by Darran |
Who’s been threatened? |
you know the story dazza!
Anyway I,m off to bed,
Some of us gotta job to go to in the morning!
Love ya! | | | |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:52 - Nov 1 with 1824 views | Garyjack |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:40 - Nov 1 by spiderboy |
They,l always support Swans
But they,l never go on this site,its filth all the way!
not what they need to look at till theyr 18 at least.its a a disgrace what some people post on here. |
Well i told my sons years ago never to go on Jackarmy/planetswans as there was a cvnt called Garyjack on there. Both of them were in the Emirates on Saturday so ye good advice!  |  | | |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:52 - Nov 1 with 1817 views | Darran |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:51 - Nov 1 by spiderboy |
you know the story dazza!
Anyway I,m off to bed,
Some of us gotta job to go to in the morning!
Love ya! |
Sleep well my friend. | |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 00:03 - Nov 2 with 1795 views | Kerouac |
Well I'm touched...(awaits Loyal's imminent arrival in the box to nod that one in)
...and Prosser riding to my rescue an' all
Yes Bony I did see the funny side and always expected the poll to end in that result (it is the law that any clown bending over and presenting his arse should have it kicked by all and sundry after all!)...that thread was a joke.
Wasn't going to vote myself (as I don't believe in banning and believe in as little censorship as you can get away with) but did in order to see how the poll was going.
Jackfath - you were included because the list was of posters who have inspired an anti-following at some stage, I could have kept going and going but you are only allowed 10 answers in a poll...don't know what that says about the site |  |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 00:09 - Nov 2 with 1781 views | Lord_Bony |
Glad you've got a sense of humour and saw the irony of it all...unlike some thick tw ats on here.
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 02:46 - Nov 2 with 1735 views | Davillin |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 22:54 - Nov 1 by spiderboy |
Toni Owl? |
Davillin Owl. | |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 02:59 - Nov 2 with 1733 views | Davillin |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 23:40 - Nov 1 by spiderboy |
They,l always support Swans
But they,l never go on this site,its filth all the way!
not what they need to look at till theyr 18 at least.its a a disgrace what some people post on here. |
Sorry, sir, but it is not "all filth all the way."
Not even close.
I am not defending PlanetSwans, but merely pointing out that and why you are wrong. There are countless threads about football, about Swansea football, humour, and more, and especially my personal favourites of music, literature, and the arts. Also, as misguided as some are, politics.
You might consider the possibility that it's your choice of threads to read that is colouring your perception. For example, I tend to avoid threads started by a small easily-identified minority of posters because I know they deteriorate almost immediately, but to always read thread by those regular posters who write with knowledge, intelligence, courtesy, and wit.
Like me.
[Before you shït yourself,  .] | |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 03:23 - Nov 2 with 1724 views | E20Jack |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 02:59 - Nov 2 by Davillin |
Sorry, sir, but it is not "all filth all the way."
Not even close.
I am not defending PlanetSwans, but merely pointing out that and why you are wrong. There are countless threads about football, about Swansea football, humour, and more, and especially my personal favourites of music, literature, and the arts. Also, as misguided as some are, politics.
You might consider the possibility that it's your choice of threads to read that is colouring your perception. For example, I tend to avoid threads started by a small easily-identified minority of posters because I know they deteriorate almost immediately, but to always read thread by those regular posters who write with knowledge, intelligence, courtesy, and wit.
Like me.
[Before you shït yourself, .] |
Intellect and wit are very much defined by the individual, however.
The Dunning-Kruger effect is often quite something to behold. |  |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 05:06 - Nov 2 with 1706 views | Meraki |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 03:23 - Nov 2 by E20Jack |
Intellect and wit are very much defined by the individual, however.
The Dunning-Kruger effect is often quite something to behold. |
whoflungdunning-kruger | | | |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 09:08 - Nov 2 with 1666 views | whoflungdung |
A post celebrating perch being banned was also made
Pitiful
Innit | |
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 20:25 - Nov 2 with 1608 views | Davillin |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 03:23 - Nov 2 by E20Jack |
Intellect and wit are very much defined by the individual, however.
The Dunning-Kruger effect is often quite something to behold. |
If your second sentence was aimed at me, ha ha.
Or your first, ha ha.
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| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 21:17 - Nov 2 with 1597 views | spiderboy |
| After days of unpleasentness and negativity on PlanetSwans, it's time for . . . on 02:59 - Nov 2 by Davillin |
Sorry, sir, but it is not "all filth all the way."
Not even close.
I am not defending PlanetSwans, but merely pointing out that and why you are wrong. There are countless threads about football, about Swansea football, humour, and more, and especially my personal favourites of music, literature, and the arts. Also, as misguided as some are, politics.
You might consider the possibility that it's your choice of threads to read that is colouring your perception. For example, I tend to avoid threads started by a small easily-identified minority of posters because I know they deteriorate almost immediately, but to always read thread by those regular posters who write with knowledge, intelligence, courtesy, and wit.
Like me.
[Before you shït yourself, .] |
Point taken.and a very good point indeed.
All the same tho,think i'l give them a rest from the more basic' points made on this forum.
Thankyou for a very decent reply. | | | |
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