| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 879514 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 09:44 - Aug 21 with 7867 views | colinallcars |
I went to the doctor's yesterday and told him I was worried about acne.
He said “well, try moving to 'aringey” |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:33 - Aug 21 with 7625 views | Boston |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 11:05 - Aug 23 with 7260 views | johann28 |
I can't believe I locked myself out of the car today.
However, I managed to get in by rubbing my leg on the lock.
Luckily, I was wearing my khaki trousers. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 18:19 - Aug 23 with 7035 views | Esox_Lucius |
I used to live a stones throw from a family who all died from mysterious head injuries. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:50 - Aug 23 with 6912 views | Sonofpugwash |
A man was on a walk stopped, and bent down and said to himself.
"I wonder what animal made these tracks?"
Then a train hit him. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:05 - Aug 23 with 6842 views | dandaqpr |
A farmer walked into a pub and said “ help all of my female sheep have escaped “ someone replies, sorry mate that sounds like a ewe problem. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 23:14 - Aug 23 with 6773 views | Boston |
Farmer Mick was delighted to receive an award from the NFU for his Scarecrow.
Apparently he was outstanding in his field. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:00 - Aug 24 with 6439 views | Sonofpugwash |
Doctor asked how active I was.
Me, "Yesterday, I walked 7 km, waded through 3 lakes, had a look around the woods, and ran away when I saw a snake."
Doc, " that's impressive. Is it part of a programme?"
Me, " no, I'm just rubbish at golf." | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:08 - Aug 25 with 6063 views | Boston |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:06 - Aug 27 with 5534 views | Esox_Lucius |
Chris Kemp joke from Saturday.
"I'm quite a magician you know"
"Yeah, go on"
"I can make chocolate disappear"
"Groan, ffs Chris"
"Well I have a few Twix up my sleeve". | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:21 - Aug 28 with 5271 views | Dorse |
I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack. She hasn't noticed yet but the thyme is cumin. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:39 - Aug 28 with 5118 views | johann28 |
My son told me he didn't want to go to school this morning because all the kids made fun of him, called him names and were generally making his life an absolute misery, leaving him in tears at the end of the day.
I had to tell him straight, 'Sorry, mate, you just have to go to school'.
'But why?'
'Because you're the headmaster'. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:03 - Aug 29 with 4797 views | Sonofpugwash |
I finally got to see my GP on Tuesday and showed him the rash on my bollocks.
He totally ignored me and continued pushing his trolley around in Tesco. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:02 - Sep 3 with 4499 views | qprphil |
My mate said to me, " I don't know if Facebook has ever caused the lame to walk, but it sure has caused the dumb to speak. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:57 - Sep 3 with 4303 views | Boston |
I'm terrified of lifts.
I'm taking steps to avoid them. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:55 - Sep 3 with 4203 views | ChrisNW6 |
A Frog got his DNA tested and it turns out he's part English, part Irish...and a Tad Pole | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:06 - Sep 3 with 4180 views | Esox_Lucius |
If you ever date a dominatrix, never suggest to her that it's time to hit the sack. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:52 - Sep 8 with 3645 views | Boston |
Australians can't resist coming to Britain.
They have this strange fascination to revisit the scene of the crime. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 11:09 - Sep 10 with 3304 views | Esox_Lucius |
As I was driving this morning I skidded on a load of cream cheese and chives; it was a sudden dip in the road. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:30 - Sep 10 with 3201 views | kensalriser |
| Corny Joke Warning on 11:09 - Sep 10 by Esox_Lucius |
As I was driving this morning I skidded on a load of cream cheese and chives; it was a sudden dip in the road. |
They were selling sweet treats at the monastery open day last week.
I had a carmelite trifle. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:44 - Sep 12 with 2841 views | loftboy |
They’ve discovered which one of king Arthur’s Knights built the round table………
It was Sir Cumference |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:23 - Sep 14 with 7665 views | Esox_Lucius |
When my grandad died he left me a nice sum in his will.
It was 4x the square root of 315 ÷ the year of Philip of Spains death. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:22 - Sep 16 with 7364 views | Esox_Lucius |
I went for a job at a fishmongers. The owner said I could have the job if I could name 3 fish beginning with 'K'. I said 'Killer shark, king haddock and Kilmarnock'. He said 'Kilmarnock?'.
I said 'yes it’s a plaice in Scotland'.... | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:25 - Sep 17 with 7096 views | Esox_Lucius |
What is the only hospital department named for a beast of burden?
ER. | |
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