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The official random whinge thread... 13:08 - Jul 10 with 11103 viewsStarsky

It's all quiet on the footy front, what with the new owners of our dear club all becoming silent partners...

So, it's a whinge page. I'll go first...

I just bought some new dinnerware.

WTF is the point of those sticky labels underneath, that you can't get off for love or money?
Bonkers!

It's just the internet, init.

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The official random whinge thread... on 12:37 - Jul 12 with 1141 viewsswanjackal

The official random whinge thread... on 12:32 - Jul 12 by Banosswan

40mph drivers. 40 in a 60, 40 in a 30.


I was literally about to post this exact same thing.

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The official random whinge thread... on 13:45 - Jul 12 with 1119 viewsJohnw102

People (usually women) in front of you in a bar who when they are going to get served then to all their group and ask what they want to drink. FFS they have had 3/4 mins waiting there to get it sorted,

People in check who when it comes time to pay have a 100 vouchers and get them all scanned and only about a ¼ of them work.

Never knew getting old would happen so quick!

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The official random whinge thread... on 13:57 - Jul 12 with 1110 viewsunion_jack

The official random whinge thread... on 11:24 - Jul 12 by Highjack

People (nearly always women) who loudly discuss how many calories/fat/sugar is in every single item on the shelf and how many points they'll get in their weight loss classes that clearly aren't working.

Oh and gluten free twwats.


Ever thought they may be coeliac HJ?

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The official random whinge thread... on 14:06 - Jul 12 with 1096 viewsunion_jack

The official random whinge thread... on 13:57 - Jul 12 by union_jack

Ever thought they may be coeliac HJ?


Used to be a cyclist and used the Mumbles Rd because you get nowhere fast in the cycle track, so I've got some patience with them. If they ride two or more abreast, I'd gladly run them off the road.

Also, people (usually flat cap or blue rinse crowd) who go over Mayals Common at 30 mph or slower sometimes and on occasions speed up when they get to the 30 mph zone.'

A small one also, Weetabix or Shredded Wheat wrappers that when you try to pour the crumbs into your bowl go anywhere other than where you want them to go.

Oh, and as for people using 'of' instead of ''have' or 'their' instead if 'there' and not appreciating being told they are wrong when all you are trying to do is educate the thickos

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The official random whinge thread... on 14:06 - Jul 12 with 1096 viewsHighjack

The official random whinge thread... on 13:57 - Jul 12 by union_jack

Ever thought they may be coeliac HJ?


They reckon less than 1% are actually gluten intolerant. Most are following some celebrity who is being paid to say it's changed their life.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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The official random whinge thread... on 14:08 - Jul 12 with 1109 viewsunion_jack

The official random whinge thread... on 14:06 - Jul 12 by Highjack

They reckon less than 1% are actually gluten intolerant. Most are following some celebrity who is being paid to say it's changed their life.


My wife is. I do the shopping and it's a nightmare though far more for her because the food tastes like sh1te!

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The official random whinge thread... on 14:11 - Jul 12 with 1103 viewspikeypaul

Bar staff who only serve whoever is directly in front of them,not having any awareness of who has been waiting longest.
Pubs that charge £3.50 for a small (275ml) bottle of non alcoholic beer so really a soft drink, eg Greyhound inn down Gower,that's only going to encourage drink driving especially in a pub in the middle of nowhere.
Fruit machines with volume turned up to maximum in pubs,cafes,etc.
People in front of me who after waiting at a check out or bar for 10 minutes only realise they need to pay after everything is done,they then start hunting for their purse making us all wait even longer,fecking morons.

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The official random whinge thread... on 14:12 - Jul 12 with 1101 viewsunion_jack

The official random whinge thread... on 13:45 - Jul 12 by Johnw102

People (usually women) in front of you in a bar who when they are going to get served then to all their group and ask what they want to drink. FFS they have had 3/4 mins waiting there to get it sorted,

People in check who when it comes time to pay have a 100 vouchers and get them all scanned and only about a ¼ of them work.


Good one there John. Irks me when some woman usually in front of me has a big shop, then doesn't a) have her card or money ready and b) doesn't attempt to pay until she has packed everything. Meanwhile, checkout operator and others in queue whistling in the air and twiddling thumbs. All to no avail, she won't be rushed.

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The official random whinge thread... on 14:14 - Jul 12 with 1097 viewsunion_jack

The official random whinge thread... on 14:11 - Jul 12 by pikeypaul

Bar staff who only serve whoever is directly in front of them,not having any awareness of who has been waiting longest.
Pubs that charge £3.50 for a small (275ml) bottle of non alcoholic beer so really a soft drink, eg Greyhound inn down Gower,that's only going to encourage drink driving especially in a pub in the middle of nowhere.
Fruit machines with volume turned up to maximum in pubs,cafes,etc.
People in front of me who after waiting at a check out or bar for 10 minutes only realise they need to pay after everything is done,they then start hunting for their purse making us all wait even longer,fecking morons.


Great minds re the last point Paul. Really annoying!

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The official random whinge thread... on 14:19 - Jul 12 with 1093 viewsMurph75

The official random whinge thread... on 14:14 - Jul 12 by union_jack

Great minds re the last point Paul. Really annoying!


Pedantic people who have to start a reply on a thread to "back on topic".
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The official random whinge thread... on 14:19 - Jul 12 with 1093 viewsunion_jack

The official random whinge thread... on 11:56 - Jul 11 by Phil_S

People who refuse to say thank you when you hold the door open for them, I am not your servant and am not obliged to do it

People (particularly on the tube) who love to play their music through their headphones but loud enough that we can all hear the dull thud of the bass. You will go deaf...

In general people who cannot be arsed to say please or thank you to people that are serving/being served by


Totally agree with your last point Phil BUT there is something that really annoys me when they say please almost every other word.

"How can I help you sir"

"Please can I have that cake please"

"This one sir?"

Yes Please"

"Anything else?"

"Yes please"

"What"

"A coffee please"

etc. etc.

Quite prevalent around this area for some reason. Of course, only being polite, but going a bit OTT in my opinion.

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The official random whinge thread... on 14:21 - Jul 12 with 1090 viewsunion_jack

The official random whinge thread... on 14:19 - Jul 12 by Murph75

Pedantic people who have to start a reply on a thread to "back on topic".


Did you get any sleep last night?

Are you sure you understand the meaning of the word pedantic?

Just asking.

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The official random whinge thread... on 14:26 - Jul 12 with 1082 viewsMurph75

The official random whinge thread... on 14:21 - Jul 12 by union_jack

Did you get any sleep last night?

Are you sure you understand the meaning of the word pedantic?

Just asking.


Over overscrupulous people who moan about other peoples irritants can be a little annoying as well.
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The official random whinge thread... on 14:42 - Jul 12 with 1068 viewsNogginthenog

The official random whinge thread... on 14:11 - Jul 12 by pikeypaul

Bar staff who only serve whoever is directly in front of them,not having any awareness of who has been waiting longest.
Pubs that charge £3.50 for a small (275ml) bottle of non alcoholic beer so really a soft drink, eg Greyhound inn down Gower,that's only going to encourage drink driving especially in a pub in the middle of nowhere.
Fruit machines with volume turned up to maximum in pubs,cafes,etc.
People in front of me who after waiting at a check out or bar for 10 minutes only realise they need to pay after everything is done,they then start hunting for their purse making us all wait even longer,fecking morons.


Surely you mean "down the Gower"
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The official random whinge thread... on 15:22 - Jul 12 with 1048 viewsunion_jack

The official random whinge thread... on 14:26 - Jul 12 by Murph75

Over overscrupulous people who moan about other peoples irritants can be a little annoying as well.


This board is not for you!

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The official random whinge thread... on 15:30 - Jul 12 with 1045 viewsskippyjack

The best ones are.. you have been shopping in Tesco's.. starts queuing behind two people to pay.. They get served, then some 'floor line supervisory managerial demi god' decides to close the aisle.. then you have to queue again in a bigger queue..

Old people driving around corners.
Cyclists who purposely put their lives in danger, because they're desperate to vilify the motor terrorists.
Parking attendants specifically out to ruin someone's day.
Disabled space, Sports car with spoilers and 20 exhaust pipes parked in it.
Teacher's inflating ego's of children.
Stupid stuff in religious texts.
News paper's with a load of horse dollop on it.
A*se lickers in the workplace, for self fulfilling prophecies.
Women getting 'ready' whatever ready means.
T*ts with their hats backwards, jeans halfway down their a*se.. and multiple tattoos culminating in a sleave.
F*cking stupid piercing.. don't mind the ears, belly button, or the little ones on the nose.. it's the new invention of gigantic holes, ring around the nose.. big f*ck off lip ones, an earing hanging off their eyebrow..
fake tan like an orange.
people acting out Shakespearean literature like they're some sort of sophisticated deity.
Women and wine?.. it's a new craze.. then you have the women snipers pointing out 'the clarse' of wine others are drinking.. usually if it's Rose.
Women pushing in the queue because they're women, and your wife is backing them anyway.
Tw*ts who drive 70mph on a 20mph road with kids on, blasting their exhaust.
McDonald's drive thru waiting area.
Restaurants serving food to people who ordered after you.
People talking to waitresses like wenches.
Bouncers being all high and mighty.
Barmaids clearly ignoring you while queuing.
Women complaining about men, for some unknown reason to man.
Big Brother.
Footballers being 'modern footballers'
Rugby fans fight.. they're men, fighting for a cause they believe in.. yet football fans who fight won't last a day in the armed forces.
BBC bias.
bosses with egos the size of Jupiter.
Predictable films.
The 'goodie, goodie' people.
Police officers as dense as two planks of wood and a packet of prawn crackers in a pick nick.
football fans letting out weird urges in the crowd.

The awkward moment when a Welsh Club become the Champions of England.. shh The Swansea Way.. To upset the odds.
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The official random whinge thread... on 16:03 - Jul 12 with 1007 viewsMurph75

The official random whinge thread... on 15:22 - Jul 12 by union_jack

This board is not for you!


Pretentious people who think they know what's best for others.
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The official random whinge thread... on 16:21 - Jul 12 with 990 viewsunion_jack

The official random whinge thread... on 16:03 - Jul 12 by Murph75

Pretentious people who think they know what's best for others.


On the evidence supplied I think it's a fair assessment.

If you've got problems, share them with us on here. I'm sure we'll all try and help. 👍

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The official random whinge thread... on 16:23 - Jul 12 with 989 viewsLord_Bony

The official random whinge thread... on 15:30 - Jul 12 by skippyjack

The best ones are.. you have been shopping in Tesco's.. starts queuing behind two people to pay.. They get served, then some 'floor line supervisory managerial demi god' decides to close the aisle.. then you have to queue again in a bigger queue..

Old people driving around corners.
Cyclists who purposely put their lives in danger, because they're desperate to vilify the motor terrorists.
Parking attendants specifically out to ruin someone's day.
Disabled space, Sports car with spoilers and 20 exhaust pipes parked in it.
Teacher's inflating ego's of children.
Stupid stuff in religious texts.
News paper's with a load of horse dollop on it.
A*se lickers in the workplace, for self fulfilling prophecies.
Women getting 'ready' whatever ready means.
T*ts with their hats backwards, jeans halfway down their a*se.. and multiple tattoos culminating in a sleave.
F*cking stupid piercing.. don't mind the ears, belly button, or the little ones on the nose.. it's the new invention of gigantic holes, ring around the nose.. big f*ck off lip ones, an earing hanging off their eyebrow..
fake tan like an orange.
people acting out Shakespearean literature like they're some sort of sophisticated deity.
Women and wine?.. it's a new craze.. then you have the women snipers pointing out 'the clarse' of wine others are drinking.. usually if it's Rose.
Women pushing in the queue because they're women, and your wife is backing them anyway.
Tw*ts who drive 70mph on a 20mph road with kids on, blasting their exhaust.
McDonald's drive thru waiting area.
Restaurants serving food to people who ordered after you.
People talking to waitresses like wenches.
Bouncers being all high and mighty.
Barmaids clearly ignoring you while queuing.
Women complaining about men, for some unknown reason to man.
Big Brother.
Footballers being 'modern footballers'
Rugby fans fight.. they're men, fighting for a cause they believe in.. yet football fans who fight won't last a day in the armed forces.
BBC bias.
bosses with egos the size of Jupiter.
Predictable films.
The 'goodie, goodie' people.
Police officers as dense as two planks of wood and a packet of prawn crackers in a pick nick.
football fans letting out weird urges in the crowd.



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The official random whinge thread... on 16:29 - Jul 12 with 983 viewsjack247

People employed to stand in the street and hassle passers by into signing up with sky, donating to green peace or making a claim for tripping over a kerb. Especially the overenthusiastic ones. I'm not so bothered by the ones who just stand around chatting to each other
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The official random whinge thread... on 17:40 - Jul 12 with 951 viewsMuteswan

The official random whinge thread... on 15:30 - Jul 12 by skippyjack

The best ones are.. you have been shopping in Tesco's.. starts queuing behind two people to pay.. They get served, then some 'floor line supervisory managerial demi god' decides to close the aisle.. then you have to queue again in a bigger queue..

Old people driving around corners.
Cyclists who purposely put their lives in danger, because they're desperate to vilify the motor terrorists.
Parking attendants specifically out to ruin someone's day.
Disabled space, Sports car with spoilers and 20 exhaust pipes parked in it.
Teacher's inflating ego's of children.
Stupid stuff in religious texts.
News paper's with a load of horse dollop on it.
A*se lickers in the workplace, for self fulfilling prophecies.
Women getting 'ready' whatever ready means.
T*ts with their hats backwards, jeans halfway down their a*se.. and multiple tattoos culminating in a sleave.
F*cking stupid piercing.. don't mind the ears, belly button, or the little ones on the nose.. it's the new invention of gigantic holes, ring around the nose.. big f*ck off lip ones, an earing hanging off their eyebrow..
fake tan like an orange.
people acting out Shakespearean literature like they're some sort of sophisticated deity.
Women and wine?.. it's a new craze.. then you have the women snipers pointing out 'the clarse' of wine others are drinking.. usually if it's Rose.
Women pushing in the queue because they're women, and your wife is backing them anyway.
Tw*ts who drive 70mph on a 20mph road with kids on, blasting their exhaust.
McDonald's drive thru waiting area.
Restaurants serving food to people who ordered after you.
People talking to waitresses like wenches.
Bouncers being all high and mighty.
Barmaids clearly ignoring you while queuing.
Women complaining about men, for some unknown reason to man.
Big Brother.
Footballers being 'modern footballers'
Rugby fans fight.. they're men, fighting for a cause they believe in.. yet football fans who fight won't last a day in the armed forces.
BBC bias.
bosses with egos the size of Jupiter.
Predictable films.
The 'goodie, goodie' people.
Police officers as dense as two planks of wood and a packet of prawn crackers in a pick nick.
football fans letting out weird urges in the crowd.


Just about covers everything, oh, and the sea is too cold!
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The official random whinge thread... on 17:41 - Jul 12 with 949 viewswaynekerr55

So why has Perchie been banned then?

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The official random whinge thread... on 17:51 - Jul 12 with 942 viewsLoyal

The official random whinge thread... on 14:12 - Jul 12 by union_jack

Good one there John. Irks me when some woman usually in front of me has a big shop, then doesn't a) have her card or money ready and b) doesn't attempt to pay until she has packed everything. Meanwhile, checkout operator and others in queue whistling in the air and twiddling thumbs. All to no avail, she won't be rushed.


A keenly inserted forefinger, gently lubed and delivered in a decisive manner should be the punishment for this. Equally in the spirit of equality the same for males but to the chunnel area.

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The official random whinge thread... on 18:18 - Jul 12 with 930 viewsMurph75

The official random whinge thread... on 16:21 - Jul 12 by union_jack

On the evidence supplied I think it's a fair assessment.

If you've got problems, share them with us on here. I'm sure we'll all try and help. 👍


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The official random whinge thread... on 18:55 - Jul 12 with 899 viewsMurph75

The official random whinge thread... on 18:18 - Jul 12 by Murph75

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