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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ 08:46 - Apr 12 with 4158 viewsboobishabang

Great player, why does he tuck the legs of his shorts up into his undercrackers??! save's the old boy hanging out the bottom of a leg??!!!
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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 08:51 - Apr 12 with 4141 viewsToast_R

I noticed that, if it helps him gallop through the midfiled with the ball like he does, then tucking the short in the way to go.

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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 09:06 - Apr 12 with 4098 viewsTonto

I was wondering how he keeps them up? Does he have some suspenders under his shorts?

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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 09:07 - Apr 12 with 4094 viewsboobishabang

Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 09:06 - Apr 12 by Tonto

I was wondering how he keeps them up? Does he have some suspenders under his shorts?


think they are tucked up and under the legs of his undies, looks uncomfortable but seems to work for him!
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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 09:11 - Apr 12 with 4074 viewsJamie

Because he's a raving loon. But he's our loon and long may it continue.
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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 09:18 - Apr 12 with 4050 viewstimcocking

Could he be into Muay Thai? It's the fashion amongst Muay Thai fighters to have their shorts tucked up like that.

So far, he's brilliant! A really interesting addition to a team full of unusual players. I love our team.

Cisse, Taarabt, Barton, Diakite, Taiwo, none of them 100%.
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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 13:17 - Apr 12 with 3950 viewsTacticalR

Maybe it's a sumo wrestling thing? Or maybe he just needs bigger shorts?

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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 13:38 - Apr 12 with 3906 viewsNeil_SI

His shorts are a real talking point between our group, I just can't fathom it and it actually bothers me! How can you play with your shorts up like that? It would irritate me massively to the point it would put me off my game.

Damian Stewart used to do it from time to time as well.

I love it and hate it in equal measures.
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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 13:49 - Apr 12 with 3860 viewsNorthernr

could we not just fish out some shorter shorts for him?
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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 13:52 - Apr 12 with 3847 viewsFerdy

I love Samba. I have always had a soft spot for eccentric players.

Not sure if I would be more gutted if we went down or if we lost him in the summer.

He cant resist a booking though, I reckon he could get 50 yellow cards if he is still around next season.

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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 13:54 - Apr 12 with 3843 viewsJonDoeman

Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 13:49 - Apr 12 by Northernr

could we not just fish out some shorter shorts for him?



It Is What It Is !!

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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 14:19 - Apr 12 with 3814 viewsQPR_ARG

Other less famous players are already copying him!

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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 14:33 - Apr 12 with 3784 viewswestolian

Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 13:49 - Apr 12 by Northernr

could we not just fish out some shorter shorts for him?


I've got some from the late 70's / early 80's if that helps

I've found a team sheet for the weekend - anyone interested ?

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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 14:50 - Apr 12 with 3756 viewskensalriser

Yeah, give the guy some shorts from the 80s.

Shorts must surely be getting smaller now though - they need to catch up with the trend in shirt fit, which has gone from ridiculously oversized to skin-tight gay disco fit in just a few seasons.

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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 14:59 - Apr 12 with 3729 viewsrobith

On a related note, has anyone noticed Buzz wears MASSIVE shorts? They're practically trousers
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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 16:43 - Apr 12 with 3657 viewsFDC

Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 13:52 - Apr 12 by Ferdy

I love Samba. I have always had a soft spot for eccentric players.

Not sure if I would be more gutted if we went down or if we lost him in the summer.

He cant resist a booking though, I reckon he could get 50 yellow cards if he is still around next season.



You have to wonder if it was a minor master-stroke of Hughes' to bring in a couple of characters like Diakite and Taiwo. Any one see on Tunnel Cam Taiwo saying to one of the Swansea players 'Thanks for coming mate!'?
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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 17:17 - Apr 12 with 3599 viewstimcocking

Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 14:19 - Apr 12 by QPR_ARG

Other less famous players are already copying him!



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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 17:48 - Apr 12 with 3542 viewsJonDoeman

Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 16:43 - Apr 12 by FDC

You have to wonder if it was a minor master-stroke of Hughes' to bring in a couple of characters like Diakite and Taiwo. Any one see on Tunnel Cam Taiwo saying to one of the Swansea players 'Thanks for coming mate!'?



It Is What It Is !!

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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 17:53 - Apr 12 with 3524 viewsNorthernr

Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 16:43 - Apr 12 by FDC

You have to wonder if it was a minor master-stroke of Hughes' to bring in a couple of characters like Diakite and Taiwo. Any one see on Tunnel Cam Taiwo saying to one of the Swansea players 'Thanks for coming mate!'?


That's after he'd spent quite some time pouring a whole bottle of water over Joey Barton's head out on the pitch - something I got the impression Barton wasn't overly thrilled with.

Taiwo and Diakite are both absolutely nuts let's face it. We were worried in the pub last night that without Derry we only really had Onuoha and Buzsaky on the pitch with any composure and intelligence. Hughes' transfer philosophy seems to be based around packing the team with mentalists.

Kenny - bit prone to having his eyebrow bitten off in pub brawls, and serving long drug bans
Onuoha - loves his mum, nice lad
Hill - will headbutt you if things aren't going his way.
Ferdinand - bit dim
Taiwo - crackers
Diakite - absolutely crackers
Barton - mental
Taarabt - mental maverick
Buzsaky - shining light of reasonableness
Mackie - strange boy, ridiculous work rate and attitude, bit dim
Zamora - bit dim

It's like herding cats or managing a creche, we sort of need Derry to oversee things.

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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 18:04 - Apr 12 with 3493 views18StoneOfHoop

Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 17:53 - Apr 12 by Northernr

That's after he'd spent quite some time pouring a whole bottle of water over Joey Barton's head out on the pitch - something I got the impression Barton wasn't overly thrilled with.

Taiwo and Diakite are both absolutely nuts let's face it. We were worried in the pub last night that without Derry we only really had Onuoha and Buzsaky on the pitch with any composure and intelligence. Hughes' transfer philosophy seems to be based around packing the team with mentalists.

Kenny - bit prone to having his eyebrow bitten off in pub brawls, and serving long drug bans
Onuoha - loves his mum, nice lad
Hill - will headbutt you if things aren't going his way.
Ferdinand - bit dim
Taiwo - crackers
Diakite - absolutely crackers
Barton - mental
Taarabt - mental maverick
Buzsaky - shining light of reasonableness
Mackie - strange boy, ridiculous work rate and attitude, bit dim
Zamora - bit dim

It's like herding cats or managing a creche, we sort of need Derry to oversee things.



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.. unerringly seeringly accurate judgments on all of the first x1's mental health or otherwise.

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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 18:37 - Apr 12 with 3439 viewsPhildo

Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 17:53 - Apr 12 by Northernr

That's after he'd spent quite some time pouring a whole bottle of water over Joey Barton's head out on the pitch - something I got the impression Barton wasn't overly thrilled with.

Taiwo and Diakite are both absolutely nuts let's face it. We were worried in the pub last night that without Derry we only really had Onuoha and Buzsaky on the pitch with any composure and intelligence. Hughes' transfer philosophy seems to be based around packing the team with mentalists.

Kenny - bit prone to having his eyebrow bitten off in pub brawls, and serving long drug bans
Onuoha - loves his mum, nice lad
Hill - will headbutt you if things aren't going his way.
Ferdinand - bit dim
Taiwo - crackers
Diakite - absolutely crackers
Barton - mental
Taarabt - mental maverick
Buzsaky - shining light of reasonableness
Mackie - strange boy, ridiculous work rate and attitude, bit dim
Zamora - bit dim

It's like herding cats or managing a creche, we sort of need Derry to oversee things.



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Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 19:29 - Apr 12 with 3358 viewsandygg

Diakite - whats with the shorts........ on 17:53 - Apr 12 by Northernr

That's after he'd spent quite some time pouring a whole bottle of water over Joey Barton's head out on the pitch - something I got the impression Barton wasn't overly thrilled with.

Taiwo and Diakite are both absolutely nuts let's face it. We were worried in the pub last night that without Derry we only really had Onuoha and Buzsaky on the pitch with any composure and intelligence. Hughes' transfer philosophy seems to be based around packing the team with mentalists.

Kenny - bit prone to having his eyebrow bitten off in pub brawls, and serving long drug bans
Onuoha - loves his mum, nice lad
Hill - will headbutt you if things aren't going his way.
Ferdinand - bit dim
Taiwo - crackers
Diakite - absolutely crackers
Barton - mental
Taarabt - mental maverick
Buzsaky - shining light of reasonableness
Mackie - strange boy, ridiculous work rate and attitude, bit dim
Zamora - bit dim

It's like herding cats or managing a creche, we sort of need Derry to oversee things.



Funny post, and very true.
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