Off the wagon 11:15 - Sep 4 with 3356 views | hopphoops | I went cold turkey and I haven't posted for a few months. But it's a cold harsh world out there. Anyways, Eze? Chair? Big Hugs? We'll be finishing fourth this season. Lump on. Also, can it really be true that Steve Bruce did actually write the Striker trilogy? The plot thickens, like gravy does when you add cornflour and stir it in. Cornflour is the starch derived from the corn (maize) grain. The starch is obtained from the endosperm of the kernel etc etc. And finally, https://twitter.com/visualsatire | ![](/images/avatars/1858.gif) |
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Off the wagon on 12:01 - Sep 4 with 3234 views | Mick_S | David Mellor/Stevie G. | ![](/images/avatars/1815.gif) |
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Off the wagon on 12:27 - Sep 4 with 3154 views | DannyPaddox | I always wanted that Phil Oakley hair-do. And after all these years I’ve got it. | ![](/images/avatars/17496.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Off the wagon on 12:34 - Sep 4 with 3131 views | Mick_S | I don't know who this is; it doesn't really matter. I know a good song for this. | ![](/images/avatars/1815.gif) |
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Off the wagon on 12:36 - Sep 4 with 3128 views | hopphoops |
Off the wagon on 12:01 - Sep 4 by Mick_S | David Mellor/Stevie G. |
Aung San Suu Kyi + Howard Kendall = Alan Partridge Narendra Modi + Jürgen Klinsmann = Julian Clary | ![](/images/avatars/1858.gif) |
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Off the wagon on 12:58 - Sep 4 with 3059 views | DannyPaddox |
Off the wagon on 12:34 - Sep 4 by Mick_S | I don't know who this is; it doesn't really matter. I know a good song for this. |
Is this Gareth Bale with Kim Kardashian’s pubes? | ![](/images/avatars/17496.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Off the wagon on 20:31 - Sep 5 with 2572 views | FDC |
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Off the wagon on 20:59 - Sep 5 with 2553 views | Konk |
Off the wagon on 12:27 - Sep 4 by DannyPaddox | I always wanted that Phil Oakley hair-do. And after all these years I’ve got it. |
Good to see your persistence paid off, mate. My mate went to a colleague's barbecue and got chatting with her brother about all sorts of mundane stuff. Lovely fella by all accounts, the conversation progressed to what do you do then, mate? And it turned out Phil was in a band. What band's that then, mate? Human League. Didn't recognise him without the barnet. A top bloke apparently. | ![](/images/avatars/6543.gif) |
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