| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 800447 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:29 - Oct 26 with 1682 views | Esox_Lucius |
Whilst reading the autobiography of actor Yul Brynner, I discovered that he was an avid Liverpool FC fan and that he never used aftershave.
That's right! Yul never wore cologne. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:42 - Nov 4 with 1299 views | Esox_Lucius |
I walked into a hardware shop yesterday and as soon as I crossed the threshold all the stud finders started beeping. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:44 - Nov 5 with 1123 views | SimonJames |
Many football fans know that The Proclaimers are massive Hibs fans and that their song "Sunshine On Leith" is sung at Hibs games.
But most people don't know that many years ago, Craig and Charlie Reid both worked as groundsmen for the club.
They got the sack after players complained that the grass was too long and it ruined their passing game.
In their defence, the brothers blamed this on stock shortages at B&Q
They went to branches at Bathgate no mower, Linwood no mower, Irvine no mower, Lochaber no mower, Sutherland no mower, Lewis no mower, Skye no mower... |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:49 - Nov 5 with 1072 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 13:44 - Nov 5 by SimonJames |
Many football fans know that The Proclaimers are massive Hibs fans and that their song "Sunshine On Leith" is sung at Hibs games.
But most people don't know that many years ago, Craig and Charlie Reid both worked as groundsmen for the club.
They got the sack after players complained that the grass was too long and it ruined their passing game.
In their defence, the brothers blamed this on stock shortages at B&Q
They went to branches at Bathgate no mower, Linwood no mower, Irvine no mower, Lochaber no mower, Sutherland no mower, Lewis no mower, Skye no mower... |
That's probably 500 miles . [Post edited 5 Nov 14:50]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:45 - Nov 11 with 812 views | Sonofpugwash |
I eas at a funeral the other week and we were all gathered around the grave..The priest said "does anyone want to say a few words?"
From the back a voice is heard ...."i'm a Vegan". |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:45 - Nov 13 with 579 views | Esox_Lucius |
I made some binoculars out of an old colander.
Now I have strained my eyes... | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:45 - Nov 15 with 298 views | Boston |
I was in the library this morning and the bloke in front of me asked if they had Donald Trump's book on immigration.
Bristling with rage the librarian shouted "get out of here and never come back"!
"Yeah, that's the one", he replied. | |
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