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Oi Clive where's our match report... 09:03 - Jan 13 with 4372 viewsSuffolkHoop

Lunch break is between 1230 and 1 so by then would be great please mate!!


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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 09:34 - Jan 13 with 4346 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Yeah Clive you lazy shit....

: )

We demand you produce the service that we put zero input and money into now!
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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 09:54 - Jan 13 with 4313 viewsW7Ranger

Fcuksaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake Clive COME ON!!!
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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 10:06 - Jan 13 with 4276 viewsRamseyR

Suspect this one may be later than usual.

I guess Clive may start on a draft before the game, and this morning will be furiously changing his usual (but hilarious) negative analogies, for some positive ones, but he's a bit out of practice on those
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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 10:55 - Jan 13 with 4188 viewsWokingR

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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:23 - Jan 13 with 4133 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Shoddy!

All I'm saying, you never see Clive and Donald Trump in the same room at the same time. He's probably pissed or, being pissed on, by some Russian brass in the Reading Travelodge as we speak.

I'll get the tapes from the concierge, and we'll hang this sloth out to dry...literally and metaphorically speaking!

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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:36 - Jan 13 with 4092 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:23 - Jan 13 by PlanetHonneywood

Shoddy!

All I'm saying, you never see Clive and Donald Trump in the same room at the same time. He's probably pissed or, being pissed on, by some Russian brass in the Reading Travelodge as we speak.

I'll get the tapes from the concierge, and we'll hang this sloth out to dry...literally and metaphorically speaking!


You can get waterproof laptop covers nowadays, so he still hasn't got an excuse.
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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:42 - Jan 13 with 4060 viewsBluce_Ree

I'm writing the report this week. Here it is.


Reading thought they were good but were mistaken. QPR turned up and gave them a harsh lesson in how to eat shit by scoring with the sort of move that makes ITV commentators gargle with Barcelona's jizz. Except instead of Lionel Messi finishing it off, it was QPR's mighty Jamie Mackie who was more than happy to celebrate against his old club because he knows they aren't going to do shit about it because they've got an important office meeting in the morning at the local accountancy firm.

Final score. Bitches 0 - Mighty R's 1.

Goals scored: 1
Dicks eaten by Reading: 98
Ollie respect level: rising

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:47 - Jan 13 with 4040 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:42 - Jan 13 by Bluce_Ree

I'm writing the report this week. Here it is.


Reading thought they were good but were mistaken. QPR turned up and gave them a harsh lesson in how to eat shit by scoring with the sort of move that makes ITV commentators gargle with Barcelona's jizz. Except instead of Lionel Messi finishing it off, it was QPR's mighty Jamie Mackie who was more than happy to celebrate against his old club because he knows they aren't going to do shit about it because they've got an important office meeting in the morning at the local accountancy firm.

Final score. Bitches 0 - Mighty R's 1.

Goals scored: 1
Dicks eaten by Reading: 98
Ollie respect level: rising


The home crowd was so small last night that I think a few people will need to double up on the man spam.
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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:53 - Jan 13 with 4017 viewsWokingR

Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:42 - Jan 13 by Bluce_Ree

I'm writing the report this week. Here it is.


Reading thought they were good but were mistaken. QPR turned up and gave them a harsh lesson in how to eat shit by scoring with the sort of move that makes ITV commentators gargle with Barcelona's jizz. Except instead of Lionel Messi finishing it off, it was QPR's mighty Jamie Mackie who was more than happy to celebrate against his old club because he knows they aren't going to do shit about it because they've got an important office meeting in the morning at the local accountancy firm.

Final score. Bitches 0 - Mighty R's 1.

Goals scored: 1
Dicks eaten by Reading: 98
Ollie respect level: rising


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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:56 - Jan 13 with 3993 views2Thomas2Bowles

Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:42 - Jan 13 by Bluce_Ree

I'm writing the report this week. Here it is.


Reading thought they were good but were mistaken. QPR turned up and gave them a harsh lesson in how to eat shit by scoring with the sort of move that makes ITV commentators gargle with Barcelona's jizz. Except instead of Lionel Messi finishing it off, it was QPR's mighty Jamie Mackie who was more than happy to celebrate against his old club because he knows they aren't going to do shit about it because they've got an important office meeting in the morning at the local accountancy firm.

Final score. Bitches 0 - Mighty R's 1.

Goals scored: 1
Dicks eaten by Reading: 98
Ollie respect level: rising


And may the lord be praised amen.

You are out of a job Clive

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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 12:04 - Jan 13 with 3938 viewsDorse

Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:42 - Jan 13 by Bluce_Ree

I'm writing the report this week. Here it is.


Reading thought they were good but were mistaken. QPR turned up and gave them a harsh lesson in how to eat shit by scoring with the sort of move that makes ITV commentators gargle with Barcelona's jizz. Except instead of Lionel Messi finishing it off, it was QPR's mighty Jamie Mackie who was more than happy to celebrate against his old club because he knows they aren't going to do shit about it because they've got an important office meeting in the morning at the local accountancy firm.

Final score. Bitches 0 - Mighty R's 1.

Goals scored: 1
Dicks eaten by Reading: 98
Ollie respect level: rising



'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 14:38 - Jan 13 with 3740 viewsSuffolkHoop

Only joking Clive take as long as you need.
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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 14:42 - Jan 13 with 3713 viewsNorthernr

Lol bluce has done it for me. at proper work until later today so you'll have to cope with the knee jerks for now
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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 14:51 - Jan 13 with 3654 viewsPinnerPaul

Oi Clive where's our match report... on 14:42 - Jan 13 by Northernr

Lol bluce has done it for me. at proper work until later today so you'll have to cope with the knee jerks for now


You don't call that "proper" work surely?!

Looking forward to it, will enjoy reading it before bedtime tonight!
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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:04 - Jan 13 with 3612 viewsDorse

Oi Clive where's our match report... on 14:51 - Jan 13 by PinnerPaul

You don't call that "proper" work surely?!

Looking forward to it, will enjoy reading it before bedtime tonight!


Your foreplay really needs some work PP...

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:08 - Jan 13 with 3600 viewskensalriser

You must all be the fanboys I saw disparagingly referenced in another thread.

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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:12 - Jan 13 with 3580 viewsPinnerPaul

Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:04 - Jan 13 by Dorse

Your foreplay really needs some work PP...


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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:20 - Jan 13 with 3542 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:08 - Jan 13 by kensalriser

You must all be the fanboys I saw disparagingly referenced in another thread.


I'm also unnecessarily argumentative, you arsehole : )
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Oi Clive where's our match report... on 15:31 - Jan 13 with 3509 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Oi Clive where's our match report... on 11:42 - Jan 13 by Bluce_Ree

I'm writing the report this week. Here it is.


Reading thought they were good but were mistaken. QPR turned up and gave them a harsh lesson in how to eat shit by scoring with the sort of move that makes ITV commentators gargle with Barcelona's jizz. Except instead of Lionel Messi finishing it off, it was QPR's mighty Jamie Mackie who was more than happy to celebrate against his old club because he knows they aren't going to do shit about it because they've got an important office meeting in the morning at the local accountancy firm.

Final score. Bitches 0 - Mighty R's 1.

Goals scored: 1
Dicks eaten by Reading: 98
Ollie respect level: rising


More succinct and neither does it want for cutting analysis, social commentary or wit.

I like. I like, it a lot.

Take a memo for the other bloke, forgotten his name already, and include his P45. Dress it up, blah, blah, place on record, blah, blah triffic job etc. but tell him to do one by the end.

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