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...that drives your wife / other half, spare? Me, loads of stuff. Mrs Boston finds my culinary expertise when cooking piles and friggin piles of lamb chops, then sitting down and sucking the bones dry, triflingly annoying. When she's not saving the planet and fighting for sheep rights, I'm perfecting my recipe for mint sauce.
Talking with my mouth full and picking food out of my teeth. At the birth of our son, my wife had asked me to bring some Ginger Nuts along for some sugary energy — I was starving, so whilst she was giving birth, I was bent down by the side of the bed, hoping she couldn’t see me picking biscuits out of my teeth, and because I didn’t want to annoy her by chomping loudly or talking with my mouthful, I sat there quietly eating the biscuits rather than offering quite as much encouragement and support as I might have done. Obviously I could have just knocked the biscuits on the head, but I was really hungry. I drank her Orange San Pellegrino drink too, which hasn't been forgotten. Oh, and when we’re sat next to each other on the sofa, she often has a pop about me whistling out of my nose…which no-one else seems to have ever noticed. I think that’s about it — she’s a wonderful woman.
Talking with my mouth full and picking food out of my teeth. At the birth of our son, my wife had asked me to bring some Ginger Nuts along for some sugary energy — I was starving, so whilst she was giving birth, I was bent down by the side of the bed, hoping she couldn’t see me picking biscuits out of my teeth, and because I didn’t want to annoy her by chomping loudly or talking with my mouthful, I sat there quietly eating the biscuits rather than offering quite as much encouragement and support as I might have done. Obviously I could have just knocked the biscuits on the head, but I was really hungry. I drank her Orange San Pellegrino drink too, which hasn't been forgotten. Oh, and when we’re sat next to each other on the sofa, she often has a pop about me whistling out of my nose…which no-one else seems to have ever noticed. I think that’s about it — she’s a wonderful woman.
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So, what do you do on 12:36 - Feb 27 with 3447 views
I don't whistle out my nose, though! I've asked loads of people to listen and no-one else can hear anything, so she's either got amazing hearing or is imagining the whole thing. Either way, I don't think you can really ask someone to stop breathing because it's annoying you.
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So, what do you do on 12:43 - Feb 27 with 3421 views
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So, what do you do on 12:45 - Feb 27 with 3413 views
I don't whistle out my nose, though! I've asked loads of people to listen and no-one else can hear anything, so she's either got amazing hearing or is imagining the whole thing. Either way, I don't think you can really ask someone to stop breathing because it's annoying you.
I don't think you can really ask someone to stop breathing because it's annoying you.
I don't whistle out my nose, though! I've asked loads of people to listen and no-one else can hear anything, so she's either got amazing hearing or is imagining the whole thing. Either way, I don't think you can really ask someone to stop breathing because it's annoying you.
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So, what do you do on 12:47 - Feb 27 with 3402 views
LOL. I get that all the time. If she sees me online doing anything she rolls her eyes and says sarcastically "Oh, I suppose you're loft for words again".
Never mind that she's just spent 90 minutes on Facebook talking to bollx to people on there that she never actually meets face to face.
Actually one thing I do that drives my wife mental is to have a shower just before leaving on a long car journey. My logic is that if I'm about to drive to Scotland of the South of France or set off on some 10 hour combo of cars/trains/planes to get somewhere hot I'd rather not start off with sweaty bolls and stinking pits. And having a 10 minute shower is taking a 10 minute shower. It's no faster if I do it eaarlier.
Meanwhile I'm waiting for my wife to finish packing her bag. Which she only ever does 2 miliseconds before our departutre time. As it's only slightly smaller that the Hindenberg it has to go in the boot first. Cue my wife looking angrily at the pile of other cases and bags on the pavement and angrily asking me "What have I been DOING" and blaming in all on the fact that I had a late shower.
This has been going on for 16 years. It's like being in the Somme.
I never answer any land line call. If anybody I know wants to contact me they can do so through my mobile. If they haven't got my mobile number, there's a reason for that. This means that cold calls, call from friends of the wife and calls from the wifes family never get answered by me.
It particularly annoys her when she's indoors busy doing whatever it is she does and I still don't answer the call and yesterday she got extremely pissed off because it was her calling as my mobile is acting up at the moment. "Why the f'in 'ell didn't you answer any of the calls. I just don't understand. More than likely it will either be my family calling or me yet you never answer any call!". She's so sweet when she doesn't understand.
leave the toilet seat up wear her fluffy dressing gown wear her slippers take a bite out of something then put it back in the cupboard/fridge
but then on the other hand she uses my razor im always finding long hairs everywhere like the bathroom, my pillow, and even stuck up my arse oh and my sock & pants go missing on a regular basis
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So, what do you do on 16:27 - Feb 27 with 2973 views
Yeh LFW pisses her right off. Especially if we're walking round tescos or something. Leaving my work clothes and pants behind the door in the bathroom is another one ,and leaving bits of tools, screws, Stanley blades on my pockets of my work trousers which are usually found rattling about in the washing machine. My driving. My music My vinyl Not getting the house finished. Not getting the garden finished Not liking her new mates. Not listening to her or whatever.. Calling all our children's friends the wrong names.. Not remembering our children's birthdays, our anniversary.. Etc etc. She loves me really.
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So, what do you do on 16:43 - Feb 27 with 2949 views
Yeh LFW pisses her right off. Especially if we're walking round tescos or something. Leaving my work clothes and pants behind the door in the bathroom is another one ,and leaving bits of tools, screws, Stanley blades on my pockets of my work trousers which are usually found rattling about in the washing machine. My driving. My music My vinyl Not getting the house finished. Not getting the garden finished Not liking her new mates. Not listening to her or whatever.. Calling all our children's friends the wrong names.. Not remembering our children's birthdays, our anniversary.. Etc etc. She loves me really.
At least she doesn't complain about your drinking...
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