| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 865912 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:37 - Nov 16 with 6875 views | hubble |
Imagine if Una Stubbs had married Idi Amin. Una Amin? |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 00:50 - Nov 17 with 6707 views | Boston |
I hear Sadiq Khan is going to take action against the number of satellites orbiting the Earth.
He's installing parking meteors. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 06:48 - Nov 17 with 6647 views | SK_hoops |
| Corny Joke Warning on 00:50 - Nov 17 by Boston |
I hear Sadiq Khan is going to take action against the number of satellites orbiting the Earth.
He's installing parking meteors. |
I heard they are going to replace him with a female horse. At least you'd still be able to call it the mare of London. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 00:13 - Nov 18 with 6475 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 06:48 - Nov 17 by SK_hoops |
I heard they are going to replace him with a female horse. At least you'd still be able to call it the mare of London. |
This will occur at night, right? | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 07:22 - Nov 18 with 6429 views | PlanetHonneywood |
How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?
Poke her face. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 08:37 - Nov 18 with 6390 views | Rebalhoop |
If I take my Mrs shopping at Poundland,B@M and Home Bargains,
She lets me munch on her nipples …..
It’s tit for tat | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:16 - Nov 18 with 6317 views | Mick_S |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:37 - Nov 16 by hubble |
Imagine if Una Stubbs had married Idi Amin. Una Amin? |
In other news: Beyoncé has married Roy Castle’s son
Beyoncé Castle. Arf. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:58 - Nov 18 with 6298 views | hubble |
That's reminded me Mick, did you know Brian Eno has a brother he's never met, by the name of Howard? | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:58 - Nov 18 with 6249 views | Mick_S |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:58 - Nov 18 by hubble |
That's reminded me Mick, did you know Brian Eno has a brother he's never met, by the name of Howard? |
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| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:50 - Nov 18 with 6140 views | Lblock |
I stole some Moroccan geezers hat in the restaurant I was in earlier
He went mental, saying he was going to smash the gaff up unless it was returned
I wasn’t going to but…….. in the end I had to Fez up |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:45 - Nov 20 with 5928 views | Sonofpugwash |
A priest,a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar.The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll ya have?"
The rabbit says "I dunno,I'm only here because of autocorrect". |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:36 - Nov 20 with 5863 views | Lblock |
| Corny Joke Warning on 09:34 - Aug 30 by Lblock |
A priest, a monk and a rabbit walk into a bar
The barman says to the rabbit "what you having"
The rabbit says "No idea mate - I'm only here because of auto-correct" |
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| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:20 - Nov 20 with 5827 views | Boston |
Why do you get when an elephant skydives?
A big hole. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:42 - Nov 20 with 5816 views | Boston |
Two atheists go on a date, it all goes rather well, so they return to her house and start undressing.
Her: I know I should have told you this before but, I was a Christian until recently.
Him: No problem, giving up being a Christian is perfectly ok with me.
Her: Thanks, I knew you'd understand, I feel much better now as a Christina. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:28 - Nov 21 with 5632 views | Esox_Lucius |
I decided to gift my family e-readers for Xmas.
You should have seen the smile on the face of the shop assistant when I asked for 4 Kindles. |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:43 - Nov 22 with 5496 views | johann28 |
Very pleased with myself - just finished a jigsaw; only took me 6 months. On the box it said 3-5 years. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:16 - Nov 22 with 5376 views | Esox_Lucius |
My sister scoffed at me when I told her I was going to build a fully operational car out of spaghetti but you should have seen her face when I drove past 'er. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:47 - Nov 24 with 5141 views | Esox_Lucius |
I was walking past the YMCA in town and noticed a teenager sat on the steps stroking a handful of duck feathers.
I said "Young man, there's no need to feel down" | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:17 - Dec 2 with 4937 views | Esox_Lucius |
I had to chastise Dolly Parton for her maths skills today,
Dolly, 9,2,5, is no way to make 11. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:39 - Dec 3 with 4790 views | acricketer |
I went the airport yesterday and disguised myself as luggage. I got carried away! | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:41 - Dec 5 with 4643 views | Esox_Lucius |
I noticed a broken down car at the side of the road, steam coming out from under the bonnet, a large pool of oil under the front of the car etc. The owner waved me down and asked me if I could help and did I know anything about cars. I told him sorry, but no, I'm a chiropodist he then asked if I could give him a toe. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:03 - Dec 5 with 4584 views | Sonofpugwash |
Went for a run this morning but had to turn back after two minutes because I had forgotten something.
Forgot I was a fat old git who can't run. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:00 - Dec 6 with 8041 views | HAYESBOY |
I bought a big Xmas tree yesterday, the shop assistant asked if I was putting it up myself.
I said no, I was thinking of putting it in the front room!! |  |
| Smells like a trout farm in here |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:50 - Dec 6 with 7976 views | Sonofpugwash |
I shouted: “Push harder” when my wife was in labour.
“I hate you” she screamed,
I thought it was a bit harsh, It wasn’t my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:44 - Dec 10 with 7742 views | Sonofpugwash |
I went to the pet shop to get a new stand for my budgie. They wanted £350!
I said "That's ridiculous!"
He said, " Well, that's the perch's price." | |
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