| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 818676 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:55 - Jul 17 with 6470 views | GaryT |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:25 - Jul 15 by easthertsr |
The inventor of Autocorrect died today. His funnel will be held tomato. |
Still prefer the original. 
Corny Joke Warning by GaryT 22 Oct 2021 15:22The bloke who invented predictive text passed away yesterday...
His funfair will be next Monkey.
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:58 - Jul 17 with 6345 views | colinallcars |
I spent a few weeks in Hull last year helping a mate to decorate his house.
I was in the High Road and said to a copper:
“Excuse me officer, is there a B & Q in Hull ?”
He said “Fraid not sir, two Ls, an H and a U”. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 18:06 - Jul 18 with 6233 views | loftboy |
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Chris Eubank has written a book on ethics, he said if it's successful he would write one about Kent. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:49 - Jul 18 with 6183 views | acricketer |
Take the phrase "Fi Fy Fo Fum"
Say the phrase out loud twice, mixing up the words.
What have you got?
Chris Eubanks phone number | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:57 - Jul 18 with 6064 views | hantssi |
Where do Bad Rainbows go?
Prism
It's a light sentence, and gives them time to reflect. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 18:20 - Jul 20 with 5939 views | Esox_Lucius |
Three animals were having an argument over who was the best.
The Hawk said because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything from above.
The Lion based his claim on his strength.
The Skunk said he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature.
As they debated, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:48 - Jul 20 with 5845 views | Lblock |
I saw some Aussie bloke walking this little brown fluffy dog earlier
"Pomeranian?".. I asked him.
"Ah must be an Iranian mate, I'd never own anything British".. he replied |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:13 - Jul 27 with 5643 views | colinallcars |
I met my first wife when she worked in the local baker's. Well, I'm ashamed to say I only married her because she was good in bread. | | | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:37 - Jul 27 with 5602 views | Esox_Lucius |
You should never trust atoms; they make up everything. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:36 - Jul 27 with 5422 views | Rebalhoop |
Went to a nudist beach the other day,it’s difficult being around naked women all day,the first hour was the hardest.. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:36 - Jul 27 with 5368 views | Boston |
Father Murphy is walking through town when a scantily clad young women whispers in his ear, "fancy a quickie vicar, fifty quid for a man of the cloth."
Startled, he beats a hasty retreat back out to the monastery, where he spots Sister Bernedette going about her duties.
"Sister, I must ask you, what's a quickie?"
"Fifty quid", she replies, same as the city. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:51 - Jul 27 with 5354 views | Boston |
I met a 'lady of the night' down my local chip shop the other day.
She'd finished her meal and told me she was still hungry; I gave her my peas.
Taking a sympathetic fancy, she took me back to her place and gave me herpes. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:27 - Jul 29 with 5133 views | DavieQPR |
A blind man was doing his first freefall parachute jump. Everything was arranged. Someone would push him off at the right time. A ring would sound in his helmet when to open his parachute, again when he was near the ground and when to roll. He loved every second of it.
His dog, however, absolutely shat himself. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:54 - Aug 2 with 4927 views | Lblock |
My friends have forced me into going on a tour of Brighton, Eastbourne, Wigan and Folkestone just to do some sightseeing of coastal structures but I really don’t want to go.
I’ve succumbed to pier pressure | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:59 - Aug 3 with 4777 views | Rebalhoop |
Faculty………….cockney for “we’ve run out of teabags “ | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:19 - Aug 10 with 4586 views | Rebalhoop |
My Chinese mate told me he’s opened a Crows shop.
No I said “it’s a clothes shop”
No he said “come and take a Rook” | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:20 - Aug 10 with 4519 views | Lblock |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:19 - Aug 10 by Rebalhoop |
My Chinese mate told me he’s opened a Crows shop.
No I said “it’s a clothes shop”
No he said “come and take a Rook” |
It’s good that he’s got his own business
Should keepah him on the straight and sparrow | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:41 - Aug 13 with 4302 views | Boston |
Just read a book about an immortal dog.
It was impossible to put down. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:21 - Aug 14 with 4158 views | Dorse |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:59 - Aug 3 by Rebalhoop |
Faculty………….cockney for “we’ve run out of teabags “ |
Capable.... anyone with a neck |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:24 - Aug 14 with 4041 views | acricketer |
I couldn't believe how rude people were on the suppository helpline! | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:19 - Aug 20 with 3792 views | johann28 |
So there's this Battle of Britain RAF reunion attended by Queen Elizabeth II. She gets chatting to one of the pilots: 'That's a nice-looking medal' she says, pointing to his chest. 'What did you get it for?' 'Oh', he replies bashfully, 'well, I was being chased by three Fokkers - and ... well ... I shot them all down.'
'Goodness me' says Lizzy, 'how marvellous. Were they Messerschmitts?' [Post edited 20 Aug 2023 10:25]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:35 - Aug 20 with 3683 views | Lblock |
What’s red and white and sits in a tree going “wit to who?”
A used sanitary owl | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:50 - Aug 20 with 3652 views | Esox_Lucius |
What underwear do storm clouds wear?
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Thunderpants. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:00 - Aug 20 with 3605 views | Boston |
Me. "My bother ran for parliament at the last election."
Friend. "What does he do now?"
Me. "Nothing, he got elected". | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 07:44 - Aug 21 with 3501 views | Lblock |
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless and perplexed…. | |
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