Shìt Joke thread..... 21:41 - Nov 20 with 81606 views | Swanjaxs | My blond 19 year old next door neighbour has just asked me if I know about missing items from her washing line? ... I nearly shìt her knickers 😮 | ![](/images/avatars/8955.gif) |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:44 - Nov 20 with 17954 views | Swanjaxs | Get involved guys.... let's lighten the mood 😎👠| ![](/images/avatars/8955.gif) |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:44 - Nov 20 with 17951 views | dickythorpe | Did you hear about the band in Bermuda? The chap playing the triangle disappeared. | ![](/images/avatars/14957.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:45 - Nov 20 with 17942 views | Swanjaxs |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:44 - Nov 20 by dickythorpe | Did you hear about the band in Bermuda? The chap playing the triangle disappeared. |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:47 - Nov 20 with 17933 views | monmouth | Reminds me of a total animal I knew once whose chat up line was ‘i’d Like to get in your knickers....yeah, I’ve shit in mine’. He’d read somewhere that getting a girl to laugh was key, and he thought that little ice breaker might do the trick. | ![](/images/avatars/9539.gif) |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:51 - Nov 20 with 17896 views | Darran | Went to Derricks the other day and asked the guy behind the counter if he had anything by the Doors. He replied yes. Fire extinguishers. | ![](/images/avatars/8644.gif) |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:52 - Nov 20 with 17898 views | Swanjaxs |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:47 - Nov 20 by monmouth | Reminds me of a total animal I knew once whose chat up line was ‘i’d Like to get in your knickers....yeah, I’ve shit in mine’. He’d read somewhere that getting a girl to laugh was key, and he thought that little ice breaker might do the trick. |
I used to use the "I bet you a quid I can make your tìts move without touching them" chat up line... used to work sometimes but usually ended up in a slap! 😂 | ![](/images/avatars/8955.gif) |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:53 - Nov 20 with 17887 views | LeonWasGod | I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu. | ![](/images/avatars/21105.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:56 - Nov 20 with 17876 views | Swanjaxs | Two parrots on a perch... one turns to the other and says "can you smell fish"?.... | ![](/images/avatars/8955.gif) |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:57 - Nov 20 with 17871 views | dickythorpe | "Oh, oh, oh" said Santa as he walked backwards [Post edited 20 Nov 2017 21:57]
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N/A. on 21:58 - Nov 20 with 17858 views | Huw57 | N/A. [Post edited 18 Jul 2018 5:07]
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:00 - Nov 20 with 17830 views | Darran |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:57 - Nov 20 by dickythorpe | "Oh, oh, oh" said Santa as he walked backwards [Post edited 20 Nov 2017 21:57]
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Whore whore whore said Santa as he walked through Liverpool. | ![](/images/avatars/8644.gif) |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:00 - Nov 20 with 17838 views | swan85 | Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says "how do you drive this then?" | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:01 - Nov 20 with 17837 views | dickythorpe | What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? - Women | ![](/images/avatars/14957.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:03 - Nov 20 with 17827 views | swan85 | Bear walks in to a pub and says, "I will have a pint of beer and ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................a packet of ready salted crisps please." Barman says "why the big pause?" Bear says "I was born with them!" | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:04 - Nov 20 with 17808 views | lifelong | Bloke going up the M4 in a chariot being towed by a giant chicken, he crashes into a bridge and the chicken runs off. Police arrive and ask what happened, bloke says “ Big hens gone.” | ![](/images/avatars/9937.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:06 - Nov 20 with 17802 views | dickythorpe | A crab walks into a bar. Barman says, "Don't get snappy with me" | ![](/images/avatars/14957.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:07 - Nov 20 with 17790 views | Swanjaxs | "Knock knock" Who's there... "Irish burglar" .... ☘ | ![](/images/avatars/8955.gif) |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:09 - Nov 20 with 17783 views | BrynCartwright | Just to add to this bunch of the unfunniest, saddest jokes ever, a classic from Monty Python... "What I object to is all this sex on the television...well I mean...I keep falling off." Did you laugh? I thought not. | ![](/images/avatars/21969.gif) |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:10 - Nov 20 with 17781 views | jackportis | Hope I don’t get any splinters.....................touch wood. | ![](/images/avatars/11975.gif) |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:10 - Nov 20 with 17781 views | swan85 | What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A wonky [Post edited 20 Nov 2017 22:11]
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:12 - Nov 20 with 17769 views | jackportis | Windy today isn’t it. ............. no it’s not it’s Monday. | ![](/images/avatars/11975.gif) |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:12 - Nov 20 with 17766 views | Swanjaxs |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:09 - Nov 20 by BrynCartwright | Just to add to this bunch of the unfunniest, saddest jokes ever, a classic from Monty Python... "What I object to is all this sex on the television...well I mean...I keep falling off." Did you laugh? I thought not. |
He's not the Messiah.... he's a very naughty boy! Classic 😂 | ![](/images/avatars/8955.gif) |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:13 - Nov 20 with 17762 views | oldcob | The YTS health centre receptionist asked Mr.Davies what his problem was "It's my cock innit" he replied. To which the YTS girl screamed in embarrassment. A senior receptionist told Mr.Davies to be more delicate in future. A week later Mr.Davies was there again, and the same young receptionist was behind the desk. "And what's wrong with you today Mr.Davies?" she said. Thinking of what the older receptionist had told him he said "It's my elbow innit" "And what's wrong with your elbow Mr.Davies?" asked the YTS girl. "Can't piss through it" he relied. [Post edited 20 Nov 2017 22:17]
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:13 - Nov 20 with 17758 views | arizlan | What do women and Kentucky fried chicken have in common? ...take away the leg and breast and your left with a smelly box! | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:16 - Nov 20 with 17735 views | arizlan | A one armed Irishman up a tree, how do you get him down? ...you wave at him | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
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