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Eyebrows 17:12 - Mar 2 with 3307 viewsDWQPR

Anybody else who is in their 50’s and their eyebrows are the last attachment to their original hair colour when all else has turned grey or fallen out and then you start to get these white hairs within them that grow to a centimetre in length overnight with the thickness of barbed wire? I now have to pluck these fûckers out constantly and sitting on a train home there is an old boy opposite me who seems to have combed his eyebrows in different directions with a parting given the length of them! Is this what I have to look forward to?

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Eyebrows on 17:14 - Mar 2 with 3290 viewsE17hoop

From 50 onwards it became part of my barber's job to trim them.

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Eyebrows on 17:17 - Mar 2 with 3276 viewsTonto

i also have a plethora of ear hair.

i kind of understand the point of eye brows (keeps out sweat from your eyes) and nose hair (filters pollen etc.) but why the flip haven't we evolved beyond ear hair which is utterly pointless.

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Eyebrows on 17:26 - Mar 2 with 3224 viewsMick_S

So, therefore, all the hair you lose on top just gets shifted around the rest of your head. No wonder a haircut costs £25 these days.

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Eyebrows on 18:43 - Mar 2 with 3096 viewsstanistheman

Eyebrows on 17:26 - Mar 2 by Mick_S

So, therefore, all the hair you lose on top just gets shifted around the rest of your head. No wonder a haircut costs £25 these days.


Yes, something along the lines of if it can’t grow at the top it will bloody well grow elsewhere in your head.

If you go to a Turkish barbers they often have a hot wax treatment for about £2 that keeps the hair out of your ears for about 8 weeks.
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Eyebrows on 19:00 - Mar 2 with 3065 viewsSuperhoops2808

My haircut is £8... And this INCLUDES my eyebrows lol
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Eyebrows on 19:15 - Mar 2 with 3001 viewsLordPork

sorry I can offer no solace, only to say when your balls drop it gets worse....
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Eyebrows on 21:30 - Mar 2 with 2797 viewsGloryHunter

We need to talk about haircut prices. When I moved to Lewisham 10 years ago I chose a local Turkish barber, and was happy to pay £12. Then I grew a beard and had the hair and beard done for £16. All well and good, and I always added on two quid for a tip. But since lockdown it has gone up to £18, then £20, now £24. It's too much. That's what my wife pays for a trim. Is this some kind of gender equalisation scam?
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Eyebrows on 21:38 - Mar 2 with 2776 viewsjohann28

Eyebrows on 17:17 - Mar 2 by Tonto

i also have a plethora of ear hair.

i kind of understand the point of eye brows (keeps out sweat from your eyes) and nose hair (filters pollen etc.) but why the flip haven't we evolved beyond ear hair which is utterly pointless.


It works with the earwax to keep dirt and general debris away from your eardrum. Farther inside your ear, really tiny hairs serve both to help you hear and keep your balance. This is because they live in canals full of fluid and so when you move, the liquid moves with you. Hope this helps.
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Eyebrows on 21:43 - Mar 2 with 2751 viewsstowmarketrange

Eyebrows on 21:38 - Mar 2 by johann28

It works with the earwax to keep dirt and general debris away from your eardrum. Farther inside your ear, really tiny hairs serve both to help you hear and keep your balance. This is because they live in canals full of fluid and so when you move, the liquid moves with you. Hope this helps.


So in theory,your balance should improve as you get older as there are more hairs inside your ears.So why do older people fall over more?
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Eyebrows on 22:30 - Mar 2 with 2664 viewsbosh67

I am in my mid 50s and have more eyebrows than hair. I now have a few stray grey eyebrow hairs which I pluck out and put in an envelope for a friend of mine because she's into older men. However I forgot to tell her I was sending them to her and she's now called the police. Yes my eyebrow hairs are getting longer. Some stretch all the way round the back of my head and I have starting platting and braiding them. I think it's a thing now?

Never knowingly right.
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Eyebrows on 22:36 - Mar 2 with 2654 viewsjohann28

Eyebrows on 21:43 - Mar 2 by stowmarketrange

So in theory,your balance should improve as you get older as there are more hairs inside your ears.So why do older people fall over more?


Simple answer is that old people have other shit to deal with such as weaker legs. But too much ear hair, as with too much wax, can mean that more bacteria can get stuck which can contribute to lack of balance or labyrinthitis. So, you need just enough hair and wax but not too much. Think of it as the Warren Neil and Ian Dawes of human stability - the perfect balance of defence and attack.
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Eyebrows on 22:41 - Mar 2 with 2636 viewsSydneyRs

Hair on my head disappeared long ago. A cheap pair of clippers is all I need to shave my head myself. Use my phone camera to check the back. Tweezers to get rid of ear hairs as they emerge and trim the eyebrows every few weeks using an attachment that came with my electric shaver. None of it takes very long to do and you don't have to make small talk with a hairdresser/barber.

As for hair colour, still mostly original. A few grey in whats left of head hair but not dominant.
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Eyebrows on 14:20 - Mar 3 with 2284 viewsBluce_Ree

The woman who cuts my hair does a little eyebrow trim too otherwise I start to look like a kung fu master or something. I've got a nose/ear trimmer. Man, that shit isn't enough. You leave it for like a week and you start looking like a Tory MP. F*CK!

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