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Families are like branches on a tree. They grow in different directions but their roots remain as one.
Fresh off the back of the Oliver Nada - Donna Nada - Taylor Curran triangle, joined by the "NSS Academy" here is Captain Sabotage's guide to the Courtnell's in Ilford, Basildon, Chemlsford and Southend.
There are some locations that exude culture and history.
Would it surprise you to learn that Ilford, Basildon, Chemlsford and Southend are four of them ?
This once small rural towns have grown to be a major centre for the arts and multiple retail industries (ESPECIALLY PAYROLL).
#UpTheDaleNotForSale can certainly vouch for the delights of this wondrous town as we reach roughly a year since a bit of #TOWIE came into Fat Pat's world.
What #TOWIE lovers know is that Ilford, Chelmsford, Basildon and Southend split into lots of little postcode areas but thanks to the wonders of Jarvo's IT set up blabbing.
JARVO JUST PUT ALL OF YOUR IT IN THE BIN SON. YOU ARE A WALKING DATA LEAKING CALAMITY
Thanks to Jarvo's laptop #UTDNFS has all the information on all the key players.
So here's to:
Allison Courtnell Ann A Courtnell Annabel K Courtnell Beverley Courntell Blair Courtnell Bobby A Courtnell Colin Courtnell Dean Courtnell Edward A D Courtnell Edward H J Courtnell Edward M Courtnell Frederick J Courtnell Gary L Courtnell Gary Roy Courtnell Hannah Courtnell Hollie A Courtnell Isabel D Courtnell James Courtnell Jean Courtnell John D Courtnell Julie K Courtnell Kaine Courtnell Keith W Courtnell Kerry Courtnell Kirk Courtnell Lauren Courtnell Leigh Courtnell Lewis Roy Courtnell Linda C Courtnell Lyn M Courtnell Mandy B Courtnell Marie L Courtnell Martin Courtnell Matthew J Courtnell Maurice Roy Courtnell Paul J Courtnell Phillip A Courtnell Portia Courtnell Ralph O Courtnell Ross M Courtnell Stephen P Courtnell Stuart G Courtnell Terrence Maurice Courtnell Tracey Courtnell Tracy Courtnell Tyler J Courtnell Valarie Irene Courtnell Wendy A Courtnell Zara J Courtnell
Denise Valarie Courtnell must be delighted to be surrounded by her family. Jarvo tells us there are few Father's Day celebrations planned for tomorrow. Hopefully the family dinnertable conversations will focus on the Wirral's leakiest football broker and how he has dropped them in it.
In trying to help the good folks at HMRC locate that "MISSING £1.8 MILLON" from Village Energy Solutions Limited which was owned and controlled by Morton House from April 2019:
The public domain does seem to be able clearly link:
Oliver Nada - to Donna Nada (Mum and Son) Donna Nada - to Denise Valarie Courtnell (Village Energy Solutions Limited which is "missing" £1.8m and owned by Denise's Morton House) Denise Valarie Courtnell - to Morton House Denise Valarie Courtnell - to Bar Lush Matthew Southall - to Morton House Oliver Nada - to Taylor Curran (the NSS football Academy / NSS Academy Limited) Taylor Curran - to Andrew ("Andy") Curran (Son and Dad) Andrew Curran - to Swindon Town Football Club Andrew Curran - to Kelly Curran (Husband and Wife) Andrew Curran - to Alexander Jarvis (Daily Telegraph article in August 2021) Andrew Curran - to David Bottomley (thanks to Fat Pat - April 2021)
Here's the next five for you all playing along at home. How do the following people know each other?
Kelly Curran to Kirk Courtnell - (?)
Kelly Curran to Paul J Courtnell - (?)
Paul J Courtnell to Denise Valarie Courtnell - (?)
Kirk Courtnell to Denise Valarie Courtnell (?)
Kelly Curran to Denise Valarie Courtnell (?)
Fat Pat says that the people of #Towie apparently DO NOT admire those who grass to attempt to save their own skins. Sabotage - you might want to reflect on that.
Now altogether....
Marjorie Plane is going to have a field day.
[Post edited 18 Jun 2022 21:54]
George Bernard Shaw had it right:
"He who can does; he who cannot, teaches."
https://www.visittheusa.co.uk/
That name so Andy's middle name is Kirk and there is a member of 'The Family' with the first name Kirk. Now who is the original Kirk that inspired this name choice 🤔
'Only happy when you've got it often makes you miss the journey'
MORTON HOUSE / Jarvo's guide to how everyone fits together on 19:46 - Jun 19 by James1980
That name so Andy's middle name is Kirk and there is a member of 'The Family' with the first name Kirk. Now who is the original Kirk that inspired this name choice 🤔
And how do the following people know each other?
Kelly Curran to Kirk Courtnell - (?)
Kelly Curran to Paul J Courtnell - (?)
Paul J Courtnell to Denise Valarie Courtnell - (?)
Kirk Courtnell to Denise Valarie Courtnell (?)
Kelly Curran to Denise Valarie Courtnell (?)
George Bernard Shaw had it right:
"He who can does; he who cannot, teaches."
https://www.visittheusa.co.uk/
"What did your Courtnell ancestors do for a living? In 1939, General Labourer and Unpaid Domestic Duties were the top reported jobs for men and women in the United Kingdom named Courtnell. 60% of Courtnell men worked as a General Labourer and 100% of Courtnell women worked as an Unpaid Domestic Duties." Wondering what an updated website would say? .
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MORTON HOUSE / Jarvo's guide to how everyone fits together on 00:49 - Jun 20 with 5341 views
MORTON HOUSE / Jarvo's guide to how everyone fits together on 22:40 - Jun 23 by James1980
Was it something I typed
We've had lovely weather up here for a few days, James, so people have been doing other things with their lives, like walking round Hollingworth Lake, swimming in Coniston Water, studying the fixtures, watching the cricket, etc.
I'm sure you'll get a reply in time.
When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf?
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MORTON HOUSE / Jarvo's guide to how everyone fits together on 23:18 - Jun 23 with 4308 views
MORTON HOUSE / Jarvo's guide to how everyone fits together on 22:57 - Jun 23 by TVOS1907
We've had lovely weather up here for a few days, James, so people have been doing other things with their lives, like walking round Hollingworth Lake, swimming in Coniston Water, studying the fixtures, watching the cricket, etc.
I'm sure you'll get a reply in time.
Not so much a reply to myself I was expecting. But the thread in general
'Only happy when you've got it often makes you miss the journey'
MORTON HOUSE / Jarvo's guide to how everyone fits together on 22:57 - Jun 23 by TVOS1907
We've had lovely weather up here for a few days, James, so people have been doing other things with their lives, like walking round Hollingworth Lake, swimming in Coniston Water, studying the fixtures, watching the cricket, etc.
I'm sure you'll get a reply in time.
"swimming in Coniston Water" one of life's simpler pleasures, but also one of it's finest.
"studying the fixtures" .......... hopefully ditto?
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