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45 SPOUT (n/t) 14:09 - Jan 21 with 4699 viewswestwiltsjack

The king.

Like, oh my god it’s POTUS
Now he has lots of hair
Coiffured and parted eighteen ways
Why, it goes everywhere.
Some say it’s made from shredded wheat
Some say a plastic mould
An ancient fabled fleece perhaps
You know — the one of gold

Surrounded by the family
All talented and bright
They’ve come to end the misery
Turn darkness into right (Yes sir)
A family of plasticine
A bright satsuma glow
His wifes name isn’t Ida
And nor is she a ho

Conducting all their business
In their glin tin golden tower
The Trump-team been assembled
Sharing out the power
to sons and shiny daughters
and pappy is the boss
A bigot here a tycoon there
Corporate goons and dross

Mexicans and Mozz lims
The Don he hates them all
And to keep them off our sacred land
He’s gonna rect a wall (Thass right)
He says he’ll build it sturdy
To block the hombres way
But it aint gonna cost a dime
Coz Mexicos gonna pay.

Bigoted embarrassment
Or symbol of the right
O’limpic standard charlatan
Or star so spangly bright
Leader of the free world
Co-mander in Chief
Billionaire and businessman
Or god-damn pussy thief

From Cletus down in Tenessee
To Hank in Illinois
They voted for the Trumpman
And how it brings them joy
to see the US great again
Restore some god-damn pride
But things will sho turn ugly tho
When it turns out he lahd

With camo smocks-n- gunz-n-sh*t
They all load up the truck
haul-ass it up to DeeCee
Track down that yankee fnck

Cletus takes a huntn-knife
The Don squeals like a pig
And begs and blubs and offers cash to spare his golden wig.
But ol Cletus he just workin now and calmly says the prayer
And with a proud God Bless America
he takes some bloodied hair.

They’ll member him in Austin
and down in Baton Rouge
The orange dude with piggy eyes
Perhaps they’ll sing the blues
bout the fella in the tower, the guy with all the bling
Not content with all he had, just had to be
The king.

[Post edited 21 Jan 2017 14:11]
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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 17:26 - Jan 21 with 3775 viewsHighjack

Don't give up the day job. Unless of course your day job is a poet. Then give it up.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 17:32 - Jan 21 with 3760 viewsswanjackal


---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hypocritically hypocritical !

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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 17:39 - Jan 21 with 3745 viewsMurph75

Bizarre
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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 18:50 - Jan 21 with 3705 viewsunion_jack

Why??

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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 18:57 - Jan 21 with 3691 viewsDarran

I'm starting to find what this Trump business is doing to people highly amusing.

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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:26 - Jan 21 with 3679 viewsBLAZE

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 18:57 - Jan 21 by Darran

I'm starting to find what this Trump business is doing to people highly amusing.


Did you see this beaut on the news?

[Post edited 21 Jan 2017 19:29]
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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:29 - Jan 21 with 3666 viewsDarran

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:26 - Jan 21 by BLAZE

Did you see this beaut on the news?

[Post edited 21 Jan 2017 19:29]


Dear God.

Is that male or female? Serious question

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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:30 - Jan 21 with 3663 viewsunion_jack

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:26 - Jan 21 by BLAZE

Did you see this beaut on the news?

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If that snowflake isn't American he / she (I can't tell) should be removed from this planet.

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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:32 - Jan 21 with 3656 viewsHumpty

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:30 - Jan 21 by union_jack

If that snowflake isn't American he / she (I can't tell) should be removed from this planet.


It's me.
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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:33 - Jan 21 with 3650 viewsDarran

Speechless.


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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:36 - Jan 21 with 3639 viewsexiledclaseboy

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:32 - Jan 21 by Humpty

It's me.


Nah, it's me.

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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:36 - Jan 21 with 3639 viewsHumpty

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:33 - Jan 21 by Darran

Speechless.



Well if Paul Joseph Watson of Infowars said it it must be true.
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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:37 - Jan 21 with 3635 viewsexiledclaseboy

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:36 - Jan 21 by Humpty

Well if Paul Joseph Watson of Infowars said it it must be true.


It'll be the liberal media's fault.

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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:43 - Jan 21 with 3610 viewsFlashberryjack

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 17:26 - Jan 21 by Highjack

Don't give up the day job. Unless of course your day job is a poet. Then give it up.


That made me smile..... fair play

Hello
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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:43 - Jan 21 with 3610 viewsFlashberryjack

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 17:26 - Jan 21 by Highjack

Don't give up the day job. Unless of course your day job is a poet. Then give it up.


That made me smile..... fair play

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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:46 - Jan 21 with 3595 viewsDarran

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:36 - Jan 21 by Humpty

Well if Paul Joseph Watson of Infowars said it it must be true.


He didn't say it.

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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 20:06 - Jan 21 with 3568 viewsHumpty

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 19:46 - Jan 21 by Darran

He didn't say it.


No. He's just spreading it. Like you.

BTW it's fake.
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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 20:11 - Jan 21 with 3555 viewsDarran

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 20:06 - Jan 21 by Humpty

No. He's just spreading it. Like you.

BTW it's fake.


I wouldn't be surprised there's a lot of fake news about.

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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 20:13 - Jan 21 with 3549 viewsHumpty

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 20:11 - Jan 21 by Darran

I wouldn't be surprised there's a lot of fake news about.


I know. Because there's lots of gullible tw*ts about who believe this shit and spread it.
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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 20:14 - Jan 21 with 3546 viewsexiledclaseboy

The future. Enjoy. See you on the other side.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38705176

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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 20:16 - Jan 21 with 3537 viewsDarran

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 20:13 - Jan 21 by Humpty

I know. Because there's lots of gullible tw*ts about who believe this shit and spread it.


Yeah like all those leftie twáts like the fella from Star Trek and others.

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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 21:00 - Jan 21 with 3493 viewsAnotherJohn

The international reaction is indeed weird. It reminds me of the Black Lives Matter protests in the UK.
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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 21:47 - Jan 21 with 3454 viewsHighjack

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 21:00 - Jan 21 by AnotherJohn

The international reaction is indeed weird. It reminds me of the Black Lives Matter protests in the UK.


Yeah it's bizarre. I completely understand that trump is far from anyone's cup of tea but why aren't these people protesting with such gusto against the genuinely horrific regimes in this world that are openly killing or mistreating their own people.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 21:55 - Jan 21 with 3444 viewsDarran

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 21:47 - Jan 21 by Highjack

Yeah it's bizarre. I completely understand that trump is far from anyone's cup of tea but why aren't these people protesting with such gusto against the genuinely horrific regimes in this world that are openly killing or mistreating their own people.


I detest the bloke but I detest these stupid pricks more.

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45 SPOUT (n/t) on 22:59 - Jan 21 with 3401 viewsunion_jack

45 SPOUT (n/t) on 18:57 - Jan 21 by Darran

I'm starting to find what this Trump business is doing to people highly amusing.


Some beauts on here:

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/live-updates-hundreds-protesters-ma

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