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Women only train carriages? 11:36 - Aug 23 with 15527 viewsHighjack

As we know, all men are opportunistic sex attackers who are unable to set eyes on or be in close proximity to a female before becoming overcome with lust and jumping on her in a fit of rampant gropeage whilst making noises like Sid James in the carry on films. So the Labour Party have come up with a solution. Woman only carriages!

I think it's a fantastic idea as it will protect us men from being arrested for sexual assault. They have trialled this in other countries and it's been a raging success. If it works here plans are already in the pipeline to extend the scheme to child only carriages to protect them from paedophiles and OAP carriages to protect everyone else from the smell.

A statement from the architect of the plan said "This plan will cut sexual assaults on trains by 100%. The current strategy of identifying, arresting and prosecuting the scumbags who assault women clearly isn't working. Here at the Labour Party we feel that treating all men as rapists who can't control themselves and segregating them from all women forever is the most proportionate response to this issue"

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Women only train carriages? on 15:49 - Aug 25 with 1225 viewsFlashberryjack

Women only train carriages? on 15:46 - Aug 25 by waynekerr55

You are mart6 and I claim my three shillings...


No I'm not.....he's a much bigger creep than me.

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Women only train carriages? on 16:01 - Aug 25 with 1222 viewsMo_Wives

Women only train carriages? on 15:46 - Aug 25 by waynekerr55

You are mart6 and I claim my three shillings...


I assumed it was.

Edit - Just checked...and he did.
[Post edited 25 Aug 2017 16:02]

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Women only train carriages? on 16:09 - Aug 25 with 1209 viewsFieryJack

Women only train carriages? on 08:05 - Aug 25 by Mo_Wives

Don't forget 'cat calls'.
The other day I was coming out of the bakers, when some old woman said "corr...nice buns, love". Did I cry about it? no...I just gave my arse a cheeky wiggle and walked home with a skip in my step because of the compliment.


Liar.

& Fantasist.

It never happened.

You're a saggy-arsed K-head.
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Women only train carriages? on 16:20 - Aug 25 with 1204 viewsLoyal

Women only train carriages? on 16:09 - Aug 25 by FieryJack

Liar.

& Fantasist.

It never happened.

You're a saggy-arsed K-head.


Do you have any issues regards anger ?

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Women only train carriages? on 16:21 - Aug 25 with 1204 viewsMo_Wives

Women only train carriages? on 16:09 - Aug 25 by FieryJack

Liar.

& Fantasist.

It never happened.

You're a saggy-arsed K-head.


Yes. Of course it never happened, you f*cking imbecile. T'was a joke...I came out of the BAKERS...she said nice BUNS.

What a tw@t you truly are

Oh, and this came in the mail for you....


Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Women only train carriages? on 16:23 - Aug 25 with 1203 viewsMo_Wives

Women only train carriages? on 16:09 - Aug 25 by FieryJack

Liar.

& Fantasist.

It never happened.

You're a saggy-arsed K-head.


Can I also just add...





Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Women only train carriages? on 16:25 - Aug 25 with 1202 viewsMo_Wives

Women only train carriages? on 16:09 - Aug 25 by FieryJack

Liar.

& Fantasist.

It never happened.

You're a saggy-arsed K-head.




Just in case anyone forgot what a tit you are

Q- Why did the chicken cross the road?

A- It never happened. liar. fantasist.



Edit - Have an up arrow you poor fool
[Post edited 25 Aug 2017 16:27]

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Women only train carriages? on 16:33 - Aug 25 with 1190 viewsMo_Wives

Women only train carriages? on 16:20 - Aug 25 by Loyal

Do you have any issues regards anger ?


Wouldn't you, if you were him?. All those billions of people in the world and you had to be that idiot.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Women only train carriages? on 16:37 - Aug 25 with 1179 viewsFieryJack

4 posts in reply?

To moi?

Rattled your fack*n cage or what, Wifey?
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Women only train carriages? on 16:42 - Aug 25 with 1175 viewsMo_Wives

Women only train carriages? on 16:37 - Aug 25 by FieryJack

4 posts in reply?

To moi?

Rattled your fack*n cage or what, Wifey?


three to you, one to loyal...but you earned them, Whoosh...you earned them, son

Q - Knock knock?
*FieryJack gets up to go and answer the door

Edit - I can feel your cheeks burning from here...I'm embarrassed for you, mate.
[Post edited 25 Aug 2017 16:51]

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Women only train carriages? on 17:25 - Aug 25 with 1129 viewsFieryJack

Women only train carriages? on 16:42 - Aug 25 by Mo_Wives

three to you, one to loyal...but you earned them, Whoosh...you earned them, son

Q - Knock knock?
*FieryJack gets up to go and answer the door

Edit - I can feel your cheeks burning from here...I'm embarrassed for you, mate.
[Post edited 25 Aug 2017 16:51]


You need to lay off the emojis, mate.

You're like a 12 year old who's just discovered wan*king.

Catch ya later...things to do.

Like you clearly haven't.
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Women only train carriages? on 17:43 - Aug 25 with 1113 viewsMo_Wives

Women only train carriages? on 17:25 - Aug 25 by FieryJack

You need to lay off the emojis, mate.

You're like a 12 year old who's just discovered wan*king.

Catch ya later...things to do.

Like you clearly haven't.


Are you going to jelly school, Whoosh?. It'll do you good.

BTW...if I had used and emoji on that joke, it may not have sailed right over your head. So I think it's best for your sake if I carry on using them...OK?

Or, in future I could with something like this...

[Post edited 25 Aug 2017 18:40]

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Women only train carriages? on 17:53 - Aug 25 with 1092 viewsdizietsma

I was visiting the genetically modified chicken farm near me the other day, and someone called out "What a massive cock!"
I said, "That's nothing mate, you should read Planetswans recently".

I'd just bought two halves of a wrench the other day and someone said "Wow, what a complete tool!"

I said...well you get the drift....
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Women only train carriages? on 18:04 - Aug 25 with 1076 viewsMo_Wives

Women only train carriages? on 17:53 - Aug 25 by dizietsma

I was visiting the genetically modified chicken farm near me the other day, and someone called out "What a massive cock!"
I said, "That's nothing mate, you should read Planetswans recently".

I'd just bought two halves of a wrench the other day and someone said "Wow, what a complete tool!"

I said...well you get the drift....


Would you please take a little time to explain those jokes to FieryJack. Or at least throw in a few of these

Thanks buddy.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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