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It’s only a laugh ! 10:11 - Aug 12 with 52971 viewsKeithHaynes

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It’s only a laugh ! on 11:01 - Sep 22 with 6231 viewsdemonk

Husband buys his son an
iPAD, daughter an iPOD,
himself an iPHONE and his
wife an iRON.
She wasn't impressed even
after he explained it can be
integrated with the iWASH,
iCOOK and iCLEAN network.
This triggered the iNAG
service, which totally wiped
out the iSHAG function.
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It’s only a laugh ! on 10:43 - Sep 24 with 6082 viewsJohnw102

I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl.
I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an
erection...
but she did


Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ."
"f*ck that" says Mick
"have you seen how many of their owners go blind"

Never knew getting old would happen so quick!

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It’s only a laugh ! on 11:06 - Sep 24 with 6068 viewsunion_jack

It’s only a laugh ! on 10:43 - Sep 24 by Johnw102

I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl.
I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an
erection...
but she did


Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ."
"f*ck that" says Mick
"have you seen how many of their owners go blind"



Are Sperm Whales the reason the sea is so salty?
Poll: Bony - Would You Want Him Back?

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It’s only a laugh ! on 15:50 - Sep 24 with 6037 viewstheloneranger

An American tourist asks an Irishman.

"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats" ??

To which the Irishman replies.

"They have to go in backwards. If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat" …!!

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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It’s only a laugh ! on 20:56 - Sep 26 with 5848 viewsKilkennyjack

It’s only a laugh ! on 15:50 - Sep 24 by theloneranger

An American tourist asks an Irishman.

"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats" ??

To which the Irishman replies.

"They have to go in backwards. If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat" …!!


🤣

Beware of the Risen People

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It’s only a laugh ! on 22:40 - Oct 4 with 5552 viewsjacaranda

This is a true story. Names have been changed

A girl comes onto Brad in a bar and says"gday Brad, do you remember me?
Taken aback Brad days he doesn't
The distraught girl says
I was at that party at Damo's last month and you said I was a good sport "
Well, now I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself! "She said

Geez' said Brad
'you really are a good sport
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It’s only a laugh ! on 00:27 - Oct 6 with 5445 viewsGixerJack

My friends wife sent him to Boots to get something to help make him hard in the bedroom, he got back a couple of hours later and gave her a big box of slimming pills.

Anyway if you hear of any one bedroom flats going…
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It’s only a laugh ! on 00:32 - Oct 6 with 5444 viewsGixerJack

A mate of mine went to see a psychic last month who told him he was going to be coming into money. He met a girl called Penny last weekend… how spooky is that???
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It’s only a laugh ! on 15:04 - Oct 6 with 5362 viewsunion_jack

A quiet little boy was putting up with the abuse of a foot taller, loud mouthed girl. The girl was berating him for being a Nerd.

The teacher heard what the girl was saying to the boy, and admonished her, “Karen! You should be nice to Billy! He is a straight A student, and someday he just might be your Boss.”

Billy looked at the teacher and quipped, “But I don’t want to be a Pimp!”

Are Sperm Whales the reason the sea is so salty?
Poll: Bony - Would You Want Him Back?

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It’s only a laugh ! on 18:49 - Oct 6 with 5316 viewsTreforys_Jack

It’s only a laugh ! on 00:32 - Oct 6 by GixerJack

A mate of mine went to see a psychic last month who told him he was going to be coming into money. He met a girl called Penny last weekend… how spooky is that???


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It’s only a laugh ! on 21:45 - Oct 6 with 5279 viewstheloneranger

If you see someone doing a crossword today.

Lean over and say, "7 up is lemonade" ...!!

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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It’s only a laugh ! on 17:38 - Oct 9 with 5133 viewsThrasher6

Was staying in a hotel last weekend and asked the receptionist to give me a wake-up call the next day..

When she rang back in the morning she said..."What the hell are you doing with your life..."

Poll: Social Distancing: When will it be an obsolete word?

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It’s only a laugh ! on 21:02 - Oct 9 with 5073 viewstheloneranger

A year ago I said to my wife - "Every time we make love, we put a pound coin in a money box and see how much we can save up"

I opened the box today and said to my wife, "Where have all these notes come from?"

She replied, "Not everyone's a tight arse like you" ...!!

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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It’s only a laugh ! on 10:09 - Oct 11 with 4936 viewstheloneranger

I went to a fancy dress shop today to hire a costume for upcoming Halloween.

The girl behind the counter gave me a suit and a Boris Johnson mask.

I said, "Sorry Miss, I think you must have misheard me"

"I said I wanted to look like a COUNT" ...!!

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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It’s only a laugh ! on 18:59 - Oct 12 with 4805 viewsJohnw102

So I was in a restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken..
When It came there was no meat just the carcass.
I said to the waitress: "
What's this?!!"
"She said: "
It's the boney part"

Never knew getting old would happen so quick!

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It’s only a laugh ! on 19:50 - Oct 15 with 4627 viewsBoundy

It’s only a laugh ! on 17:29 - Aug 14 by onehunglow

Nobody has remotely m@de me laugh since Dave Allen died.


Micky Flanagan, Peter Kay ?

"In a free society, the State is the servant of the people—not the master."

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It’s only a laugh ! on 17:28 - Oct 19 with 4459 viewstheloneranger

One rainy night a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley.

Even before he rolled to a stop at the kerb, the figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.

Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet naked woman sitting on the back seat.

"Wwheeeere to" ?? he stammered.

"Walker Road" answered the woman.

"OK" he said taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at" ??

"Well" replied the driver, "I can't help noticing that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay for your fare" ??

The woman smiled and spread her legs, putting her feet up on the front seat and said,

"Does THIS answer your question" ??

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked,

"Haven't you got something smaller ??"

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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It’s only a laugh ! on 22:28 - Oct 21 with 4326 viewstheloneranger

As my wife laid in the bath, she looked up at me and said.

"What's with the extension lead, Lone" ??

I said, "The toaster won't reach from the socket" ...!!

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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It’s only a laugh ! on 22:31 - Oct 21 with 4311 viewsunion_jack

It’s only a laugh ! on 22:28 - Oct 21 by theloneranger

As my wife laid in the bath, she looked up at me and said.

"What's with the extension lead, Lone" ??

I said, "The toaster won't reach from the socket" ...!!


This thread is for posting jokes.


Not true stories😂

Are Sperm Whales the reason the sea is so salty?
Poll: Bony - Would You Want Him Back?

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It’s only a laugh ! on 11:47 - Oct 22 with 4236 viewstheloneranger

It’s only a laugh ! on 22:31 - Oct 21 by union_jack

This thread is for posting jokes.


Not true stories😂



Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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It’s only a laugh ! on 01:12 - Oct 23 with 4164 viewsRobbie

Alan Waddle lays on more balls then Fiona Richmond .

North Bank from back in the day , now where is my coat .
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It’s only a laugh ! on 21:51 - Oct 26 with 4000 viewsunion_jack

I hope this gets past the censors!

Boy to girl: Can I smell your c***?

Girl: No!!

Boy: Well it must be your feet then

Are Sperm Whales the reason the sea is so salty?
Poll: Bony - Would You Want Him Back?

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It’s only a laugh ! on 11:53 - Oct 27 with 3946 viewsTreforys_Jack

It’s only a laugh ! on 21:51 - Oct 26 by union_jack

I hope this gets past the censors!

Boy to girl: Can I smell your c***?

Girl: No!!

Boy: Well it must be your feet then


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It’s only a laugh ! on 13:48 - Oct 28 with 3871 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

My mate got a job as a clown but they sacked him on his first day.

He’s suing for funfair dismissal.

Poll: We all dream of a managerial team of Alan Tates?

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It’s only a laugh ! on 14:20 - Oct 28 with 3855 viewstheloneranger

A little year old boy was examining his testicles while having a bath.

He asked his mother, "MAMMY, are these my brains"??

"NO, not yet" she replied ...!!

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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