| It’s only a laugh ! 10:11 - Aug 12 with 52976 views | KeithHaynes |
Put your jokes, pics etc right here 👍
Here’s one.
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 22:15 - Aug 29 with 5676 views | WxmJax |
A ham sandwich goes into a pub and asks for a bowl of chips
Sorry, said the barman, we don't serve food here. |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 07:55 - Aug 30 with 5628 views | YrAlarch |
Patrick put on a clean pair of socks every day.
By the end of the week he couldn't get his boots on. |  | | |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 09:17 - Aug 30 with 5613 views | theloneranger |
When I went to my doctors for a check up earlier.
He told me, "Don't eat anything fatty"
I asked him, "Do you mean things like pies and chips and fried breakfasts" ??
He replied, "NO !! - I said don't eat Anything - Fatty" ...!! |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 21:52 - Aug 30 with 5528 views | Kilkennyjack |
I used to run a help group for people addicted to plastic surgery.
It was nice see so many new faces each week. |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 08:56 - Sep 1 with 5410 views | SullutaCreturned |
What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum. | | | |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 09:04 - Sep 1 with 5397 views | onehunglow |
So the Muslim says I’d rather be xxxxxxx y a 100 virgins and the Irishman says
Thought we didn’t have a choice | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 11:29 - Sep 1 with 5388 views | theloneranger |
"What's the longest sentence known too man"??
"I DO"...!! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 17:13 - Sep 3 with 5229 views | Kilkennyjack |
A guy walked out to 5th Avenue and caught a cab just going by.
He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Guy: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab…things happened like that to Frank Feldman all the time.”
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could’ve won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He had the voice of an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. And he could fix anything. Not like me – I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to get through traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back, even if she was in the wrong. His clothing was always immaculate and shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died several years ago and I married his fecking wife." | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 19:22 - Sep 3 with 5217 views | Treforys_Jack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 17:13 - Sep 3 by Kilkennyjack |
A guy walked out to 5th Avenue and caught a cab just going by.
He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Guy: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab…things happened like that to Frank Feldman all the time.”
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could’ve won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He had the voice of an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. And he could fix anything. Not like me – I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to get through traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back, even if she was in the wrong. His clothing was always immaculate and shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died several years ago and I married his fecking wife." |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 20:53 - Sep 3 with 5189 views | union_jack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 17:13 - Sep 3 by Kilkennyjack |
A guy walked out to 5th Avenue and caught a cab just going by.
He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Guy: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab…things happened like that to Frank Feldman all the time.”
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could’ve won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He had the voice of an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. And he could fix anything. Not like me – I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to get through traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back, even if she was in the wrong. His clothing was always immaculate and shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died several years ago and I married his fecking wife." |
Very good, the best one yet😂 |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 10:56 - Sep 4 with 5130 views | theloneranger |
The problem is - God gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time ...!! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 00:32 - Sep 5 with 5062 views | Robbie |
Just back from my holiday abroad flight was a bit rocky . woman passenger behind me mentioned she had not known muscles like that she had .
Turned round , see she was looking into her sick bag .
Copyright , Milton Jones . [Post edited 5 Sep 2023 0:34]
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 22:18 - Sep 10 with 4782 views | Kilkennyjack |
One from Bernard Manning ….
Englishman, Scot, Irishman and Cymro captured in Iraq.
Told they will all be shot.
But they can each have one last wish.
Welshman says, i want 1000 welshmen to sing Land of My Fathers.
Scot says, i want 1000 scots playing Flower of Scotland on bagpipes.
Irishman says, i want 1000 irishmen dancing to Riverdance.
Englishman says …… yes you guessed it …..’shoot me first’ …… 🤣 | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 22:38 - Sep 10 with 4772 views | union_jack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 22:18 - Sep 10 by Kilkennyjack |
One from Bernard Manning ….
Englishman, Scot, Irishman and Cymro captured in Iraq.
Told they will all be shot.
But they can each have one last wish.
Welshman says, i want 1000 welshmen to sing Land of My Fathers.
Scot says, i want 1000 scots playing Flower of Scotland on bagpipes.
Irishman says, i want 1000 irishmen dancing to Riverdance.
Englishman says …… yes you guessed it …..’shoot me first’ …… 🤣 |
I’ve upvoted two of your posts on this thread which confirms to me that you ARE a comedian😂 | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 14:35 - Sep 11 with 4709 views | Kilkennyjack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 22:38 - Sep 10 by union_jack |
I’ve upvoted two of your posts on this thread which confirms to me that you ARE a comedian😂 |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 14:37 - Sep 11 with 4710 views | Robbie |
Doing a bit of gardening last week , chap next door looks over the fence to me and says , never mind the grass is aways greener in the other side .
I ask him if everything is ok , he answers , you have laid your astroturf on upside down . | | | |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 12:03 - Sep 14 with 4526 views | theloneranger |
Cliff Richard meets a fan from China.
The fan says, "I luv you Cliff"
"I luv your song, "Itchy Sore Fanny"
Cliff replies, "I never sang a song called that"
The fan says, "Yes you did"
"It went - "Itchy Sore Fanny, How We Don't Talk Anymore" ...!! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 10:09 - Sep 17 with 4350 views | Kilkennyjack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 12:03 - Sep 14 by theloneranger |
Cliff Richard meets a fan from China.
The fan says, "I luv you Cliff"
"I luv your song, "Itchy Sore Fanny"
Cliff replies, "I never sang a song called that"
The fan says, "Yes you did"
"It went - "Itchy Sore Fanny, How We Don't Talk Anymore" ...!! |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 18:18 - Sep 17 with 4300 views | theloneranger |
My wife has tried suing our local hospital.
She's saying that after treating me recently, I have lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman has replied, “Your husband was treated in Opthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight" ...!! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 18:52 - Sep 17 with 4282 views | union_jack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 18:18 - Sep 17 by theloneranger |
My wife has tried suing our local hospital.
She's saying that after treating me recently, I have lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman has replied, “Your husband was treated in Opthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight" ...!! |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 19:42 - Sep 17 with 4259 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
It’s better to be a prostitute than a drug dealer. A prostitute can always wash her crack and sell it again. |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 15:24 - Sep 18 with 4180 views | theloneranger |
"TECHNOLOGY WILL BE THE DEATH OF US"
Hi Max
This is Richard next door. I've been riddled with guilt for the past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you face to face.
When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife day and night. Probably much more than you.
I haven't been getting it at home recently, and I know there's no excuse - But the temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincere apologies and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for the usage - And I'll pay you whatever I owe you.
Regards
Richard
Max feeling enraged and betrayed grabbed his gun and rushed next door and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on his sofa.
Max then looked at his phone and saw a second message from Richard.
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE ...
Hi Max
Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text message. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the Spell - Checker had changed "Wi-Fi" to "Wife"
Technology huh ... It'll be the death of us 😂😂 ...!! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 12:52 - Sep 21 with 3994 views | Kilkennyjack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 15:24 - Sep 18 by theloneranger |
"TECHNOLOGY WILL BE THE DEATH OF US"
Hi Max
This is Richard next door. I've been riddled with guilt for the past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you face to face.
When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife day and night. Probably much more than you.
I haven't been getting it at home recently, and I know there's no excuse - But the temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincere apologies and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for the usage - And I'll pay you whatever I owe you.
Regards
Richard
Max feeling enraged and betrayed grabbed his gun and rushed next door and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on his sofa.
Max then looked at his phone and saw a second message from Richard.
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE ...
Hi Max
Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text message. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the Spell - Checker had changed "Wi-Fi" to "Wife"
Technology huh ... It'll be the death of us 😂😂 ...!! |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 17:33 - Sep 21 with 3956 views | theloneranger |
At school I was taught by a wonderful cross-eyed teacher.
But he lost his job - Because he couldn't control his pupils ...!! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 00:50 - Sep 22 with 3904 views | dizietsma |
- I was feeling pretty horny last night mate, but my missus was too busy listening to Lady Gaga.
- Poker face?
- Nah, just had a w**k instead. | | | |
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