Hello my name is Sebastian and I thought that, during my christmas break at the boarding school where Mummy and Daddy dumped me without a seconds hesitation , I would come on to your message board to tell you all how super it is to be a Fulham fan!
I've been a fan of Fulham since they first became a soccer club in the EPL. I previously preferred the old rugger down at twikkers but i decided to rough it one day with my pal Edmond. At first i did not take to it as there were all these loud shouty peasants making far to much noise. The next time I went though I sat at the opposite end to the away fans and everything was super. I was able to read my book during the dull parts and clap enthusiastically when we scored.
This season i had the misfortune of attending the QPR match and was very upset by it all. Despite us scoring tons of spiffing goals, your fans were singing and chanting the whole time. You clearly didn't understand the situation and you kept singing about Chelsea, when as you must know we are your biggest rivals! Plus I normally go out of my way to take photos of the lovely families attending from abroad but on this day you chaps had taken all their seats. It just isn't cricket old chums.
Anyway i digress, I wanted to point out that we are a much bigger team than you! I felt compelled to register on this site as there is only so much time a boy can spend masturbating over pictures of maggie thatcher and Charlie Dimmick (she looks like my mum). So there you have it, we have so much more to offer fans; we have a statue of a pedophile outside, celebrity fans who like fat ugly hookers, literally dozens of away fans and a chairman that, even though passportless, would still trade in the football club and all it's fans to bring back princess di!
Ta ta for now!
Ok now listen up all you sad case spastic Fulham fans, no matter what you post on this forum or however cogent and reasonable your post may be, all I ever take from it is the above. Now do us all a favour an piss off. That will be all. |  |
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