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Thread | Tuc up spares
at 20:32 27 Apr 2014
Still a rip off and con merchant is old tuc up tim after all these years, they wanted £10 plus vat for 4 alloy wheel nuts. Just got them online for £4 delivered
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Thread | Some funnies for any manure fans
at 21:32 22 Apr 2014
Following the sacking of Moyes, the police have been called to quell the protests outside Old Trafford.
The Liverpool, Man City, and Chelsea fans have been all told to go home.
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Following the sacking of David Moyes, Ryan Giggs has been installed as Caretaker Manager as he is the longest serving member of staff.
As second longest serving member, Howard Webb has been lined up as his assistant.
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David Moyes has been offered another job already! The Great Britain Tobogganing Team have said they have been looking for years for someone who can push a team downhill at that sort of speed.
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A man has been arrested for throwing rubbish onto the pitch at Old Trafford.
A Mr D Moyes will appear before magistrates in the morning.
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Thread | Monk to manure
at 17:43 21 Apr 2014
Monk to be next manager of manure and scfc to get £30m compo the pick of any 2 players and 6 points net season |
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Thread | Mrs Queen
at 11:58 21 Apr 2014
88 today, her and starvros off to the Harvester for tea to celebrate  |
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Thread | No negativity
at 22:29 13 Mar 2014
Lets all get behind the team on Saturday regardless of rumours, points, relegation, management and all the negative sh!t over recent personnel changes and get a win and hopefully a good performance to boost team spirit after these recent troubles.
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Thread | Do you know this man?
at 15:58 24 Feb 2014
TRADING Standards staff sometimes have to investigate some pretty complicated issues - but rarely the service offered by prostitutes.
But that’s what one frustrated punter called them about when a prostitute refused to have sex with him.
He emailed Harrow Council after being rejected by an eastern European sex worker at a brothel in the borough.
“The gentleman seemed very aggrieved,” a source for the council is reported by getwestlondon.co.uk as saying.
“He told us he believed he had been refused and was angry about the fact. He insisted that prostitutes shouldn’t be able to behave like that.”
“The man said he had travelled from a neighbouring borough in north London so was obviously a bit upset by his wasted trip. He filled in the form pretty seriously and gave us his contact details.”
The brothel in question is since understood to have been closed down.
Local Conservative councillor Susan Hall said: “Prostitution may be the oldest profession in the world, but a complaint of this sort is a new one on us. The trading standards manual doesn’t really cover it.
“I would like the gentleman involved to visit Harrow again, but perhaps this time he could enjoy some of our more wholesome pursuits — like our wonderful open parks, leisure centres and historic churches.”
Read more: http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Man-contacts-trading-standards-prostitut
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Thread | Britton
at 21:52 13 Feb 2014
Does he hold some or any sort of record for playing for the same team in;....
all 4 divisions,
Welsh, FA, League, JPT (or whatever its called these days) and Europa cups
And would he have played at all 92 league grounds? |
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Thread | Eurodisney
at 20:13 11 Feb 2014
Anyone been there recently, my boy is going with the school in half term but no one knows any prices, places to eat, shops etc.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated, ta muchly |
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Thread | Sh!t
at 18:08 1 Feb 2014
Only 2 home wins, 12 goals conceded in 4 home games, and we lose we don't deserve to stay up.
No idea, no clue, no vision, no passion. Overpaid prima donna's with flash cars, that's the Swansea way now |
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Thread | Manure jokes
at 19:20 23 Jan 2014
Financial analysts are now worried about Utd's match day revenues.
They fear many Mancunians will swap their allegiance to City, whilst the other 74,000 will go back to supporting their local team.
David Moyes has promised fans of Manchester United that they will be in a major European competition next year... even if he has to write the song himself.
I've just posted a video of last night's penalties to Manchester United's Facebook page.
In case they missed it.
Juan Mata's proposed move to Manchester United is off - he went to Old Trafford last night to sign a contract but all he found was useless pens. |
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Thread | Sunday games
at 14:56 18 Jan 2014
Is anyone getting a bit fed up of Sunday ko's instead of the traditional Saturday games? |
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Thread | Mikaeel RIP
at 11:50 18 Jan 2014
Found behind mothers old house
RIP xx |
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Thread | Jokey time
at 20:42 14 Jan 2014
I hate it when my Townhill girlfriend gets changed into her pyjamas.
I don't know if she's going to bed or going shopping.
I'm so glad Cristiano Ronaldo has won the Ballon d'Or.
Maybe now he will have the confidence he so desperately lacks. |
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Thread | Manc jokes
at 20:32 6 Jan 2014
Fair Play , Old Trafford is a hard place to win a game of football
Just ask David Moyes
Now Manchester United are out of the FA Cup they can concentrate on other things.
Like not getting relegated.
Manchester United were once the Goliath of English football, then along came David.....
As the January transfer window beckons after United's cup exit, David Moyes is thinking about his next move.
Probably back to Everton.
Up to one hundred thousand Manchester United fans are expected to go missing from work today.
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Thread | Return of the daily joke
at 22:21 3 Jan 2014
I was arrested yesterday for Shoplifting,
The Police Officer said, "You are being charged with Stealing Two Bottles of Wine".
I said, "You can't Charge me for Stealing Two Bottles!"
Police Officer, "Why not?"
"It was buy one get one free!" I replied |
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Thread | Nigel Evans MP
at 16:40 11 Sep 2013
He's been very naughty by the sounds of it. Don't drop the soap in the shower Tory boy.
Can anyone remember him knocking a kid over while drunk about 30 years ago in Townhill? |
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Thread | Saturday night
at 23:15 24 Aug 2013
Theres absolutely nothing on TV, bored, fed up so i'm on my 2nd btl of wine and i'll raise some cheers to all fellow Jacks & Jackettes 
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