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I am surprised the plane got off the ground with him on board. No wonder he was stopped at the airport ...
"oh sorry sir, we didn't realise that you're that big because you're err ... that big and not hiding anything in your coat, we'll just take a quick look in your bags as a tickbox exercise now that you here with us anyway and you can be on your way ... oh what's this!!!"
I wonder if they did the old stomach pump to see if he had more inside him and then realised there would be no room with all the burgers and fries already in there.
His defence should be "it's for personal use m'lord". And claim as a he's a rich footballer he can afford that much and he needs such a large amount for his stature.
Then the prosecution will claim that's absurd and his defence will say "just look at the size of him your honor? ... the defence rests".
After that, he should get a significantly reduced sentence and long term counselling for self-abuse.
His defence should be "it's for personal use m'lord". And claim as a he's a rich footballer he can afford that much and he needs such a large amount for his stature.
Then the prosecution will claim that's absurd and his defence will say "just look at the size of him your honor? ... the defence rests".
After that, he should get a significantly reduced sentence and long term counselling for self-abuse.
Has the look of a man who plausibly lives off a diet of weed and Papa Johns
I am surprised the plane got off the ground with him on board. No wonder he was stopped at the airport ...
"oh sorry sir, we didn't realise that you're that big because you're err ... that big and not hiding anything in your coat, we'll just take a quick look in your bags as a tickbox exercise now that you here with us anyway and you can be on your way ... oh what's this!!!"
I wonder if they did the old stomach pump to see if he had more inside him and then realised there would be no room with all the burgers and fries already in there.
That's right Mr Emmanuel-Thomas , grip the toilet bowl and bend over, I'll just be a second getting these gloves on...
I’m sorry to start this never ending debate again, but if you want to showcase JET or Richards as the epitome of LF‘s time here why not Eze, Chair, Dieng?
We are in danger of looking a bit one eyed at his time here.
I’m sorry to start this never ending debate again, but if you want to showcase JET or Richards as the epitome of LF‘s time here why not Eze, Chair, Dieng?
We are in danger of looking a bit one eyed at his time here.
This is where I am:
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And how is any DoF, past or present, responsible for a players behaviour when they left the club 6 years ago.
I’m sorry to start this never ending debate again, but if you want to showcase JET or Richards as the epitome of LF‘s time here why not Eze, Chair, Dieng?
We are in danger of looking a bit one eyed at his time here.
This is where I am:
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I meant more in the sense that JET was going to Villa until Ferdinand swooped in at the last second and outbid them to get him.
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