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Words that sound rude but aren't 18:07 - Jun 5 with 10371 viewsDorse

Trossachs - as in 'There's a nasty breeze around the Trossachs' (best said in a Private Frazer sort of voice)

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Words that sound rude but aren't on 18:26 - Jun 5 with 5269 viewsR_from_afar

Two of my faves are very similar sounding:

- Fecund

- Feculent.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Words that sound rude but aren't on 18:27 - Jun 5 with 5266 viewsBrightonhoop

Rabbit, in Spanish, similar to the Italian, is Cornellio.

C U next Tuesday is coniio......

When in Spain take care ordering the Rabbit in case the waitress gives you a black eye....
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 18:57 - Jun 5 with 5243 viewsbosh67

I have often been sitting in the SAR stand and shouted...

Call yourself a f*cking footballer?

Usually accurate rather than rude.

Never knowingly right.
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 19:09 - Jun 5 with 5220 viewsizlingtonhoop

Quantocks
hollyhocks
Uzi
cumerbund
shih tzu (of course!)
Machynlleth (in Wales)
stopcock
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 19:23 - Jun 5 with 5197 viewsMonkey_Roots

Concurred.

As in "urgh, I just concurred all over myself"
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 19:37 - Jun 5 with 5187 viewsBrightonhoop

Cossacks always sounds halfway rude.....

As does hassocks in Sussex, but not half as rude as Fulking, also in Sussex.

T watt in Scotland is reportedly trying to change its name......
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 19:48 - Jun 5 with 5169 viewsDorse

Scrutinise - as in 'I found him in the kitchen scrutinising the children's food'

Flugelhorn - 'I was fingering the valves of my flugelhorn in anticipation of the conductor's baton'
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'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Words that sound rude but aren't on 20:29 - Jun 5 with 5125 viewsBerkoRanger

Bollards! We've just been relegated.
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 20:33 - Jun 5 with 5121 viewsdanehoop

Pissflaps , oh hold on. Sorry.

Never knowingly understood

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Words that sound rude but aren't on 21:01 - Jun 5 with 5101 viewshooper1957

googlies
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 21:38 - Jun 5 with 5070 viewsWokingR

Words that sound rude but aren't on 20:33 - Jun 5 by danehoop

Pissflaps , oh hold on. Sorry.


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Words that sound rude but aren't on 21:38 - Jun 5 with 5070 viewsflynnbo

Gusset; flange; thrust.
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 21:43 - Jun 5 with 5057 viewsjohncharles

Strung up by the Cherokees.

Strong and stable my arse.

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Words that sound rude but aren't on 21:44 - Jun 5 with 5057 viewsDorse

Words that sound rude but aren't on 21:38 - Jun 5 by flynnbo

Gusset; flange; thrust.


What a midfield they were... Great days....

Kumquat
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'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Words that sound rude but aren't on 22:41 - Jun 5 with 4997 viewssixnil

Moist
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 22:53 - Jun 5 with 4982 viewskarl

Fulcrum, always sounds like the bit between balls and a*se. I suppose in a way it is though?
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 22:58 - Jun 5 with 4978 viewsSimonJames

Some absolute corkers on here, e.g. bumfiddler and clatterfart:

http://mentalfloss.com/article/58036/50-words-sound-rude-actually-arent

100% of people who drink water will die.

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Words that sound rude but aren't on 23:08 - Jun 5 with 4972 viewsenfieldargh

Fracking hell!

captains fantastic
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 23:22 - Jun 5 with 4955 viewsFredManRave

Scunthorpe

I've got the Power.
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 23:24 - Jun 5 with 4961 viewsStanisgod

Barton

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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Words that sound rude but aren't on 00:52 - Jun 6 with 4924 viewskarl

Words that sound rude but aren't on 23:24 - Jun 5 by Stanisgod

Barton


Ahh but when used in its non abbreviated form 'Bartonisac*nt' then you may be wrong?

And in the terms of this project he is a realc*nt!
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 01:01 - Jun 6 with 4910 viewsPunteR

Lob.

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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Words that sound rude but aren't on 09:04 - Jun 6 with 4844 viewsMrSheen

Flocculant
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 09:36 - Jun 6 with 4829 viewsnorthampton_hoop

Semi.
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Words that sound rude but aren't on 09:44 - Jun 6 with 4822 viewsPunteR

Noggin

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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