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Speaking to some of my sources deep within the bowels of the club I have found out that what we are seeing is the very successful implementation of the secret plan, code name “Operation: Make everyone think we’re shite” designed specifically to lull the rest of the championship teams into a false sense of security. They will spend so long pissing themselves with laughter their stomach muscles and bladders will be severely damaged allowing us to rack up huge victories and ultimately finish on 140 points.